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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
Cool,
I never had a girrafe before, can I call him 'spanky'?
Cool,
I never had a girrafe before, can I call him 'spanky'?
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You should tie a bell round his neck so you don't lose him.
You should tie a bell round his neck so you don't lose him.
Meh
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh...hang on......digs around in tardis0like pockets......ahh...i thought so....no bells...or collars for that matter..
can anyone help out?
oh...hang on......digs around in tardis0like pockets......ahh...i thought so....no bells...or collars for that matter..
can anyone help out?
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
hey look guys!...im on top...not for the first time
would anyone like cheese on toast? the cheese is the mildest cheddar you can buy and the bread is fresh rolls...nice fluffy and light....just ask spit-roast...he liked them...
or.....some green stuff i found at the bottom of my freezer...i think its moving but im not too sure....and it smells.....nice
hey look guys!...im on top...not for the first time
would anyone like cheese on toast? the cheese is the mildest cheddar you can buy and the bread is fresh rolls...nice fluffy and light....just ask spit-roast...he liked them...
or.....some green stuff i found at the bottom of my freezer...i think its moving but im not too sure....and it smells.....nice
purple penguin- soon to be
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Posted:
lol
*jumps into jons thread only to be chased out again by green stoof*
lol
*jumps into jons thread only to be chased out again by green stoof*
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
Did anyone mention cheese on toast ????
YUMMY
shine on
Cassandra
Did anyone mention cheese on toast ????
YUMMY
shine on
Cassandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
yes...cheese on toast
but can anyone answer me one question....
where do babies actually come from?
yes...cheese on toast
but can anyone answer me one question....
where do babies actually come from?
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
UCOF, enclosed, please find your application for N.E.W.B. Agent. However, we have some additional questions for you.
1) What is your favorite color?
2) Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?
3) Is Santa going to bring me a lump of coal for Christmas? I've always wanted a lump of coal.
4) Do you believe in life after love?
5) What is the anteriosuperior pancreatico-duodenal artery?
6) What's your favorite nursery rhyme?
7) Do your teeth itch?
8) Is your refrigerator running?
9) What is your favorite movie?
10) What is your favorite book?
---ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS---
N.E.W.B. is a bit confused about your identity. There seem to be two UCOF's? Which is which? Which is applying? Who is this Which, anyways? I thought you two were Jonathan and Chris?
Help de-confuse us here?
UCOF, enclosed, please find your application for N.E.W.B. Agent. However, we have some additional questions for you.
1) What is your favorite color?
2) Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?
3) Is Santa going to bring me a lump of coal for Christmas? I've always wanted a lump of coal.
4) Do you believe in life after love?
5) What is the anteriosuperior pancreatico-duodenal artery?
6) What's your favorite nursery rhyme?
7) Do your teeth itch?
8) Is your refrigerator running?
9) What is your favorite movie?
10) What is your favorite book?
---ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS---
N.E.W.B. is a bit confused about your identity. There seem to be two UCOF's? Which is which? Which is applying? Who is this Which, anyways? I thought you two were Jonathan and Chris?
Help de-confuse us here?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
1) blue...no yelaaaaaaaaaarrghhh (flies off into the gorge of eternal peril)
2)Nutella
3)No..cos santa always was your dad...however if you ask me nicely...coal, bring lump a will of you a I, but only if you ask really nicely!
4)no, i bleive in love after life
5)my left sock
6)I had a little nut tree (if thats counted as my mum used to sing it to me when i couldnt sleep untill i moved out, a week ago)
7)no, i have just had boris my pet crocodile to scrath them for me...cheers bo.
8)No cos its bolted to the floor
9)Lesbian Nymphos on Heat 3
10)Ive always had a place for the kamasutra....under my matress so my mum cant find it!
do i qualify?
1) blue...no yelaaaaaaaaaarrghhh (flies off into the gorge of eternal peril)
2)Nutella
3)No..cos santa always was your dad...however if you ask me nicely...coal, bring lump a will of you a I, but only if you ask really nicely!
4)no, i bleive in love after life
5)my left sock
6)I had a little nut tree (if thats counted as my mum used to sing it to me when i couldnt sleep untill i moved out, a week ago)
7)no, i have just had boris my pet crocodile to scrath them for me...cheers bo.
8)No cos its bolted to the floor
9)Lesbian Nymphos on Heat 3
10)Ive always had a place for the kamasutra....under my matress so my mum cant find it!
do i qualify?
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
You qualify as soon as we figure out whether you are one or two people...
You are agent(s?)#006.
You qualify as soon as we figure out whether you are one or two people...
You are agent(s?)#006.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: nodnoL
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
yay! two pages! people love me!
cheers for the angent number.. #007 wouldl be better tho...for obvious reasons...cos then i get to roll about with a gun and shag a lot of supremly gorgeous women!! yay!
yay! two pages! people love me!
cheers for the angent number.. #007 wouldl be better tho...for obvious reasons...cos then i get to roll about with a gun and shag a lot of supremly gorgeous women!! yay!
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
hey J
how u?
2 pages hey?
yippee
*skips off to see her page count*
xxx
hey J
how u?
2 pages hey?
yippee
*skips off to see her page count*
xxx
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
ok..loook back here and dont gloat
13 pages my arse....
ok..loook back here and dont gloat
13 pages my arse....
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
A little bored today are we Jon?
I can see all the threads you're posting random stuff in
I take it you're going to be at Spitalfields tonight?
A little bored today are we Jon?
