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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
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Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
a cup of sugar for a cake of insanity prehaps?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
don't encourage him!
he's only young
hehe
R Holistic Spinner (I hope)
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Young??
never!
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
always, in comparison
*points, laughs*
worry not. i'll still be pointing and laughing when i'm 80(unless the mass juggling suicide idea comes up again with a bit more sincerty
) and you're only...75? 76?young, anyway
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Shut it you slaaaaaaaaag!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*shakes walking stick at invisiable foe and yells*
"Rapscalians!!! Dont talk about age in MY thread dammit...!!"
hobbles off to make scones and knit balaclavas
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
as i am, in fact, older than you miss ancient V, i command you to respect your elders and allow me to talk about whatever i like in your thread, and also to refrain from eating your marmite
*spits*
*hobbles off to retire*
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
age
is
undefinate/ definate/ engaged/ arranged/ loved/ etc.
ignore it with all your heart.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Your only as old as the guy you feel ? （so how old is arsn 20 going on ?).
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Im a cradle snatcher...tee hee
and Im proud too.... hes such a sweetie to want to support me in my old age
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
ello.
ive had another silly idea for a video i want to make..
it involves me running about for 4 minutes solidly and being very very silly.
all to a song by feeder.
what do you tink?
the problem is that there wont be any spinning...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thats a loverly idea... I suggest adding the word "ting" at odd intervals and putting the stalky part of celery up your nose.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
But valura guys die at a eariler age
I miss you guys i give you a call later
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thats a good idea!! we havent been twirling much lately, but we should definatly catch up asap!!!
I would like a foot massage.... any takers?
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
listen
once and for all, its spinning, not twirling(unless you've a baton)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,810 posts
Location: London
Hey Valura
Did you have a merry Christmas honey?Our Palace was a place of smiles and laughter with Hop'ers a plenty
26 days till I twirl my way to Brisbane hehehehe
And Mr Cat..
Snuggles from you Bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA****
chicken falls off chair laughing at blue cause he got a smack from bams....I cannot wait miss bammy!!!!!!!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
"FEET???"""" ANYONE???
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
valura, honestly, do you actually ever sleep?
or just post on here every day?
you always seem to reply morning#, noon or night and its starting to worry me a lot now.
cos its my job you're pinching...
love and hugs and lots of other 'hippy' things.
sorry..thats not politically correct now is it?
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I sleep during the day in the office... while my left hand continues typing of its own free will...
Im have unlimited net access at work... cool aye? My job is pretty cool in that aspect... in others its 'pants' shall we say
*giggles cause she learned that from hop...*
I have sleep apeonea anyway... Im used to sleep depravation!!!
do you have a little song for me ucof? I would like it to be about rainbows and boiled eggs cause I reckon your imagination could make yup a WONDERUL song with those topics
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1,810 posts
Location: London
Ahh the office is so silent I could fall asleep ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz so UCOF give us a song and make us smile
you know you want to.Ohh valura could you send me your mobile number again please, I've lost my phone so I've lost all your numbers. UCOF or anyone else who's number I used to have, please send me then again
Ohh and I can blame Cole for this one because he got me drunk...then I lost me phone.
Bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
rainbows and bolied eggs you say?
As Bill Clinton once said to Monika Lewinsky; I'll see what I can do.
There was a time in England,
where shone a knight so bright,
with silvery spurs, a shiny sword
and a brave young steed to ride.
His king sent him off on a top secret mission,
to get him a pot of gold,
so the knight searched high and low all day,
a o'erleaped a toad,
The toad told the knight of a place so true,
where surely shirley sailed sitting silently sucking off soldiers.
The kninght thought this wa a brilliant place,
and mounted his steed so true,
and took off at a terrible speed to the end of a R A I N B O W
The knight got there by nightfall,
but fell off his mighty steed,
luckily for him there was,
a well fit bird who was gagging for it.
He felt just like the person who jumps out of a plane,
whose parachute doesnt open,
and who lands in the hot tub at the playboy mansion.
He tried to resist her advances,
being the might knight he was,
but he hadnt got his end away for many a year now,
so he gave her one there and then on the kitchen table.
She loved it so, she begged for more,
but the knight stayed ttue to his vow,
and made them each a Boiled egg
and hurridly sped on his way,
to complete his quest,
to see it through,
to finish it there and then,
would need a miricle.
so our knight gallavanted through the sacred forest,
helping animals such as squirrels, ocelots, oranutangs, hamsters, sloaths, marmosets, migrating rainbow trout (see what ive done there
) and zebras,to get back to full health,
the gods smiled down on him and thought,
"cor! what a cracking bloke,
i think we should reward him with a pot of gold"
so the knight took the pot from the gods saying,
"Ta, love" in unexplicably a mancunian accent,
and rode home to the castle of his Lord and Master,
and showed him the pot that he had return with,
the king deemed it "a damn fine pot with lovely brass handles, a lovely clay body and a bottom made forom recycled wallpaper pulp.
And all the ladies did want him,
want him, want him, want him,
so he gives them all a good seeing to every night
and now he is never lonely
and loves being just so goddam great.
How was that?
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Location: everywhere
no idea why i'm being attacked by a bam...? enlighten me oh hungover one?
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
and
at jon boy.though if anyone's on here more than value ra it's you....
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
what about pounce??
racking up quite an impressive intro thread i see now..
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Yay for eloquent Jon too...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
1,810 posts
Location: London
Spinning, twirling, twiddling as long as you play and have fun, who cares what you call it.
So Mr Cat would you please pass me those two STICKs in the corner because I wonna go for a TWIDDLE with em
me
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
twiddling?
*stomps off disgustedly*
and anyway. sticks is wot i calz 'em.
you gonna come to edinburgh to collect your 140felinesticks?
R(eloquent buffonery
) Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,810 posts
Location: London
Ha stomp away indeed young man...........I can still see you you know!
The problem is I'm starting to like the 150's
...although I'll no doubt change my mind if I see 140'sBarmy me
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ucof me fine young knight wot a splendid effort!!!!
Im so incredibly impressed that you just whipped that up.. and such a long rendition to... pray tell me brave knight... what was the fine young lass GAGGING for???
I havent heard that for ages...
now hows about you give me a couple of topics and Ill see what I can do for you!!!
Blue... you'll call them sticks? same... I like to twiddle sticks... (waits for blue to el stompo off again) (el stompo is spanish)
Bams I shall reply to your pm today with a special extra long pm...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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