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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
old hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
You say the sweetest things about firepixie's J
You say the sweetest things about firepixie's J
Are we nearly there yet?
member
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Location: nodnoL
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
what? i didnt say anything about firepixies joints....she has joints! oh my god, oh my god, she has joints...where is she..got to find the joints...where they go? huh? tell me NOW!!! where are they?
waaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh! boing nanana wa wa globule of etirety!
what? i didnt say anything about firepixies joints....she has joints! oh my god, oh my god, she has joints...where is she..got to find the joints...where they go? huh? tell me NOW!!! where are they?
waaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh! boing nanana wa wa globule of etirety!
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
old hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
Are we nearly there yet?
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
*walks timidly in...*
thought i'd come and say hello I brought a prezzy for your thread
*pulls out a pink lamp*
Thought it's go nicely in the corner?
Alice
*walks timidly in...*
thought i'd come and say hello I brought a prezzy for your thread
*pulls out a pink lamp*
Thought it's go nicely in the corner?
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
member
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Location: nodnoL
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
um.....ah...thankns...its lovely...but theres one problem...its not actually a lamp is it......look...its a mouldy banana...
um.....ah...thankns...its lovely...but theres one problem...its not actually a lamp is it......look...its a mouldy banana...
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oops... sorry wrong hand...
*gets out a lamp from the OTHER hand*
I can explain the banana....no actually i cant
Alice
Oops... sorry wrong hand...
*gets out a lamp from the OTHER hand*
I can explain the banana....no actually i cant
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Alice,
You gonna be in London when I get there?
Alice,
You gonna be in London when I get there?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mike -
Yup... when you over again?
You do like the colour pink right....?
Alice
Mike -
Yup... when you over again?
You do like the colour pink right....?
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
member
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Location: nodnoL
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
nah...pink stuff is for girlies...i know!
the next HOP poll: does the colour pink suck monkey nuts?
nah...pink stuff is for girlies...i know!
the next HOP poll: does the colour pink suck monkey nuts?
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Ohhh UCOF - you are provocative!
Just popped in to say hi Hope to see you Sat.
Ohhh UCOF - you are provocative!
Just popped in to say hi Hope to see you Sat.
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Location: nodnoL
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Posted:
unfortunatly im working until 7 that night...i want to be the for the spinning tho..but there seems very little point as i would get there at 8:30 at the earliest and then its only a few hours before i have to go home
but i shall see what happens
unfortunatly im working until 7 that night...i want to be the for the spinning tho..but there seems very little point as i would get there at 8:30 at the earliest and then its only a few hours before i have to go home
but i shall see what happens
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Excuse me what did you say Jon?
Excuse me what did you say Jon?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
member
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Location: nodnoL
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
erm i think it went something like:
erm i think it went something like:
quote:erm...oh yes...so it did!
nah...pink stuff is for girlies...i know!
the next HOP poll: does the colour pink suck monkey nuts?
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
And i thought you were my friend.
i dont say horrible things about your passions.
Alice
And i thought you were my friend.
i dont say horrible things about your passions.
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh dont worry sweetie...i was only windding you up!
oh dont worry sweetie...i was only windding you up!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Ay Carumba,
And for his brilliantly depraved mind
hee, hee, hee!
Ay Carumba,
quote:We must applaued UCF for outing the shocking scandal or 'make and do' which contrains sexually provocative material.
Do you know anything that makes your hands sticky?
And for his brilliantly depraved mind
hee, hee, hee!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Good glad you were joking.
How have you been anyway?
Alice
Good glad you were joking.
How have you been anyway?
Alice
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
shine on
cass
shine on
cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
why hello there cassandra...nice of you to pop in...
would you like a:
smoke and a pancake?
flapjack and a cigerette?
cigar and a waffle?
Pipe and a crepe?
Bong and a blintz?
please...take what you wish.
hop[e to see you again very very soon!
hope your trip is going well!
why hello there cassandra...nice of you to pop in...
would you like a:
smoke and a pancake?
flapjack and a cigerette?
cigar and a waffle?
Pipe and a crepe?
Bong and a blintz?
please...take what you wish.
hop[e to see you again very very soon!
hope your trip is going well!
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Hi Jon,
how u doing?
Kat walks into the thread, furtively notes gifts offered to the lovely Cass, steals a pipe and a crepe and runs out of the thread shouting 'want to play a game of hide and seek ?
Hi Jon,
how u doing?
Kat walks into the thread, furtively notes gifts offered to the lovely Cass, steals a pipe and a crepe and runs out of the thread shouting 'want to play a game of hide and seek ?
