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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Today after a very very slow day at work I came home to find one of those "we tried to deliver a parcel to you today" cards. It informs me there is a parcel waiting for me at the local postal depot. YAY! My first thoughts were that it was from HoP meaning my fire poi had turned up Wooooooooo Hooooooooo! It was too late to go down and find out so I signed on to my comp to read emails and there was one from an old friend of mine in Cambridge asking me to let them know when a parcel arrived with me, as it was due today! YAY! more parcels!
Now I don't know which one it is and I'm bursting with excitment to find out. Damn postal depots, why do they have to close!!!! Even though its dark, cold and there is a freezing fog I would have walked down there to find out, if only it was open! Argggggghhhhh How will I survive until tomorrow morning without getting so over excited that I wet my knickers!!!
Today after a very very slow day at work I came home to find one of those "we tried to deliver a parcel to you today" cards. It informs me there is a parcel waiting for me at the local postal depot. YAY! My first thoughts were that it was from HoP meaning my fire poi had turned up Wooooooooo Hooooooooo! It was too late to go down and find out so I signed on to my comp to read emails and there was one from an old friend of mine in Cambridge asking me to let them know when a parcel arrived with me, as it was due today! YAY! more parcels!
Now I don't know which one it is and I'm bursting with excitment to find out. Damn postal depots, why do they have to close!!!! Even though its dark, cold and there is a freezing fog I would have walked down there to find out, if only it was open! Argggggghhhhh How will I survive until tomorrow morning without getting so over excited that I wet my knickers!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Ooooh packages are so nice to get.
Ooooh packages are so nice to get.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Member
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Member
326 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
yeah they are i was supposed to get a christmas package from new zealand and its been delayed and they keep hinting at what it is and i really really want it its so annoying christmas post sucks
yeah they are i was supposed to get a christmas package from new zealand and its been delayed and they keep hinting at what it is and i really really want it its so annoying christmas post sucks
Tell me and I forget, Show me and I remember, Involve me and I understand
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Ooooh, that's perty!
Ooooh, that's perty!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ok, well the Package wasn't the one from HoP. It was flowers from my friends. Sadly the flowers had gone all moldy. They came from a company called flying flowers or something. They were in a plactic box that was shrink wrapped. It was kind of obvious that it would get humid in the box so its unsuprising that they were moldy
Now I don't know quite how to thank the sender for the flowers but hint at not using the company again because I don't want them to waste their money. It was a lovely thought that just went a bit wrong.
Thank you Lemming for the pretty picture
to everyone else too...... just because!
Now I'm all excited about getting the HoP box..... I am bouncing for it to arrive! I'm kind of trying to stop myself getting too excited though, because they probably won't get here before Christmas.
Ok, well the Package wasn't the one from HoP. It was flowers from my friends. Sadly the flowers had gone all moldy. They came from a company called flying flowers or something. They were in a plactic box that was shrink wrapped. It was kind of obvious that it would get humid in the box so its unsuprising that they were moldy
Now I don't know quite how to thank the sender for the flowers but hint at not using the company again because I don't want them to waste their money. It was a lovely thought that just went a bit wrong.Thank you Lemming for the pretty picture
to everyone else too...... just because!Now I'm all excited about getting the HoP box..... I am bouncing for it to arrive! I'm kind of trying to stop myself getting too excited though, because they probably won't get here before Christmas.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*looks around for alleged purity*
*sees only skully but comes in anyway*
hello, hello
Wheres the tea?
Sorry to hear about your sorry moldy lovely flowers.
If you tell them that 'one or two flowers' had gone moldy but the rest were lovely...
hugs
*looks around for alleged purity*
*sees only skully but comes in anyway*
hello, hello
Wheres the tea?
Sorry to hear about your sorry moldy lovely flowers.
If you tell them that 'one or two flowers' had gone moldy but the rest were lovely...
hugs
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Thats exactly what I've just done on MSN.
