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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.



Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.



Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)



DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985



Age:20 and a half.



Sex:Male



Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air biggrin



Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.



Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.



Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.



Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.



Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT) biggrin



Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages



Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.



Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight wink



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.



hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.



The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...

Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.



Our Website



much hugs, love and other random thingys <img src=" title="" src="graemlins/hug.gif" />



------added after cass' reply---

(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)



ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.



*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.



jonathan is 17



We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years



It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5



i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely



[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Hello Mr. UCOF smile

Have you seen this ?

For some reason, I think you'll like it. smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ditto on the leaky bum syndrome. That's class. I'm using that, next time i need some time off work ubblol

Gayle.....!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
could be worse

you could have sneaky leaky bum syndrome!

:S

Step (el-nombrie)


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Written by: coleman



check out fifth row down, far right - i picked her specially to keep you company till i see ya next wink








I see her brother Anthony attended in '88... And there were some rather shady characters in '83..



Hang on... Why am I looking back throught the rest of the photos? confused umm



Oh, yeah, that's right... The mullets... all about the mullets...



Hello Jon! wave

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
this new page belongs to the Mormons. hooray!

:wears magical protective underwear:

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooooh, i need some of that underwear!!
Wherever did you get it from?

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
Can you spot the kael?



*EDITTED DUE TO TOO MANY SEXY MORMONS ubbloco



PM me if anyone still wants to see it.



Hint: He's in hiding amongst all the mormons tongue



EDIT- for those that don't get the joke. Kael = buddhist who went to a Mormon college - BYU in utah. My halloween costume was as a Mormon missionary, much to my dormmate's chagrin.
EDITED_BY: KaelGotRice (1138679011)

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
ok, i get the joke

but how terrible is the guys costume in the red top in the left, did he forget and grad it from teh shop on the way to school?

ubblol

Step (el-nombrie)


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
It looks like prophet at the back there!

Heylo Jonnykins! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hello jon.

i love you

biggrin

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
oh yes. oh yes indeed.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
*shakes fist at various people, just because i can act intimidating.*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
for you jon :D

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Holy Crap, i release a video, go a away for 24 hours, and return to find my intro full of my lovely friends. biggrin
I should release more videos methinks. bounce

Cole: If you are still suffering (or enjoying?) from leaky bum syndrome, I offer you this. I hope you find it useful biggrin And yes, Ginger Minge made me laugh. lots ubblol Miss you, when you going to be Spitz? :uum:

hels: pizza pizza pizza! bounce miss you too kiss

FRD: Thank you for your link to the Dr Ninja. It made me smile and I like the artwork. hug

Gayle: smile I miss you as well. Have a hug2

Mech: Is a sneaky leaky bum, one that you dont know about? umm You are right though, that is worse than knowing about it. biggrin

LTC: wave biggrin hug2

Bender: Where are your bases? They belong to them. Watch out for the pieman though... :hippy:

Asena: Magical protective pants are available here biggrin

Kael: That picture is huge. And I like your costume bounce 5 point anti spin? I can do 29 biggrin

Vixen: I have my fingers crossed and will be asking a magical Antipodean to send you good vibes for Friday. kiss Good luck ubbangel

Bluecat: aahhhh...I ubblove you too. hug2

monkeymonkeymonkey: I ubblove living with you. And thank you very very much for the link to the world beard championships! biggrin I think you shuld grow a championship winning beard.

Tinklepants: tongue nana biggrin

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Leaning_Towards_Corruption

I see her brother Anthony attended in '88...


But what in the name of the Al Jolson is wrong with Nikki Gaines in Anthony's class? eek

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

I like him best though.

Meh


KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
Jon: 29 point antispin? Well I can do ... your mum.

