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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Don't do beer but I'll take a hot chocolate right now.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Written by: Gidg
Oooooh, I have stile and panache!!!
We've never had a doubt Gidg!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg puts her hands on her hips
Well you could have told me!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Did you know you were elegant and Chic too?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Elegant I'll take, but can I be chic since I'm so short?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Written by: Skulduggery
Did you know you were elegant and Chic too?
Why thanks!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Patrick? Elegant and Chic? Is he wearing the stileto's again. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I'm sure you are very Chic Patrick!
Tall has nothing to do chic Gidg!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
One hot chocolate with all the trimmings coming up
x
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I'll work on chic. But I've always thought tall when I thought of chic, well at least someone over 5' 1".
Mmmmm, marshmellows please Mark.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*boogies to TranGlobal Underground-Taal Zaman* Its ok I won't do the little redheaded girls dance to this one I already have a bruise from falling off my chair last time. They don't warn you on peanuts that doing her dance can damage you!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Written by: Skulduggery
I'm sure you are very Chic Patrick!
Tall has nothing to do chic Gidg!!!
Tres chic!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
They don't warn you about a lot of things about the peanuts.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
1,024 posts
Location: london
******swings in the window with a indianna jones whip and hat, with a large jar of nutella in hand. Lands slips and bangs head hard and is knocked out **
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooooo Look its Brodiemanananan and he has nutella..... yummmmmmmmm..... Do you think we should wake him up before we eat it or after?
*craddles brodies head in lap and gently slaps his cheeks until he revives*
Wake up before I eat all the chocolate spread and can't get into my super hero outfit any more!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
*gets talcum powder so skully can squeeze into her wonder woman outfit*
You know Brodie looks all helpless lying unconcious, maybe we should take advantage of him
shhhhhh Let's relight this forum 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Today whilst puddle dancing I saw something that made me giggle more than the people watching me giggled. There was this business man in a charcoal grey, pin striped, 3 piece suit. In one hand he cluched a large briefcase and laptop bag and in the other he held up over his head a tiny plastic pink/see through My Little Pony umbrella!
Ahhh life is so great! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Wonder if he's got the matching Little Pony underwear?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Written by: Patrick the Shaved Badger!
Wonder if he's got the matching Little Pony underwear?
Strangely enough Partick I have no idea what underwear he had on. Next time I'll ask him to show me and tell him that Partick the King of Shaved Badgers wants to know! (Loonie bin here I come!)
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Yeah, you just do that!
1,024 posts
Location: london
******wakes up in skullys lap********
ouch...... wait who ate me choc spread spiked with a super kinky potion- the secret to my super powers, with out it i will become mild mannered michael brodie
***slips backs into unconsciousness****
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Brodie for some reason I could never quite see you as mild mannered, even without your secret potion. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Uh-Oh! I ate all the kinky spread...... Does this mean I'm going to be like one of those annoyingly randy dogs that attach themselves to your leg? Please don't whack me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
finds some chocolate spread from Pounces thread and hands it to Skullduggery to slather on brodieman_X
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Once again I say Uh-OOOH! This thread may soon have to be closed down due to its forth coming no PG content!!!
Gnor you bad
bad lady! Putting temptation in front of an angelic well behaved good girl like me! *wonders off to polish halo*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oh Puuulllleeeeeaassssse. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
You know one of these days I'm going to have to try some of this stuff to see what all the hoopla is about.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
banana and nutella crepe.... Mmmmmmmm.....
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I think all the people that were on my bus this morning have had a sense of humour bypass! I was listening on my mini disc player to The Libertines when everyone slowly started turning round and looking at me. I looked over my shoulder to check that there wasn't anything odd behind me. There was nothing there but still they stared. One woman started mouthing to me so I flicked an ear phone out of my ear and asked her to repeat what she had said. "Will you stop Bloody singing!!!" she yelled. All the others grunted in agreement with her. I hadn't even realised I was singing!
I've done this many times before, I have a terrible habit of singing along, but never have I had so many people look so mad before. Usually they just giggle or roll their eyes at me. Anyone would have thought I'd bitten the heads of kittens the way they reacted! pfffffft I know I don't have the best singing voice but geez I can have only been singing for a couple of minutes.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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