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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
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Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Twas fun to go mad
Ah, is that how it happened...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
What happened? what did I do? there's no proof! and I have a watertight alibi!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
"but just to prove it I left it in a fish tank overnight"
(Inspector Neddy Seagoon during the investigation into the Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexley on Sea)
classic!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Yes, but why are you wearing it on your head?
Because it fits, that's why!
yes, i know he wasn't talking about the fish for that line! i still love it though!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
same episode at least! And here's me been thinking the modern generation has no hope and you trot out this. Ahh, it refreshes my faith in human kind...
Eccles and Bluebottle eh - what a pair! the pinnacle of humour methinks!
("Thank-you Little Jim!")
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
bexhill-on-sea is the only episode i can quote accurately!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
well, it is one of the better episodes methinks.
The whole portable gas oven thing during WWII - lights a match, kaboom, "I've got a German match - they won't shoot at their own match", kaboom, "Curses, the British!" ....
I have a couple CD's worth of the episodes on mp3 - pickled for posterior as they say!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yeah, i have a whole lot on my iriver. except when it changes tracks, it fades in and out, which means i always miss the first/last few words
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
"This is the BBC" *clooiink (penny in a cup)* "Thank-you!"
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
except all i get is ".....*cloing* thankyou"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I gave you money - geeees some people are never satisified!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you didnt give me money! you gave it to the bbc!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
"Did my Captain call me? It is I - Bluebottle. Waits for audience applause, as usual.... oooh - sausages!! Thank-you for the sausages!!"
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*turns around 3 times and sits down*
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
the music hasn't stopped yet. you can't sit down til the music stops.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
besides, you're in the middle of the English Channel - you can't sit down in the English Channel.
(Welllll, unless you've got a Napolean's Piano or a passing lifeboat or some other equally likely artifact.)
Ying Tong Iddle I Po!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Whaa...?
*backs out slowly to hide under a rock*
make the crazy people go away mommy!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ha ha 2 kids on the bus really made me laugh today-
Kid 1- Is he rich?
Kid 2- Well if you'd been to his house and opened his kitchen cupboard you'd know its full of food!
1- Wow!
2- Yeah and he has a 2 story house!
So there you have it. If your cupboard's full of food, and your house has more than one level, you're rich!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*stacks two boxes atop each other and puts in a matchstick-sized cupboard filled with peas*
WHEE! I'M RICH!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*blows at dust*
Page 3? WHAAAAAA!!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
phwah! less than a week and you moan about dust - I've seen much worse than that!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You'd expect a cleaner to have
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
You'd expect a cleaner to have what?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
well what not, ey?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
ah, a what-not!! Yes, we have a wicker what-not!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Pole dancing hurts the thighs.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: clarence_quack
Pole dancing hurts the thighs.
Tiger balm for you! ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: clarence_quack
Pole dancing hurts the thighs.
Written by: clarence_quack according to Rouge's sig...
Rainbow what's??!!...
I worry about you!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Lol I'm a shiny, happy person. Nothing to worry about here!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Keep telling yourself that, dear
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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