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1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds...
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
about ants that was in russian. since none of them could understand russian...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
or read the german sudtitlesso they went back to the video store only to discover that...............
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
they didnt know the hand-movements and got really embarrassed so they..
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
went outside the video shop to try and learn them. no avail so one ant...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
stole the store clerks magic lamp and started rubbing it like a ....
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
big jellyfish and then jumped on...
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
there harleys and cruised down to vegas and got some ...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
hot lady performers off the strip. Unfortunately these ladies didn't come with an instruction manual, and couldn't talk...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
so they tried aking them back but had lost the till slip so .....
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
they trained them in ant-dancing. They opened a dancing school along the strip, but
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
they are the ony giant ants on earth so they set out to find a wizard to turn them into.....
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
a herd of moose so they would have some friends to play...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
moose football with. They started on a game, but after 2 red cards in the first 17minutes, the referee...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA
said in a very low and melodic voice, "when i snap my fingers, you will awaken and have no memory of all that has happenededed... one, two, three." and he snapped his fingers.
the ants opened their eyes, looked perplexedly at eachother, and said,
"what the hell just happened here????"
just then, the little rabbit from Alice in Wonderland came hopping by to give them an explanation.
"You see...."
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
"you see, you see, you are late for tea!
you see, you must come with me!".. the ants wondered why they were going to tea with a rabbit they had never seen, and thought he might be plotting...
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
..to fatten them up and eat them for tea, or make them clean grandmother's feet, or was his windows.
With slight hesitation, they followed the rabbit to his place in/at...
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA
Beijing, where nobody spoke english and they ate a lot of rice. Which was fortunate for our ants, for they happened to really like rice. So anyways, they followed the rabbit to the strange city of Beijing, where the strangest thing happened...
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
they were stopped with a purple man eating pelican of doom called Hank. He threatened the ants and the rabbit by telling that if they didn't...
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
all march in a line then perform the can-can that he would step on them with his rather awkward large feet, and use the rabbit in the opening of his show in which...
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
aired weekdays at 10 right after the A-TEAM reruns and sometimes had mr T as a guest host every...
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
second show. So the bunny and the giant ants decided that it'll be better to just...
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
go play football with the rest of the herd who were down at the....
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
pub drinking beer. Drunkenly singing...
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
"im a lumber jack and im ok,
i sleep all night and i work all day.
i cut down trees,
i wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra,
i wish id been a girly,
just like my dear papa"
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
they ended up having a karaoke night, the next song they sung went
'6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch!
Daylight come and me'wan go home
Dayyyy-o....day-oooo
Daylight come and me'wan go home'
they were having so much fun until someone barged into the pub, everyone stopped and stared as this mysterious figure...
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
stepped into the room and light they saw his face and it was none other then Peggy the pint sized pirate come for her ....
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
nightly dose of ...
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
animal fat. The only pub where it can be drunk in pints. Whilst downing her evening brew, someone came up to her and said...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
"So when's the baby due?"...she replied...
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
"OH MY GD MY WATER JUST BROKE CALL A..."
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
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