*got nothin rolleyes

Written by: mech


ok, i get the joke

but how terrible is the guys costume in the red top in the left, did he forget and grad it from teh shop on the way to school?

ubblol




That's my old roommate ubblol

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
"Well I can do ... your mum."

biggrin

Ive been waiting for someone to say that for years]/i] ubblol
So has she. wink

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
Sir Jonny of the ever-namechanging UCoF,

I hereby declare it your holy task to come up with a move called "your mom". ubblol

Just so I can do it over and over again. wink

And post a video on HoP for all to see it. ubbrollsmile

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Whatever you do tho, dont make "your mum" easy... ubblol

Make it a challenge, so only those worthy can do "your mum" ubblol

biggrin wink

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
She reads this board more than I thought she did. rolleyes

Hello mum wave

Go back to doing your work and let my "world" be free from your prying eyes! spank

To the rest of you, skin up and someone pass me a crack pipe ubbangel

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Morning TV sucks... I'm sitting watching some kids show, I dont understand it... what does that say about me? confused ubblol

There is a woman dressed as a cat, jumping round and singing a song, about music, which she changed to the word Meow-sic. Very clever, its kinda catchy, shall be singing it all day now frown ubblol

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
wooooo...... in 24 hours i will of started my test.... im a little nervous now! Was going to text you but realised you will of only just gone to sleep. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Vix - i'll give you a word of advice which helped me and has helped my friends.

I was given this advice from a friends mum and although it sounds so stupid it does seem to work, and i have used it since.

Before you go into your test you will feel pretty nervous. It's quite a scary experience. I found that if i excused my self to the loo and when i got in there i just jumped about on the spot. This transferred my nervous energy (shaking legs, shaking hands, no concentration) into physical energy which was dispersed but jumping around. I found this made the nervous energy easier to deal with and suffered less with the shakes and concentration....

Hope that makes you feel slightly less nervous.

Good Luck. I'll have my fingers and toes crossed for you.

Gayle.....!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jon if you want a face pulling competition you will lose.
I can make myself look gormless if I try hard enough. I can also stick a fist in my mouth, but I dont wanna smudge my lip gloss... nana ubbloco

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I miss you little noodle.
Jon that is.
Not the rest of you weirdos.

wink

Currently on the right side up of the world.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I would like to point out the camp policeman in the picture above. I think he has something stuck in the end of his nightstick.

Hello Jon! I love you.

Hello everyone else.

I'm high on caffeine.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thank you Gayle, unfortunatly my test is pretty early tomorrow morning... so all my nervous energy will be channelled into actually keeping me awake! haha xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Written by: Asena

I'm sitting watching some kids show, I dont understand it...



I wouldnt worry i were you, thats the reason I watch them too. biggrin

Pidgeon: Yes in that order biggrin if the spliff was fist, I wouldnt have had the energy to make myself tea, or porridge. If I had the tea first, I wouldnt have had enough space for all the porridge, and I like eating all my porridge biggrin

Vixen: bounce + hug biggrin Once again, congratulations on passing your test. You coudl have texted me then. I endedup not going to sleep for 36 hours. I went to bed at 4ish this morning as simon stayed up as Emily was leaving to goto Puerto Rico from Heathrow at 04:30. I was impressed i managed to stay up that long actually. biggrin I had set an alarm on my phone to wake me up at 08:30, to be able to text you ealry enough than before your exam had started. I had a terrible vision of me making your phone going off during the middle of the test and making you crash and fail redface Unfortunatly, due to my lack of sleep, I didnt wake up until 11:30 to find our plumbers knocking on the boat asking us if they could come in and finish off some work. which was when I did text you ubblol

Gayle: thats some good advice.. jumping around can make the examiner feel rather nervous and queasy though umm

TinklePants: "Jon if you want a face pulling competition you will lose" - even If I compete against a brick wall? umm and when you say a fist... what do you mean? umm

Flynt: I miss you too noodlehead kiss hug2

Flashpoint: Hello Pete! I love you too! biggrin hug2

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol I got the point of it in the end... I think... shrug

I'm now watching some WIEEEEEEERD film called freeway, its crazy. Some crazy lady with a gun and a toothbrush she turned into a blade, but she kicks ass, so yeah biggrin


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