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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
no! Piglet is cute!!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
ah well.
if you shave your head completely and strap down your girly bits you can come in a pretend to be me while i go and spin. We'll take turns in relay and split my salary 50/50
watcha think?
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Cool! sounds good to me!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
ok skully, your do for work at 8am monday morning.
hope your ready.
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
hmmmmmm how come I get the early start??? Can't I be the slobby afternoon worker that crawls in at 2pm looking like they haven't slept?
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
no thats me....
you gotta turn up in a power suit.
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hmmmmmm would that involve high heels?
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Yep,
and glasses
and stockings etc...
Love is the law.
veteran
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
umm... happy new year, almost
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Fabergé Happy New year to you too hun!Ok ado-p I have one problem........ The stockings I can do, the glasses too as long as they are plain glass in them...... High heels are more of a problem. I just can't walk in them. If you just leave a pair everywhere I need to be, I can run between them stocking footed and slip them on and stand still in them
. If you need me to walk in them you might need to be in work with me so I can hold your arm as I move about! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
veteran
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
Skul, that shouldn't be a problem. ado-p has a classy collection of stillettos that he wouldn't mind lending you i'm sure
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
*bites tongue as this has plainly gone too far*
for the record
you have officially been promoted to the level of fantasy babe.
now im going for a cold shower
Love is the law.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
oh yeah, loads of shoes
what with the constant stream of women passing through my house its impossible not to end up with a few odds and ends
i also have a disturbing amount of hairbrushes
[edited because i mistyped it in the first place and then it made no sense. it was about shoes and bums though].
EDITED_BY: ado-p (1104503122)
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Yeah yeah ado-p, how many women do you know with size 11(uk size) feet
. Don't be embarrassed that you like wearing womens clothing either. We are all friends here! Ooooooooo I'm a Fantasy babe!
We better never meet or your little bubble of fantasy may be popped! People that have met me from HoP know me as the mouthy cow! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Whoever said a mouthy cow couldn't also be a fantasy babe?
Happy New Year to you too skully... It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I wouldnt know......yet, dum dum dum
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Happy New Yearness to you skully
I hope it brings you good things with pretty bows onI got you these to practice with
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Let's relight this forum 
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Why thank you Dunc. They don't look all that high....... just right for starting off with. I'll work my way up to the 6" spike heels
Dub... I don't really think most men would fantasize about mouthy women..... or maybe I'm wrong..... who knows.... you men are odd : pokewithpointystick : Hello Will. Good to see you have clothes on now!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* this place is getting more strange by the post ... it's such a great place to be, isn't it?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
i dunno... i guess it depends in what way you were mouthy. some guys mught like a girl that swears and shouts a lot but if it were nagging.... well... now that's a different matter altogether....
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
oh yeh so i have! wow, where did those come from, will have to sort them out!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Location: Neverneverland
Written by: ado-p
you have officially been promoted to the level of fantasy babe.
Skulduggery has always been my fantasy babe. For as long as she has been on the boards.
Despite what she might think to the contrary
...tick tick tick....
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Gidg its not strange in here, is it? I mean..... doesn't everyone have spanking, high heeled shoes, stockings, a kinky nurse, irish fetishes for japanese rope art, croc's fantasies, red heads, a badger of dubious morals, a loonitoon pogo stick rider, an egg lover, cheese mistrusters, jelly wrestling, VeeDub lovers, sexy fire spinning lesbian ladies, a picture posting lemming, a german babe, a hunky texan pretending to be hunky german, a wonderlush cookie monster, naughty wicked monkies, Cantubury folk (don't press that link), ironing sex slaves, fraggles, squirrel lovers and haters, a small frog, Ducks called Jem (who's birthday it is today), staff makers (you know you want to make it shocking pink and black mech
), trapdoor cartoon lovers, part time cloners, ickle cute scottish moles, lost marbles, whippings, generous soton type personages, a cute pink lady, a magic shell loving feathered one, carrier pigeons, biting, communist pandas, and hundreds and hundreds of hugs in their thread? 
The people of HoP are just so damn wonderful! I'm so glad I took up poi and found this place!
A Big special
For Malcolm for making HoP and more big special s for the people that keep it running. Yes thats you Chris and the board mods. 
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
You are a special one
!!! What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully I wouldn't have this place any other way. It's the only thing that keeps me sane.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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this keeps you sane??!! I'd hate to see everything else then!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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there's no such thing as sanity - because if there was sanity, there'd have to be insanity, and if it isn't insane then it can't be sane, because it doesn't exist. that makes sense right? therefore i conclude that HoP is a perfickly normal place that isn't normal.
happy third day of the new year! (or fourth depending on your time zone)
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yeah, makes perfect sense, NOn!
*backs away slowly*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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