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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


quietanalytic
503 posts
Location: bristol


Posted:
. . . wonder about the as-yet-unnoticed physical similarities between them; could it be that they were related, and should therefore . . .

ture na sig


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
all very worried, running off to confirm this with their parents they were all deeply shocked to realise that they had in fact all turned into sheep as well, fleeing from the truth they made their way to the local park (stopping only to eat the occasional bit of grass) they found some spinners who.....

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drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
Began to eye their fleece strangely... One said to another, "I bet it'd burn real good!" The other replied...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
"baa" being the holy sheep in disguise. revealing its true self the holy sheep did the most amazing 9bt btb weave and unfortunatly tangled the wires around its throat leaving it mildly dazed, the protection of the holy sheep gone the remainging spinners tried to jump the storytellers who promptly grew wings and flew off to...

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shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
arrange a floral display for the coronation of the poi-spin-master-from-nam, who just so happened (ironically) to be in japan for the annual poi-spin-master-from-nam vs. godzilla game of Go. During the game,

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
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2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
they suddenly realised they had eaten a magic mushroom pizza earlier and that none of this was real. Made aware of their doubts by the transambulation of pseudo-psycho-kinetic matter, Godzilla roared, 'I AM REAL!!! NO REALLY!!', and so they had all returned their concentration to the game in deference to the mystical powers and huge size of the gargantuan monster when....

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
a big flunny bunny (ruffly the same size of godzilla) hoped past smiled waved and said "im real too!!" and hoped off again. the godzilla looked down and...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
made his first move, h9. the story-tellers looked at each other, stricken. h9 was a TERRRIBLE move! it seemed godzilla knew nothing about playing Go! rubbing their hands together conspiratorily, they..

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
fell into a yacht which was just that minute sailing away to the bahamas to enjoy the pleasures of...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
being captured by the tales of a wise old lady as they sat in a forest drinking a strange tea, as she said...

heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
a bahama mamma...the drink, and maybe a woman too....then he bought some............

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
Polos, which, unknown to the general populace, give you...........

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
eternal life if u spin around 19.67 times as you eat them and scream out in a scottish accent "i can i cant i can i cant" as the storytellers (knowing this magic) did this the old lady watched in amazment as the tellers grew younger rising she commented ......

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LostSurferSILVER Member
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooo what a lovely tea party...

"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
"I 'aint 'ad an itch like this since I were 17 and fresh as a pancake!"
She began looking urgently for an exit from this thread, but.....

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munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
the storytellers had formed a ring around her as they spun, so she was trapped like the cheese in The Farmer in the Dell. So she splashed her tea in one storyteller's mouth just as he shouted "I can," and he shrank so small the woman could jump over him and out of the thread. The storytellers gathered around the shrunken boy and.......

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
said HOLY CRAP! did you see that ? lets get the heck outta here before she shrinks us too. turning to run they..............

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
tripped over a hippo riding a unicycle, who said, "

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


loki.c1687SILVER Member
addict
546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
the king of the sea....mr t....mt glaced an angery look at the group then stood up to reach for his large cold steel gun shaped.....

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
like a hippo riding a bicycle, who said...

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
"i am the walrus coo coo cachoo" like form that song...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
by oasis... no, not that one... the one you get in a desert... what? Lollipops? And so continued the old man in his reminicising (sp?)...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
looking back the man released the error of becoming a storyteller who ate mushrooms and set up possum (People Opposed to Storytellers Scoffing Up Mushrooms) which was often mistaken for...

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
a gigantic moose... which often asks the question "who the hell makes an acroynym uo hjust for a thread?" tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
someone of such massive intellect it cannot be comprehended - or more often someone avoiding doing stats coursework the moose understanding this wandered back to the storytellers....

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heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
and asked if he could have a few shrooms too.....

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
feed to the rhino water polo team.. who were

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
immensely depressed because their horns kept puncturing the water polo balls. The moose thought the shrooms would cheer them up. Perhaps too well, because the tripping rhinos laughed so hard they nearly drowned. The only thing that saved them was......

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Bunnly the lifeguard, whos alter ego was actually...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


loki.c1687SILVER Member
addict
546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
dunnly the evil lifeguard who.....

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


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