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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
A TIGER???
Where????
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
my mum used to call me Tiger cos I was born in the chinese year of the tiger. Only i found out some years later that because my b'day is in January (before chinese new year) that I was actually born in the year of the ox.....
not interesting, but true.
Meh
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
<- tiger
86 love baby!
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
different one for me. But good that you're paying attention
Meh
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm apparently year of the serpant.
And Cantus, why does ox seem to suit you so much more?
I mean, you're fluffy, loveable, stolid, and faithful. You don't jump on innocent herbivores and tear them to bits...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
They got me down as year of the monkey. Wich i find weird since i always keep bananas in my kitchen. Lightning?..... Would you like a banana?
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Apparently i'm a dog. and if that wasn't insulting enough it means that i'm faithful and loyal and will bring slippers to you when you call.....bah humbug!
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Written by: Cantus
different one for me. But good that you're paying attention
ewwwwwwwww you're old!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Not necessarily, I could be 7 years old. Did you think of that?
Apparently:
Oxen are born leaders, inspiring confidence in everyone they come into contact with. However, they can be too demanding. Methodical and good with their hands, they make fine surgeons and hairdressers.
whereas:
Tigers are said to be bold and adventurous, and are bestowed with initiative and charm. However, they have a tendency to be risk takers, making them act before they think about the consequences. They tend to make good bosses, explorers or racing drivers.
Do I inspire confidence?
Meh
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Good Question ?. You went on your own way and are going something completly different to your family .
If you can do that i can to .
Surprisely im a horse .
What does that mean (been a surpent and all ?. )
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Violently Tame
They got me down as year of the monkey. Wich i find weird since i always keep bananas in my kitchen. Lightning?..... Would you like a banana?
You're an arsehole, you know that?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
*quickly saves thread from second page*I do believe I'm year of the rabbit... Though I get rather confused...
And I thought you were a pigeon...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So serpents...
Written by:
Serpent people possess great wisdom and are very determined and successful. Though sympathetic to others, they tend to doubt their judgments. They are graceful and passionate. They get along best with those born in the Rooster and Ox year; incompatible with Tiger, Boar are Monkey year people.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Amazing how that killed all conversation.
Was I speaking in Parseltongue?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I thought you were a muggle
Meh
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
heh doc, I'm sorry but we don't get along apparently
Cantus, wanna do my hair?
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
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LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Kael, shaddup. And don't sit on the good chair. And stop flaring your nostrils at me.
*waves wand at Cantus...PETRIFICUS TOTALIS!*
Hmmm...damned thing must not work.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
What is that snake-like thing in the corner?
Is it Charlesdemort?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Why thank you for that lovely compliment lightning! I always thought charles was more of a dementor than anything else seeing as how he's a mod and all!
EDITED_BY: Violently Tame (1123867892)
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
But he's the least convincing of the mods. I see him more as a professor Lupin type character.... (love you charkles
)Mr GotRice - I'd prefer to operate on your brain....
Meh
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
That's assuming I still have brains left from the previous operations.
Doc, you just want the good chair for yourself.
*gets off NYC's lap
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Love you too, pige!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Meh
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
What a waste of a coke bottle
*Thwaps Lightning with a noodle*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
and what would you do with a coke bottle FRD?
No actually don't tell me. It'll just involve some harmless creature....
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
He'd use a coke bottle as a revolving door.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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