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Posted:
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EDITED_BY: Patrick the Bubba Badger (1149045225)

triple wordscoremember
75 posts
Location: London, Uk, in a boring town called Ruislip....


Posted:
Hello there!!

I'm quite new, but your not.

just thought i would say hi!!

Cant Sleep Or The Clowns Will Get Me!!!!


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
please tell me it isn't possible to be using staff for over 2 decades and still be poor at it!??!?! *large popping sound as Myste's bubble of hope bursts* Nahhh, you're just being modest right?

Are there 2 Patricks on here now? Cause i could have sworn i embarrassed myself in another Patricks thread not too long ago. Never have been good with names.

So anyway, Hello!!!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello

Why is your favourite colour definately not pink? Well? What's so wrong with the colour pink?

Alice

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
there's nothing wrong with pink *pats alice *, it's just a lesser version of purple that's all.

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
g'day patrick and can i just say wow 1500 books! you must have a vocab that is very, very, very, very... erm... good!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Oh cool! It’s Patrick! Does this mean that I am a good influence or what?

I love the Cat Twirling business, built in chains. And what is a Kali stick? Have you been playing the sax long and what type of music do you like to play on it?

Your quote is great, and no I’m not a sucker. But I figure that you can “give as good as you receive”, so be prepared to receive if you dish it out.

Dinner last night with Mom was good. She ... ... It was done to perfection. (what do you expect from a crazy american?)

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Hi, i just realised i still haven't posted in your intro. Sorry about the delay! . Anywayz, glad your here, have a happy stay, hee hee. Oh and you might need a coffee too.

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Now Patrick, is that them being a bad influence on you? Or is it really the other way around?

And I am a good influence for everyone.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Thistleold hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK


Posted:
Hey Patrick about time you had an intro...maybe now when I talk about you people will stop saying who is Patrick?

things you didn't know about Patrick......

He doesn't actually want to work in security, really he would rather be a clown. (wouldn't we all, except those with clown phobia..but what better way to face your fear than to live it).

He has the knack of saying exactly the right thing to put the smile back on your face when you're feeling down.

Things I didn't know about Patrick....

1500 books. WOW!

The quote..mmmm...am I a sucker? Answers on a postcard please

Are we nearly there yet?


Thistleold hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK


Posted:
A guard snake, guarding books. How novel!

Are we nearly there yet?


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
heyyyyy i didnt know you had an intro! Sneaky!
xoxxoxoxoxo hello lovely, you are wonderful, dont forget that! zoinks!

umn
can i borrow some books? tehehe

Currently on the right side up of the world.


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Thought I would be a pest and say hello and goodbye before I log out.

(hi, hi)

(bye, bye)

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
i like your signature! Do you fence too? And i'm fairly impressed that you could spell his name.

A guard snake hey? Works for me. I certainly wouldn't be going anywhere near those books!!! Where do you keep them all? And how long did it take you to count them? Or did you keep a running tally? Any favourite writers that feature predominently in your collection? Do you iron your socks?

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
welcome

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
inconceivable!
who doensn't iron their socks
inconceivable!

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


borismcnorrisprofessional pedant
137 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
What a coincedence!! I am at this very moment reading The Princess Bride at work (i work in a call centre, and not a very busy one!). Love it. comic genius

quote:
"I could give you my word as a Spaniard," Inigo said.
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many Spaniards."

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
heh i was forced into watching heaps from a lass i dated in high school -> then i realise she had this huge carrey elwes thing! must be the whole men in tights thing:confused:.
Still it pays not to enter a land war in south-east asia.

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
The princess Bride! I love that movie!

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
as you wish...

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
::: Charles slyly sprinkles a tasteless colourless odourless poison on everyones fire toys:::

Bender, that word, I do not think it means what you think it means...

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Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
was lovely chatting today patrick! Only i forgot to ask about Fetch. Remind me to ask about him/her next time?

Ummm... Charles, unless anyone is in the habbit of licking their fire implements that poison isn't really going to do much more than evaporate now is it?

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
Yeah got the work done. Had the presentation for it today. I'm wrecked now and should be sleeping but i never get time to spend on here anymore

And yeah i knew fetch was a python what i was going to ask is WHY?!?!!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Myste, what do you mean why. Why does he have a python or why does the python have to guard the books?

to everyone.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
He he ...could you teach him to make himself into a hoop, and then to jump through himself...Kinda like a moibus strip!

Myste...Of course people don't lick their fire toys, do you think i want anyone to get hurt???

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Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
ummm... what is a moibus strip?

When Fetch reaches 2m you could use him as a hula-hoop!

Are you suggesting it is okay to lick a cold snake?

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Patrick, you better watch it. Someday a cat lover is going to come into this thread and start twirling Fetch.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Still waiting patiently for Pink Poi to respond to the "lesser version of purple" statement.

(in full riot gear too)

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Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
@ Gidg and Charles!

Patrick.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Oh sh*t! Did you ask me what a moibus strip is?

Umm....errrr...lets see...

It's like a....ummm no its not...its kinda like...eeeer. ummmm dangnabbit!

Ok, It's a 3 dimesnional loop with only one side that curves back into itself...does that make sense? probably not.

Allright...Cut a piece of paper so its about 10 inches long ( the longer the better) and about an inch wide.

got it?

right bend it in the middle so each end is touching the other end, like a paper ring.

Take ONE end, holding the other still, and flip in ONCE (180 degrees), then sellotape or staple the two ends together.

You should have a ring with a half twist in it.

Boring huh?

Now for the amazing part...Get a pen/pencil/charcoal stick and, putting the strip on a flat surface, start drawing a line on the topmost piece of the moibus strip.

DON'T take the pen off the paper! Keep drawing by moving the strip underneath the pen.

Shortly, you will end up intersecting the start of the line, but the line will be on BOTH sides of the strip, in one continuous line.

you have made a three dimensional object with only ONE SIDE, as if it existed only in a one dimensional universe...

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* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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