Forums > Introductions > Clarence- Licenced to tank while tanked
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: USA
Nope, I'm just their father. I order them to do such things.
Watch this..
Marko, Mathis, Jeremy, Estube, Yetin, Bill, Jimmy, Cathy, Helga, Arnold, Cage, and one I don't remember, stare Clarence down!!!!! STARE HER DOWN!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*cowers under the evil galre*
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"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
*runs back in, procures his knitting needles, and pokes Clarence*
*kicks the evil galre in the shins*
*Zoidberg exit* woop! woop! woop! woop! wpwpwpwpwp!
ॐ
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ow!!! I think you poked a hole in my side. Anyone got a bandaid?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: USA
I do, but ya gotta dance for it...
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*does the 'rave is awesome' glowstick techhead dance*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: USA
You get a bandaid and a dance partner because of that..
*joins you in the techhead dance*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Awww... A Wiggles bandaid? I wanted Hi Five!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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567 posts
Location: USA
They were sold out of Hi Fives
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
*BOO* did i scare you?
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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Location: USA
Psychologically, yes o.o
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
ooh goodie. I have that effect on people, why, just on sunday Roarfire told me she had a dream about me killing her
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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Location: USA
I'm not sleeping good tonight...
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
I shall appear in a vision, complete with hockey mask and appropriately oversized chainsaw, mwahahaha
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
I shall appear as the girl only wearing a mans button up shirt, and will trip while trying to skip away from you
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
skippage involved, I'm so excited
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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567 posts
Location: USA
That would be an awesome sport: Extreme Skipping.. Just picture it..
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Murder skipping!
Fall over and DIE... Muhahahahaha....
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: USA
!!!!!!!Get her, my bouncieeees! She is devising an evil plan!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Bubble bomb barrage
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
.............
They're Bouncing on my head!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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567 posts
Location: USA
Whahahahah!!!!!!! John wins again!!!!
Maybe one day you can feel the same satisfaction of winning, as I do..
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Bah, I just lost
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
they're
- completely lost it this time...*edges carefully towards the exit*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Hey look, it's a George, tackle him
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Location: USA
I'LL GET HIS LEGS, YOU GET HIS HANDS!
WE'VE GOT YOU THIS TIME!
*slow chant* One of us... One of us!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*jumps on George and pins him top the ground*
Quick!!! Someone get the key and lock him in!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
I've found peteys straight jacket, lets use that
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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Location: USA
This is for your own good, George
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
flamin heck - that was the quickest multi-pounceing I ever did see!
Ummmmmm...
??? Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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