I'm drinking Chai... will that do you? I also have some chocolate.
My thread is pure! We have no smut in here at all! Not any! Never..... well almost never...... well kind of hardly ever..... well ok ther has been a bit of spanking and jelly wrestling oh and the naked ironing sex slaves and other stuff but..... well..... I blame..... *looks about for someone to point at*...... HIM! *points at Brodieman* He's the kinky one!!
*flutters eyelashes innocently*
Thats exactly what I've just done on MSN.
I'm drinking Chai... will that do you? I also have some chocolate.
My thread is pure! We have no smut in here at all! Not any! Never..... well almost never...... well kind of hardly ever..... well ok ther has been a bit of spanking and jelly wrestling oh and the naked ironing sex slaves and other stuff but..... well..... I blame..... *looks about for someone to point at*...... HIM! *points at Brodieman* He's the kinky one!!
*flutters eyelashes innocently*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
*takes off clothes (leaves apron on) and picks up iron*
ok now im ready.
chai would be lovely thanks. easy on the cinnamon
*takes off clothes (leaves apron on) and picks up iron*
ok now im ready.
chai would be lovely thanks. easy on the cinnamon
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooooooo! Nekkid Irish man offering his ironing services! YAY! My day just got better!!!
Oooooooooooo! Nekkid Irish man offering his ironing services! YAY! My day just got better!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
PATRICK! WooooHooooooo How are you and Myste???????
PATRICK! WooooHooooooo
How are you and Myste??????? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
this drinkin chai nekid is a ricky business
this drinkin chai nekid is a ricky business
Love is the law.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
We're good! How are you? You might want to warn Aidan to be extra careful with that iron! 
Written by: Skulduggery
PATRICK! WooooHooooooo
We're good! How are you?
You might want to warn Aidan to be extra careful with that iron! GOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
this apron is a bit wrinkled, not sure how im going to iron it without taking it off though
this apron is a bit wrinkled, not sure how im going to iron it without taking it off though
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm great thanks. I think Ado-p is more worried about Chai than the iron! Maybe I should just get him to dance on the ironing board instead
I'm great thanks. I think Ado-p is more worried about Chai than the iron! Maybe I should just get him to dance on the ironing board instead
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
not sure of the ironing board will hold me
might give the kitchen table a go though. only if patrick does too
not sure of the ironing board will hold me
might give the kitchen table a go though. only if patrick does too
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well I'm all up for 2 for the price of one but Myste might slap me for encouraging Patrick to misbehave!
Well I'm all up for 2 for the price of one but Myste might slap me for encouraging Patrick to misbehave! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
thats ok, i'll give him all the encouragment he needs
and myst can watch too
thats ok, i'll give him all the encouragment he needs
and myst can watch too
Love is the law.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Ah no!
Ah no!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*sigh* Oh well! It will just have to be you Ado-p
*sigh* Oh well! It will just have to be you Ado-p
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
that depends skully
are you on the mood for a dance?
that depends skully
are you on the mood for a dance?
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm always in the mood for a dance!
I'm always in the mood for a dance! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
right then get your apron on.
i'll lead
right then get your apron on.
i'll lead
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I don't own an apron
I don't own an apron
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
guess im all alone then
*starts a little wiggle*
guess im all alone then
*starts a little wiggle*
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY wiggly Irish men in my thread...... they day just gets better and better!
YAY wiggly Irish men in my thread...... they day just gets better and better! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
tis the least i could do.
its a pleasure to see you of a cheery disposition
*wanders of not knowing why he's speaking in 16th century baroque*
tis the least i could do.
its a pleasure to see you of a cheery disposition
*wanders of not knowing why he's speaking in 16th century baroque*
Love is the law.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*Runs after Ado-p* Wait up you left this behind
*Runs after Ado-p* Wait up you left this behind
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
are they rubber aprons ??
are they rubber aprons ??
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