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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
I do not have arrows in my eyes in the morning...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
no your eyes swirl like a hypo man!!! scaryiness
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
POKE
This is my last poke..want to know why....Cos its my birthday soon and if I dont get HoP flags from my man he is in big trouble.
but its been so much fun that I will just have to put random pokes in
gnor pokes arsn (but not in the eye) and pokes Valura in her chickeny bits
But you can still send me the plans....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh hop flags are the bomb!!!
poke me in my chickeny bits???
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
so much poking in one thread.... for a minute there i thought i was in pounces intro...
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Quote:
poke me in my chickeny bits???
Well you are a crazy chicken ..or so your thingy says
Poke
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thats a funny haha....my nickname is chicken...*pokeity poke poke!!!****
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I spoked to flynty today and she made me smile really big... we even rode on a tram together!!! then arsn and flynty told me storys about trams
made me very excited about trams TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Quote:
so much poking in one thread.... for a minute there i thought i was in pounces intro...
hey! i resemble that remark!
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!!!!!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS [censored] JOB GRRRRRRRRRRRR
getting treated like [censored] at work by upper management who just take take take and NO REWARDS for the fucken hard work that I do... not even a bloody THANKS.... I have had it!!!!
EDITED_BY: Valura (1071727374)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
*Nugdes Bluecat... I don't think shes to happy with the job...*
Would a nice long back rub and a movie cheer you up...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Im seriously NOT HAPPY JAN
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ooh look. I beat the swear bot
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
came to say happy birthday eventhough i am a little
late! Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I don't get it....where's the swear word in that??
That swear bot pisses me off no end, cause I keep having to substitute various swear words into people's sentencees until I can figure out what they're trying to say....
Remember sometimes jobs are just a means to ride trams...
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
ouch.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**huggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
133 posts
Location: montreal: bagel capital
*hands over a baseball bat*
This is a rod of inner-peace, just wave it around the source of your worries (upper-management) and they will disappear.
Much
s to you in hope of better days there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!
43 posts
Location: London UK
i actually quite like the swear bot.....you can have hours of endless fun working out so many expletitives and seeing how they work together....okay that sounded really lame didnt it...
Willing to be taught....learn quick and man I am good with a whip!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Jafar, the trams are now the source of much joy for this little chicken... I dream of playing clanging noises' with the trams bells etc....*ren voice* oh joy
I have seriously had it with my job... I was offered MAJOR cash incentive to sell many a phone line which I did... I made 240 sales in ONE month and now they are telling me I will only get paid for 23 of them... talk about rip off bastards. I have made about 30,000 dollars for the compny in one month!!!!!
I believe the magic baseball bat shall come in very handy thank you......
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
just go in with a lit firestaff and see what happens....
hehe
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Quote:
Originally posted by Valura
....*ren voice* oh joy
Ummm, it's Stimpy who says this... *Cringes*
and Blue... we've twirled here at work... so their aware of the holy flame... but this magic bat... now we're talking...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
the love the flameage here... they get us to firetwirl at EVERY function... we are revered
.... but for a limited time only TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh yeah it is stimpy isnt it? how embrassing!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
It could be Ren imitating Stimpy in a sarcastic voice...
OR it could be the Happy Happy Joy Joy episode where Stimpy makes a Happy Helmet to keep Ren happy, and then it could be Ren saying it too.
Or it could be Ren addressing a lady called Joy, just seconds before his eyes bug out and we can see all the veins and retinae etc...
HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
or they could be sent off to peel potatoes.
happy happy peel peel
you eeediot.
R Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,810 posts
Location: London
Hey Princess
Sorry for the lack of bammy mails
but to make up for it I've sent you a reaaaaaaaly long one 
Honey I'm so looking forward to spending time with you and Troy. Your warmth and love is beautiful
Bammy
EDITED_BY: BamBam (1071847082)
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
hahahaha
that has got to be the funniest thing i have read in years!!
Potatoes!!
hahaha..
how on earth did you make up that word?
its brilliant!
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
jesus.
somebody get the boy a strightjacket....
and to think i once held a non-rambling, semi-serious conversation with him...hmmm
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
REALLY? SERIOUS CONVO? WITH UCOF....?
its just not possible captian!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Yea, I couldn't really see how it's possible to be honest, though he does sometimes slip in and out of comprehendable babbling.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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