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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.

As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.



Name: Claire, aka Clarence



Location: Australia



Hometown:Melbourne



DOB:5 July



Age: 21



Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!



Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.



Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!



Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.



Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?



Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.



Education: University



Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.



Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.



Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama



Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.

EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Dirty

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
is that "cleaner" as in a person who does cleaning? Or "cleaner" as in more clean?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The Black Books Cleaner tongue

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BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*chest bumps you back to page one*

...aaarhh, I just lost! tongue

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georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
*does a little dusting but careful to avoid the smelly mess in the corner*

wavehello CQ

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
That mess is just spreading- I seriously think it is taking on a life of its own.
Give it a week and see if it can post on its own...

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
yeah - and what colour it goes!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
It's already half green!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
as long as it's not carnivorous

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I think it's growing more fur...

And possibly fangs.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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GidgBRONZE Member
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8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
eek *back slowly out of the thread.*

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
Like our lovely friendly cat....

*strokes the friendly furry marmite critter*
See Gidg, it's not going to hurt you.

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
There is NOTHING friendly about marmite so there is nothing friending about something that is grown out of it!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
the image of a marmite creature makes me think of the Blob monster. crossed with gmork from the neverending story.

and why is your marmite fury? Is it mouldy?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Can marmite actually go mouldy? Considering it's evil incarnate and all, shouldn't it just breath fire or something?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
well he said it was fluffy so i dunno...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Maybe it just evolved, like an ugly version of Grug.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
And more evil.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
But ever so much more friendly and lickable.

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Can it paint my thread like Grug does with the town?
Or will I have to train it first?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
first you have to be friends with it ...

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
*holds out hand to creature*

Good boy, aren't you the strange one

*pat pats*

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
that's the way. Now rub it gently behind it's ears...

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
It has ears now?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
that's evolution!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
That's mighty fast evolution!
What do we do when it starts to reproduce?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
rejoice!!! ubblol

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
RUN!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
'ello! thought i'd pop in and share some Nutella goodness biggrin


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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
now that's just stupid! how could he eat the nutella toast through his space helmet without taking it off and dying?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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