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Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones
Location: Herefordshire
Hometown: Ross-on-Wye
Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus
Age: 26
Sex: M
Occupation(s): IT Type
Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)
Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..
Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars
Education: Degree in Philosophy
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.
Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out
David
EDITED_BY: Mr_Chutney (1195083715)
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Ahem.
Ahem.
Meh
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Oh, and thankyou for the Mucielago Roadster Cantus- its lovely- I fear it won't get into the PLAY grounds as I suspect there are cattle grids. This means I'll have to bring my all terrain vehicle instead. I don't have one. SH1T
Oh well, the Chutmobile it is, probably liveried up for the event
Oh, and thankyou for the Mucielago Roadster Cantus- its lovely- I fear it won't get into the PLAY grounds as I suspect there are cattle grids. This means I'll have to bring my all terrain vehicle instead. I don't have one. SH1T
Oh well, the Chutmobile it is, probably liveried up for the event
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Posted:
Woohoo
Woohoo
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Meh
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Posted:
*wanders in*
*wanders in*
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Hello Ry thanks for dropping in- loved your vid BTW- comments posted in relevant thread.
Chutmobile is a bit forked at the mo- the glue from the Fal 3 stripes didn't come off with white spirit- it just melted and redistributed it, so it hass these awful muddy stains on the roof and bonnet- quality- not sure if I'll have time for PLAY liveries either
Arrrrgh. I have 3 essays between me and my degree. I have to mai all 10,000 words off before I drive to PLAY. and i've done- 500 words. :S
shite.
Hello Ry thanks for dropping in- loved your vid BTW- comments posted in relevant thread.Chutmobile is a bit forked at the mo- the glue from the Fal 3 stripes didn't come off with white spirit- it just melted and redistributed it, so it hass these awful muddy stains on the roof and bonnet- quality- not sure if I'll have time for PLAY liveries either
Arrrrgh. I have 3 essays between me and my degree. I have to mai all 10,000 words off before I drive to PLAY. and i've done- 500 words. :S
shite.
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Posted:
You want some help? I know lots of words.
Gumboot. That's one. But if you like you can split it into two words. Gumbo and 'ot. Which can be used in a sentence like
"I think you may have used too much okra granny, this gumbo is f'kin 'ot!"
Hope that is of some help to you
You want some help? I know lots of words.
Gumboot. That's one. But if you like you can split it into two words. Gumbo and 'ot. Which can be used in a sentence like
"I think you may have used too much okra granny, this gumbo is f'kin 'ot!"
Hope that is of some help to you
Meh
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I would love to try and get gumboot into a freud essay but I fear it'll all end up bein shoehorned into the Oedipuc complex and its dowwnhill from there one
Not going too badly, but I had the horrible shock of discovering that if I fail jsut one unit, even if my average otherwise well into 2:2 territory, I can still fail my degree. Shocking :S
I would love to try and get gumboot into a freud essay but I fear it'll all end up bein shoehorned into the Oedipuc complex and its dowwnhill from there one
Not going too badly, but I had the horrible shock of discovering that if I fail jsut one unit, even if my average otherwise well into 2:2 territory, I can still fail my degree. Shocking :S
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Heya Chuts, thanks again for the video comments!
9,500 words away from your degree? That doesn't sound too bad- though that deadline of yours is a bit rushed
You'll be fine though. Happy thoughts.
And even if the 9,500 words don't manifest, you can tell your future grandkids this was the time you were soo close to getting a normal job but decided to join the circus instead. And then you'll hear them go, "no grandpa!" as they put toys in your lap..
Heya Chuts, thanks again for the video comments!
9,500 words away from your degree? That doesn't sound too bad- though that deadline of yours is a bit rushed
You'll be fine though. Happy thoughts.And even if the 9,500 words don't manifest, you can tell your future grandkids this was the time you were soo close to getting a normal job but decided to join the circus instead. And then you'll hear them go, "no grandpa!" as they put toys in your lap..
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Posted:
Freud eh? Right leave it with me....
Freud eh? Right leave it with me....
