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Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
Name: David / Mr Chutney / Chutters / Aled Jones



Location: Herefordshire



Hometown: Ross-on-Wye



Birthday (sign?): 27/4 - Taurus smile



Age: 26



Sex: M



Occupation(s): IT Type



Favorite Food(s): Curry is good, hot, but not f***ing hot.



Favorite Color(s): Blue, Orange, Red.. Black (yes I kow its technically not a colour)



Toys: Poi, contact, diabolo, balls and clubs, whips..



Hobbies other than the obvious: Geekery, cars



Education: Degree in Philosophy



Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Star destroyer, it orbits and takes out Godzilla with its turbo lasers.. no contest.



Plans for life in general: I'll tell you when I find out



David smile
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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Ahem.

Meh

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
Oh, and thankyou for the Mucielago Roadster Cantus- its lovely- I fear it won't get into the PLAY grounds as I suspect there are cattle grids. This means I'll have to bring my all terrain vehicle instead. I don't have one. SH1T

Oh well, the Chutmobile it is, probably liveried up for the event smile
_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Woohoo biggrin

bounce

Getting to the other side smile

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
biggrin

Meh

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
*wanders in* wave
Mr ChutneySILVER Member
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1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
biggrin Hello Ry thanks for dropping in- loved your vid BTW- comments posted in relevant thread.

Chutmobile is a bit forked at the mo- the glue from the Fal 3 stripes didn't come off with white spirit- it just melted and redistributed it, so it hass these awful muddy stains on the roof and bonnet- quality- not sure if I'll have time for PLAY liveries either frown

Arrrrgh. I have 3 essays between me and my degree. I have to mai all 10,000 words off before I drive to PLAY. and i've done- 500 words. :S

shite.
CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
You want some help? I know lots of words.

Gumboot. That's one. But if you like you can split it into two words. Gumbo and 'ot. Which can be used in a sentence like

"I think you may have used too much okra granny, this gumbo is f'kin 'ot!"


Hope that is of some help to you biggrin

Meh

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
I would love to try and get gumboot into a freud essay but I fear it'll all end up bein shoehorned into the Oedipuc complex and its dowwnhill from there one smile

Not going too badly, but I had the horrible shock of discovering that if I fail jsut one unit, even if my average otherwise well into 2:2 territory, I can still fail my degree. Shocking :S
RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Heya Chuts, thanks again for the video comments! smile

9,500 words away from your degree? That doesn't sound too bad- though that deadline of yours is a bit rushed ubblol You'll be fine though. Happy thoughts.

And even if the 9,500 words don't manifest, you can tell your future grandkids this was the time you were soo close to getting a normal job but decided to join the circus instead. And then you'll hear them go, "no grandpa!" as they put toys in your lap..

biggrin
CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Freud eh? Right leave it with me....

Meh

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
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1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
Ry- I'm more worried about the imminent sound of my father shouting a me for a very long time about squandering 20 grand of loan, a furthr 10 of rent and god knows how much bail out money just to get told I didn't make it. Scary stuff, enough to motivate even the laziest [censored] like me smile

Cantus, I'm worried at what you might come up with smile
CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Do you happen to know Bill and Ted? They have this telephone box that just might be of some use to you.

I watched a documentary about it on tv once....

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
not much help

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
just plain weird

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
I'm afraid he died

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
he really is dead

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Is this the kind of crap you're writing too?

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
OK i've stopped now.

Meh

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
ubblol

Thanks biggrin I might look at some of that sometime, though I think now probably isn't the best time smile

nearly finished, just a few hundred words to go (of essay no.1 anyway)
Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
1 down, 2 to go.

smile
RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted:
Those figures are particularly disturbing knowing they're in poundage.. eek

*cheers chutney on!*
SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Mr Chutney why didn't you tell me you were pregnant!?!?! 2bags will be shocking jealous of you. He was trying all Fal4 to get pregnant.... to no avail. Poor 2bags frown . What is your first born to be called? Freud?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
Errrrrm.?

No I'm not pregnant. That was Pink. Shes not pregnant either though.

I'm so confused...
MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted:
Where are the pictures we took of us?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
but but btu Ry said you were going to have grandchildren to tell about why you failed your degree to become a circus performer........ don't you have to have children to get grandchildren?

I just thought Ry knew something we didn't ubblol

Oh and you're not Mr Confused. You are Mr Chutney

Hope that helps biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
Mike- hug Hello- I hope all is well in NY biggrin Sorry I've not been in touch, I've really come back to earth with a bump in the UK and not in a good way. Still getting myself sorted. Re pics: I have them and I will post them as soon as i'm back from PLAY- I'll probably email them too you so you can post them- i'm silly busy with essays right now, but rest assurd, they will be with you soon.

Skully- I now understand, and thank you for explaining the differentiation between myself and Mr Confused- Only I thought I was Aled Jones?

tongue
SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

Posted:
Shhhhhhhhh no one knows that except me!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Bloomin Aled Jones. He ruined the Eisteddfod this year for me....

Meh

Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK

Posted:
I didn't do it!
_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
hug

biggrin

See you soon x

Getting to the other side smile

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