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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


cheetonewbie
1 post

Posted:
ok. bob locks the box, and sends it to sally. Then sally locks the box, and sends it back tobob. bob Unlocks the lock that he put on, sends it to sally, then sally unlocks it and opens the box!! I WIN!!!

borismcnorrisprofessional pedant
137 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
Aghhhhh! cryptography! I did my dissertation on this stuff and it still makes my brain hurt!

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I remeber getting that riddle in a classical civilisation lesson. We never got it.... were not very bright u see.

Anyway, no new riddles, so here is one for you clever peeps.

What is always before you, yet you can never see it?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
T? No maybe not cos you see them everywhere!
Ummmmmmmmmmm

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


AnTiCBRONZE Member
member
26 posts
Location: aussie, Australia


Posted:
me

the simplest way to plan ahead is mearly to be ready for everything....


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
the future

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


AnTiCBRONZE Member
member
26 posts
Location: aussie, Australia


Posted:
the past....past tense...before????

the simplest way to plan ahead is mearly to be ready for everything....


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Burning Brain got it right.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
YAY! this ones a bit tricky i dont think i could have ever got it.

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Burning Brain... is it fire?

Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
not if you cheated and looked it up. but if you didnt then yes its fire.





ya douche bag.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I didnt cheat... I just thought about it... fire breaths, dances and lives. Someone on here has a thing like that in their siggy, "Fire is alive, it lives and breaths, but we control it, and dance with fire" thats what gave it away.

Must warn you... this one is really stupid, and doesnt make much sense.
What begins with A and is useful for looking up skirts?

stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||


Posted:
Burning Brain, i have one thats similar to that.. dont know if its on here yet, its not on this page at least.

What has a mouth but cannot talk,
can run but cannot walk,
has a bed but never sleeps,
has emotions but never weeps?

(not sure if the last line is correct, but the weeping part is.. and if its already on here then you may kick me.)

wingrdMember
18 posts
Location: Northampton,UK


Posted:
Hanz - "A Mirror?"
Stickman - a River.

D


stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||


Posted:
nice one wingrd clap clap

GIVE THE MAN(or woman?)A COCONUT!! bounce clap

*just realized, they should have a congrats gremlin*

wingrdMember
18 posts
Location: Northampton,UK


Posted:
What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

D


stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||


Posted:
a promise.. haha, good one!

Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
This is more of a geometry related question rather than a riddle, but I think its kinda cool:

ABG is a right-angled triangle

C and E are points along the line AG
D and F are points along the line BG

AB = BC = CD = DE = EF = FG

You have to work out the shape of the triangle...
and the angle of AGB (the inside corner at G).

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
What have a raven and a writing desk got in common?

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
ubblol yeah hanz 'a mirror'e was my first guess too.

Written by:

What have a raven and a writing desk got in common?




um they're both birds?

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


jinvincibleGOLD Member
king of the hedgehogs
125 posts
Location: Madtown, USA


Posted:
Written by: Domino


What have a raven and a writing desk got in common?




Because Poe wrote on both.

Yellow and blue make green.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
A mirror is incorrect... however you are getting close with you A "insert correct word here"
It is 2 words, and the first word is A

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Flame Boy


This is more of a geometry related question rather than a riddle, but I think its kinda cool:

ABG is a right-angled triangle

C and E are points along the line AG
D and F are points along the line BG

AB = BC = CD = DE = EF = FG

You have to work out the shape of the triangle...
and the angle of AGB (the inside corner at G).




is it a right-angled triangle? (as my matchsticks suggest) however as for the angle, I dont know.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


teejay_bluemikes bitch
387 posts
Location: manchester/northampton/where the wind blows


Posted:
bleah

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
wait a sec
EDITED_BY: Burning Brain (1102442097)

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
is it .5? dont ask me how i got it if a got it right.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Written by: jinvincible

Because Poe wrote on both.




Yup, sort of. There's a couple answers to this. You got one of them. I think the full answer was:

"Poe wrote on both, they both produce a few flat notes and both are almost never backwards"
("raven" backwards = "nevar" = almost "never")

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
ok your just hurting my brain with that backwards stuff

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
I don't get why the writing desk is 'almost never backwards"?

Quote from Alice in Wonderland...
"'Why is a raven like a writing desk?'...
'...I give up, ' Alice replied:'what's the answer?'
'I haven't the slightest idea,'"

wingrdMember
18 posts
Location: Northampton,UK


Posted:
What goes round the house in the house but never touches the house

D


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