Meh
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Ry- I'm more worried about the imminent sound of my father shouting a me for a very long time about squandering 20 grand of loan, a furthr 10 of rent and god knows how much bail out money just to get told I didn't make it. Scary stuff, enough to motivate even the laziest [censored] like me
Cantus, I'm worried at what you might come up with
Ry- I'm more worried about the imminent sound of my father shouting a me for a very long time about squandering 20 grand of loan, a furthr 10 of rent and god knows how much bail out money just to get told I didn't make it. Scary stuff, enough to motivate even the laziest [censored] like me
Cantus, I'm worried at what you might come up with
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Do you happen to know Bill and Ted? They have this telephone box that just might be of some use to you.
I watched a documentary about it on tv once....
Do you happen to know Bill and Ted? They have this telephone box that just might be of some use to you.
I watched a documentary about it on tv once....
Meh
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Posted:
not much help
not much help
Meh
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just plain weird
just plain weird
Meh
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I'm afraid he died
I'm afraid he died
Meh
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Posted:
he really is dead
he really is dead
Meh
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Is this the kind of crap you're writing too?
Is this the kind of crap you're writing too?
Meh
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Posted:
OK i've stopped now.
OK i've stopped now.
Meh
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Thanks I might look at some of that sometime, though I think now probably isn't the best time
nearly finished, just a few hundred words to go (of essay no.1 anyway)
Thanks
I might look at some of that sometime, though I think now probably isn't the best time nearly finished, just a few hundred words to go (of essay no.1 anyway)
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1 down, 2 to go.
1 down, 2 to go.
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Those figures are particularly disturbing knowing they're in poundage..
*cheers chutney on!*
Those figures are particularly disturbing knowing they're in poundage..
*cheers chutney on!*
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Mr Chutney why didn't you tell me you were pregnant!?!?! 2bags will be shocking jealous of you. He was trying all Fal4 to get pregnant.... to no avail. Poor 2bags . What is your first born to be called? Freud?
Mr Chutney why didn't you tell me you were pregnant!?!?! 2bags will be shocking jealous of you. He was trying all Fal4 to get pregnant.... to no avail. Poor 2bags
. What is your first born to be called? Freud? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Errrrrm.?
No I'm not pregnant. That was Pink. Shes not pregnant either though.
I'm so confused...
Errrrrm.?
No I'm not pregnant. That was Pink. Shes not pregnant either though.
I'm so confused...
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Where are the pictures we took of us?
Where are the pictures we took of us?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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but but btu Ry said you were going to have grandchildren to tell about why you failed your degree to become a circus performer........ don't you have to have children to get grandchildren?
I just thought Ry knew something we didn't
Oh and you're not Mr Confused. You are Mr Chutney
Hope that helps
but but btu Ry said you were going to have grandchildren to tell about why you failed your degree to become a circus performer........ don't you have to have children to get grandchildren?
I just thought Ry knew something we didn't
Oh and you're not Mr Confused. You are Mr Chutney
Hope that helps
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Mike-
Hello- I hope all is well in NY Sorry I've not been in touch, I've really come back to earth with a bump in the UK and not in a good way. Still getting myself sorted. Re pics: I have them and I will post them as soon as i'm back from PLAY- I'll probably email them too you so you can post them- i'm silly busy with essays right now, but rest assurd, they will be with you soon.
Skully- I now understand, and thank you for explaining the differentiation between myself and Mr Confused- Only I thought I was Aled Jones?
Mike-
Hello- I hope all is well in NY Sorry I've not been in touch, I've really come back to earth with a bump in the UK and not in a good way. Still getting myself sorted. Re pics: I have them and I will post them as soon as i'm back from PLAY- I'll probably email them too you so you can post them- i'm silly busy with essays right now, but rest assurd, they will be with you soon. Skully- I now understand, and thank you for explaining the differentiation between myself and Mr Confused- Only I thought I was Aled Jones?
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Shhhhhhhhh no one knows that except me!
Shhhhhhhhh no one knows that except me!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Bloomin Aled Jones. He ruined the Eisteddfod this year for me....
Bloomin Aled Jones. He ruined the Eisteddfod this year for me....
Meh
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Posted:
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
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See you soon x
See you soon x
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