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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Hey there everyone,



Well, now that I'm close to post number 300 I thought I'd do an intro thread... it seems like I'll be hanging around for a while now biggrin



Edit:

Yep, this is all changed cos I'm not feeling as sentimental as I was when I wrote the last intro.



I'm 28, live outside Belfast in Northern Ireland, run the fire performance group FirePoise (www.firepoise.com), like to travel and good music.



My myspace page is www.myspace.com/clarepalmer



Take care

bye

smile
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1166016598)

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
If you're foreign tongue does that mean you have a silly accent?

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
I'm sorry, are you talkin' to me?!

Ohhh. That's so cute. Little english boy facing up to scary Northern Irish woman. biggrin

Hehehehehe.

I do not have a silly accent, Fraggle. It's just a bit.... y'know... Northern irish smile

All the Americans love it ubblove

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HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Posted:
dude, an Irish accent is the accent to have

isn't that true Miss Firepoise?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Ahha! Y'see. Havokist, despite his disadvantage regarding years, is clearly more cunning when it comes to charming... tut tut fraggle hug

Righto lads.

Have fun and suchlike.

I am going home now, so take care and see you tomorrow

Clare xx

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
ah sorry i didn't realise it was some form of competition....

Anyway I have it on good authority that I'm an angel. So I'm not worrying wink
hug2

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
ubblol

Pah. Typical english. The infamous Irish sarcasm and wit is totally lost.

Bless. I blame the education system tongue

kiss

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vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Posted:
umm tongue

-v-

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well I left school over a decade ago. You don't expect me to remember any of that fancy book learning now do you?

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Lol. goddam you're old. tongue

Apparently they don't use them ol' books no more. Tis all those fancy hi-tech computer m'larkies these days.

Pah. Kids today biggrin

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Is that that Irish wit again?

You must've left school about a decade ago too. Unless they kept you back for extra classes...on account of you being so special...

tongue

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Ohhhhh. Bitch!

Handbags at dawn, sonny Jim! tongue

And what, do tell, makes you think I left school about 10 years ago?! (it's true, but, y'know, just curious - do I seem that old?!! Dammit. I thought I gave the illusion of youth and mystery.)

I reckon you're just jealous of me being Irish n'all.

ubblol

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Erm possibly because it says that you're 26 in the first post of this thread....

You see what i did was I utilised the information available and applied it to my own ends.

Cos I'm clever like that...

hug

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Dammit.

Foolish girl spank

You're just far too damn smart for me young Cantus.

You'll see my pretty, I'll get you yet muhahahahah biggrin

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Ooh what happens when you get me?

Will it be fun? Is it suitable viewing for all ages? Will i need to bring any special equipment?


Have I pushed this joke too far?


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Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Not at all young fraggle.

Although I'm running out of intelligent and witty sarcastic retorts. redface

How are you today?

I feel marvellous. I have decided to do something a little bit insane and i'm enjoying the adrenalin biggrin

Take care
xx

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
A liitle bit insane? So nothing as alarming as dashing out in front of Queen Victoria's horse at Ascot or shooting an Austro-Hungarian Arch-Duke then?

Meh

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Oh and I am fine thank you. I have mostly been doing a painting but it's for someone who might read this thread, so I can't tell you any more in public....

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
No no, nothing that will start any wars (I hope biggrin)

But nonetheless, something dramatic and exciting and utterly different biggrin

I am glad you are fine and am intrigued about the painting... how terribly exciting - you can tell me, i promise I won't tell whoever it is for ubbangel

(anyways, noone else reads this thread... so go on ahead... it'll be a secret ubblol)

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
PS: you've 81 to go biggrin

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ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland

Posted:
i notice you've cracked a thousand yourself...

addict wink

Love is the law.

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Lol. Dammit. Was hoping you hadn't noticed biggrin

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well It was days ago so he didn't notice it very well...

Meh

ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland

Posted:
Written by: Cantus


Well It was days ago so he didn't notice it very well...



read:

not an addict

anymore

tongue

Love is the law.

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Am I just being unusually blonde or are you two talking some kindof strange nonsense only understood by men?

I can understand the fraggle... but Mr Phelan?! You've been smoking, haven't you?!!!

tongue

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Oh wait... suddenly it all becomes clear... Steph leaving Belfast... the mission down to Cork... finding a safehouse... the subversive behaviour...

https://www.rte.ie/news/2005/0217/cork.html

ubblol

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
yay somebody understands me biggrin

Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Of course I understand you Mr Cantus.

It is why protons turn into neutrons in the formulation of helium that I don't understand biggrin

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Of course I understand you Mr Cantus hug

It is why protons turn into neutrons in the formulation of helium that I don't understand biggrin

I am going to Dublin for the weekend to have hours of spinny fun... so I shall talk to you monday... have a good weekend my little friends

xxx

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
I think they change because they want to. Basically though I think it's just all sciencey stuff and not worth worrying about.



What I am concerned about, however, is the whereabouts of my brand new tube of green acrylic. It's only young and not yet aware of the dangers of society. I hope no ills befall it eek





Have oodles of fun in Dublin honey. Can you bring me back an over-priced pint of Guinness?



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Meh

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Posted:
Hello m'darlin...

Well, you made it... 10,000. congratulations. Do you feel any different? Did you reach enlightenment? Are you not bored yet?!

And I like your theory for the helium melarky. Much easier to understand biggrin

Did you ever find that lil baby green tube? Look for it in unexpected places... like the washing machine, or under your bed, or in the rubbish biggrin

Dublin was marvellous. A rather unexpected and unfortunate end, but hey, sh!t happens.

beerchug (ok, it's not guinness, but that stuff ain't too pleasant anyways biggrin)

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