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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
WOOOO!!!!
Trust the boys to get out of control.. and Gidg!
*carefully tries to avoid all blame*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*watches as claire puts her foot in it*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ew!!!! Who put cow dung under my foot?!
*wipes shoe on Rouge*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
eeeewwwww
*cries*
Clarence is a bully!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
*lies down dead* Great.. I died..
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Excuse me? I don't believe dead people can talk...
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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567 posts
Location: USA
Yesh, but my spirit can! Ooooooooh!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Um, Creepy. I think.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
Just kidding, its ketchup, not blood. *phew*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Really? Then why's it black? Are you sure you didn't use BBQ sauce by accident?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
*looks at the Ketchup bottle in the fridge, then looks at the stain* Oh, son of a!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Who's A? And if he has a son, Who's the mother? Was it B?
Argh! I've spent too much time turing everything into a question- it's melted my brain!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
Lol, we've probably posted more than anyone else there.
Seems as though my thread has died
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*gives thread mouth to mouth*
There we go!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
addict
567 posts
Location: USA
!!!!!!!! "I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: clarence_quack
WOOOO!!!!
Trust the boys to get out of control.. and Gidg!
*carefully tries to avoid all blame*
Me?!! How did I get lumped into this! I'm innocent I tell you ... innocent! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I know how you feel Gidg - you and me against the world huh?
* nervously fingers Cruncy bar stuck into his belt and checks to see it is loose enough for a quick draw. Adjusts cape just a little more rakishly *
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oooo! The two crunch-i-teers! One for all and all for chocolate!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*enters, his cloak barely hiding a honeycomb katana and entourage of bees*
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
As long as that cloak is also hiding clothing...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I would have hoped that was implied...but do keep your fantasies to yourself
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
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Location: USA
But for some reason, when Harry Potter used that cloak, he would breath very loudly.. Is it stuffy in there?
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Must be. But if he's under a big piece of material, how can he see through it?! It seems pretty thick cloth!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Magic me boys ... magic! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I have Mario!!! Hooray for SNES!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
tee hee, oldschool games rock. Do I see the words free beer, whooo
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
What's PB doing still roaming freely through people's Intro's??? Hasn't someone knifed him, or otherwise tied him up to keep him out of mischief?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
The george thinks that I can be subdued, by the way, your milk cannon missed Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I don't have a milk cannon... my weapons never miss - I don't invest in such devices, so don't you forget it strangely smelling bartender boy!
I am remaining remarkably restrained for someone so beset by inhospitable events and personal affronts... but when I get riled you don't want to be in the way of me and my "weapons"...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
You have a good point, but still, bring out the bubble tube, he shall be trapped inside the bubble
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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