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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooo I haven't thought about it ......... Rights? Hmmmmm....... I don't know. Aren't there rules. Who's running the Auction? How are you at house renovations? Mine is half done but it still needs loads doing. Damn now I think about it why did I bid for a nurse instead of a builder or carpenter???
Ok lets look at this the other way round. What talents do you have? What do you enjoy doing? If I get you to do stuff you like you are less likely to keep screaming "What about my Legal Rights!"
Oooooo I haven't thought about it ......... Rights? Hmmmmm....... I don't know. Aren't there rules. Who's running the Auction? How are you at house renovations? Mine is half done but it still needs loads doing. Damn now I think about it why did I bid for a nurse instead of a builder or carpenter???
Ok lets look at this the other way round. What talents do you have? What do you enjoy doing? If I get you to do stuff you like you are less likely to keep screaming "What about my Legal Rights!"
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
well what am i good at apart from being kinky???? :ange1:
well i play inline hockey
i like hugs
things im good at hmmmmmmm....................
il get back to you
well what am i good at apart from being kinky???? :ange1:
well i play inline hockey
i like hugs
things im good at hmmmmmmm....................
il get back to you
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello lil shaved Badger.
How is life treating you and Myste? Well I hope!
Hello
lil shaved Badger. How is life treating you and Myste? Well I hope!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Any day I wake up breathing is a good day!
How about you?
Any day I wake up breathing is a good day!
How about you?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Breathing is a good habit to have!
Today I feel ........... so tired that my skin might just slump off my body into a heap on the floor.
I think I'm going to get a caffeine introveinous(sp?) drip attached to my arm.
Breathing is a good habit to have!
Today I feel ........... so tired that my skin might just slump off my body into a heap on the floor.
I think I'm going to get a caffeine introveinous(sp?) drip attached to my arm.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
That could work!
That could work!
not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
IV caffine drip?
Yes please, I need one of them every morning!
If you get it figured out, Skully, you should patent them and put them on the market.
I'd buy one!
IV caffine drip?
Yes please, I need one of them every morning!
If you get it figured out, Skully, you should patent them and put them on the market.
I'd buy one!
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
IV drip? Nope I like my caffine with the taste of chocolate.
IV drip? Nope I like my caffine with the taste of chocolate.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
here i put the kettle on.... have a cup of coffee (or tea!)
here i put the kettle on.... have a cup of coffee (or tea!)
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
mmmmmmm..........tea.........tea is sooooo much better for you than nasty coffee
mmmmmmm..........tea.........tea is sooooo much better for you than nasty coffee
Let's relight this forum 
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
No way! Coffee is the way to go!
No way! Coffee is the way to go!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Wrong! It's either tea or hot chocolate.
Wrong! It's either tea or hot chocolate.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*chair dances like a loonie to The Libertines- the man who would be king*
'And to the man who would be king
I would say only one thing
And to the man who would be king
I will say only one thing
la la la-la-la-laa la la la-la-la-laa!'
*flips hair from one side to the other like the lil redheaded girl in peanuts*
*chair dances like a loonie to The Libertines- the man who would be king*
'And to the man who would be king
I would say only one thing
And to the man who would be king
I will say only one thing
la la la-la-la-laa la la la-la-la-laa!'
*flips hair from one side to the other like the lil redheaded girl in peanuts*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Sweet! Dancing!
Sweet! Dancing!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I don't recommend the redheaded girls style of dancing..... it makes you very dizzy. I fell off the chair I was chair dancing in!
I don't recommend the redheaded girls style of dancing..... it makes you very dizzy. I fell off the chair I was chair dancing in!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
brings in a cup of tea while covering monobrow
brings in a cup of tea while covering monobrow
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*gets tweezers at the ready* BRING IT ON! I'll take on (or maybe that should be off) any mono brow you challenge me with! ......... Maybe wax would be quicker for the de-mono-browing of a stranger in the street or on the bus. I could trip them up, sit on their chest, get the prewarmed wax strip, stick it to their nose bridge and whip it off all in a matter of seconds and be off up the road before they knew what happened......
Ooooooooooo I feel the need for a costume and a Super Hero name. *ponders on names and costume styles*
Ohhh! Thanks for the Tea Gnor!
*gets tweezers at the ready* BRING IT ON! I'll take on (or maybe that should be off) any mono brow you challenge me with! ......... Maybe wax would be quicker for the de-mono-browing of a stranger in the street or on the bus. I could trip them up, sit on their chest, get the prewarmed wax strip, stick it to their nose bridge and whip it off all in a matter of seconds and be off up the road before they knew what happened......Ooooooooooo I feel the need for a costume and a Super Hero name. *ponders on names and costume styles*
Ohhh! Thanks for the Tea Gnor!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
The brow-enator hehehe
or the wax-witch
(the outfit still has to be rubber)... just thoght id point that out
The brow-enator hehehe
or the wax-witch
(the outfit still has to be rubber)... just thoght id point that out
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Suprise suprise! Rubber fetish man strikes again!
Let me guess....... an all in one black rubber catsuit with a black rubber cape, stiletto boots..... in black rubber? .... if that is it where do I keep the wax strips? Do I get a gadget belt like batman?
Suprise suprise! Rubber fetish man strikes again! Let me guess....... an all in one black rubber catsuit with a black rubber cape, stiletto boots..... in black rubber? .... if that is it where do I keep the wax strips? Do I get a gadget belt like batman?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
No, more like Cartman!
Written by: Skulduggery
Do I get a gadget belt like batman?
No, more like Cartman!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I don't want to look like Cartman......
I don't want to look like Cartman...... Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
You don't want to look Hellacool?
You don't want to look Hellacool?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg runs into the room and does a sock slide over the floor (you don't have carpet you know, this wouldn't work with carpet) grabs Skully and swings her in a circle while giving her a hug.
Just thought I would respond in kind.
Gidg sock slides out the door backwards
Gidg runs into the room and does a sock slide over the floor (you don't have carpet you know, this wouldn't work with carpet) grabs Skully and swings her in a circle while giving her a hug.
Just thought I would respond in kind.
Gidg sock slides out the door backwards
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Posted:
Looked more like a moondance Gidg!
Looked more like a moondance Gidg!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
WoooooooHoooooooooo a slideby hugging! Life just doesn't get any better than this!
WoooooooHoooooooooo a slideby hugging! Life just doesn't get any better than this!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
You're just jealous of her style and panache Patrick!
(one for you one for myste)
Written by: Patrick the Shaved Badger!
Looked more like a moondance Gidg!
You're just jealous of her style and panache Patrick!
(one for you one for myste) Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Nope, definitely a backward slide. I've never been able to do that moonwalk thing.
Nope, definitely a backward slide. I've never been able to do that moonwalk thing.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Oooooh, I have stile and panache!!!
Oooooh, I have stile and panache!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
Posted:
Boo!
Making it round to say :hi:
Looks round sees everyone smiling, pulls up a nice soft cussion and offers round the beers
M x
Boo!
Making it round to say :hi:
Looks round sees everyone smiling, pulls up a nice soft cussion and offers round the beers
M x
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