I can see all the threads you're posting random stuff in
I take it you're going to be at Spitalfields tonight?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
hhmmm...just a bit...
yes im coming to spittalfields tonight and im going to act as santa...im delivering all the pressies ive bought so far otherwise i probably would need a skip to put them all in...yes...i have yours...
hhmmm...just a bit...
yes im coming to spittalfields tonight and im going to act as santa...im delivering all the pressies ive bought so far otherwise i probably would need a skip to put them all in...yes...i have yours...
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
I know the feeling. it's actually a nice day outside here and I can think of so many better things to do than sit in an office
Cool, see you there.
Oh yeah, I do like bovril, but only as a drink - I used to know people who'd eat it in a sandwich, which is just gross.
I know the feeling. it's actually a nice day outside here and I can think of so many better things to do than sit in an office
Cool, see you there.
Oh yeah, I do like bovril, but only as a drink - I used to know people who'd eat it in a sandwich, which is just gross.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Posted:
cheers matey...see you tonight
just to let everyone else know the randomly seeming post about the bovril...its cos i texted him asking if he actually did like it..
cheers matey...see you tonight
just to let everyone else know the randomly seeming post about the bovril...its cos i texted him asking if he actually did like it..
veteran
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Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
BOO!!!!
BOO!!!!
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Posted:
aghr!!! *jumps back at being startled by the fantastic dromepixie*
aghr!!! *jumps back at being startled by the fantastic dromepixie*
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*Walks in with a large paper bag in arms...removes a bowl of home-made hummus, some warm pita bread, and a few bottles of red wine*
I've got some apricot-flavored tobacco if someone has some charcoal and a hookah...
*Walks in with a large paper bag in arms...removes a bowl of home-made hummus, some warm pita bread, and a few bottles of red wine*
I've got some apricot-flavored tobacco if someone has some charcoal and a hookah...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: Florida
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Posted:
I gots it for you right here Mr. Ginny!
Lets smoke! This hooka is only for ginny's pleasure...I personally made sure it never saw anything other than tobacco!
Love and hugs,
Drome
PS: I still owe you that smoke UCOF
I gots it for you right here Mr. Ginny!
Lets smoke! This hooka is only for ginny's pleasure...I personally made sure it never saw anything other than tobacco!
Love and hugs,
Drome
PS: I still owe you that smoke UCOF
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
dhsfvliv sivxdrmn ilvihjvzs,fmd z,iivhd,fzmfgyuzdcmrtatia nvli
p.s yes you do!
dhsfvliv sivxdrmn ilvihjvzs,fmd z,iivhd,fzmfgyuzdcmrtatia nvli
p.s yes you do!
purple penguin- soon to be
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Posted:
still have some red apple nagila tabacoo if i can come and play??
jon me gorgeous, i think there a blue somewhere trying to give me a flu! helpies?
love you lots, . . big squeezes to chris too
lolli x x x
still have some red apple nagila tabacoo if i can come and play??
jon me gorgeous, i think there a blue somewhere trying to give me a flu! helpies?
love you lots, . . big squeezes to chris too
lolli x x x
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
WHAT!!!!!! blue!! in my house...i shall have be having none of it! i have secret summoned the blue fairy to expel the blue from this house and your body......forever mwahahahaha...sorry...i dont know why im laughing evily..im a good guy...
here is the poem she has told me to recite:
Blue, Blue,
Piss off.
it is done...we can wait....and pray
WHAT!!!!!! blue!! in my house...i shall have be having none of it! i have secret summoned the blue fairy to expel the blue from this house and your body......forever mwahahahaha...sorry...i dont know why im laughing evily..im a good guy...
here is the poem she has told me to recite:
Blue, Blue,
Piss off.
it is done...we can wait....and pray
old hand
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Location: Brigadoon
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Location: Brigadoon
Posted:
good morning ucof. i just realized i've not been here before so i thought i'd better rectify the situation and bring round a bottle of tequilla.
btw, i also just remembered this that you posted in my intro
good morning ucof. i just realized i've not been here before so i thought i'd better rectify the situation and bring round a bottle of tequilla.
btw, i also just remembered this that you posted in my intro
quote:did you ever find out who it was?
we have met before...summer spinning with durbs.
wherever you go, there you are.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
thanks for the drinky drinks...... what was/is 'it' ?
thanks for the drinky drinks...... what was/is 'it' ?
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old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
Posted:
*Good Morning campers, hidys high*
Never been in here before, i must say i do like those floral print floor cusions!!!!
Anyway i'm off to
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Might come back in here when i've got some smoke, it's very homely.
LOL
Trippy
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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
"I Got Soul"
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[ 06. December 2002, 06:03: Message edited by: Trippy Hippy ]
*Good Morning campers, hidys high*
Never been in here before, i must say i do like those floral print floor cusions!!!!
Anyway i'm off to
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Might come back in here when i've got some smoke, it's very homely.
LOL
Trippy
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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
"I Got Soul"
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[ 06. December 2002, 06:03: Message edited by: Trippy Hippy ]
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
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old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
Posted:
Look, look i found some, care to join me and my snow capped, mountain dweller friends for a smoke???
*I think the cold has gone to their brains, just look at what their wearing*
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LOL
Trippy
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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
"I Got Soul"
Non-Https Image Link
Look, look i found some, care to join me and my snow capped, mountain dweller friends for a smoke???
*I think the cold has gone to their brains, just look at what their wearing*
Non-Https Image Link
LOL
Trippy
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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
"I Got Soul"
Non-Https Image Link
Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
thats bizarre....i never laid any carpet..who laid it?
thats bizarre....i never laid any carpet..who laid it?
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Morning.
Did your mum blow smoke out of her ears like I suggested when she discovered about the table?
Morning.
Did your mum blow smoke out of her ears like I suggested when she discovered about the table?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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