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
why hello there you crazy dutch bastard!
GOLD!
Smoke and a pancake?
hello sweetie! t'was brilig to see you again (bah! pesky softcore people!)
yes...phlease phlease fheel fhree to thake the fhood sthuffs....zank you
why hello there you crazy dutch bastard!
GOLD!
Smoke and a pancake?
hello sweetie! t'was brilig to see you again (bah! pesky softcore people!)
yes...phlease phlease fheel fhree to thake the fhood sthuffs....zank you
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Puh! Not much use stealing your stuff if you are not going to chase after it!
Well thank you very much anyhow for the food, although I already passed them on. Ah well!
Since I have 2 clementines on my desk, you can have one
Feeling a little less soft after last nights battering. I think I am only a winter person when there is snow and mountains! Softcore and proud of my sanity, that's me
Puh! Not much use stealing your stuff if you are not going to chase after it!
Well thank you very much anyhow for the food, although I already passed them on. Ah well!
Since I have 2 clementines on my desk, you can have one
Feeling a little less soft after last nights battering. I think I am only a winter person when there is snow and mountains! Softcore and proud of my sanity, that's me
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
hang on...i did find you...you were in smallboys thread!...so i won! ha!
ut thank you very much for the clementine!
*munch munch munch!*
hang on...i did find you...you were in smallboys thread!...so i won! ha!
ut thank you very much for the clementine!
*munch munch munch!*
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Ah, ah, but we are in HOP time not real time so we are actually talking at the same time. How very rude of me to interrupt you while you were saying something. I do apologise
One real time clementine coming up. Hmm juicy!
Ah, ah, but we are in HOP time not real time so we are actually talking at the same time. How very rude of me to interrupt you while you were saying something. I do apologise
One real time clementine coming up. Hmm juicy!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
um (note aside...was it just me or did everyone else not understand a word of that?)
thank you for the clementine! (can i have a real one next week please? )
here....have a joint.....or a bong...or a pipe....take your pick...but leave the spade well alone!
um (note aside...was it just me or did everyone else not understand a word of that?)
thank you for the clementine! (can i have a real one next week please? )
here....have a joint.....or a bong...or a pipe....take your pick...but leave the spade well alone!
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Note to self: must realise that other people can not see inside my head (just as well as it's in a right state, I hate having guests pop by when the place is a mess )
Um, referring to the fact that you found me while I was talking about how you had not. No thats still not very clear is it
Ah screw it..
Real time Clementine coming your way next week!
Note to self: must realise that other people can not see inside my head (just as well as it's in a right state, I hate having guests pop by when the place is a mess )
Um, referring to the fact that you found me while I was talking about how you had not. No thats still not very clear is it
Ah screw it..
Real time Clementine coming your way next week!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Blinding, people having real conversations with the only person I know weirder than me.
errrrm - submarine.......
fuck where was I going with this?
(*Whistle, tune, tap foot, whistle, tune*)
Oh yeah, fudge, haven't posted on this page yet
post
More drugz for this man..........
Blinding, people having real conversations with the only person I know weirder than me.
errrrm - submarine.......
fuck where was I going with this?
(*Whistle, tune, tap foot, whistle, tune*)
Oh yeah, fudge, haven't posted on this page yet
post
More drugz for this man..........
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh come on....Kat isnt that wierd...i mean..uyeh..eating worms IS wierd...as is the goldfish fetish..but thats no more wierder than you..
YAY!!! im getting a clementine! yipee-kay-a!
oh come on....Kat isnt that wierd...i mean..uyeh..eating worms IS wierd...as is the goldfish fetish..but thats no more wierder than you..
YAY!!! im getting a clementine! yipee-kay-a!
Poi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London
316 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Ello Boyo
Yes i have finally decided to skulk arround the depths of HOP, only to find you with the longest handle on earth!
see ya on tuesday.
Adam.
Ello Boyo
Yes i have finally decided to skulk arround the depths of HOP, only to find you with the longest handle on earth!
see ya on tuesday.
Adam.
Is that magnets!?
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh hey dude...how are you buddy?
sit on the throne,
make yourself at home,
have some of this homegrown!
cos tonys got a new motor,
xr nova, drving like a joyrider,
your mother warned you its a sound system banger.
prize goes to the person who correctly guesses the band/song those lines came from.
oh hey dude...how are you buddy?
sit on the throne,
make yourself at home,
have some of this homegrown!
cos tonys got a new motor,
xr nova, drving like a joyrider,
your mother warned you its a sound system banger.
prize goes to the person who correctly guesses the band/song those lines came from.
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