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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys![<img src=]()
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------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
Name: Jon, JonCof, Master UCOF, UCOF, JonnyUCOF, Oiyou, or something along those lines.
Location: Right here. Apparently right now too. (London) Boat with simian.
Hometown: Harrow (North West London) but now live in Southall (West London)
DOB: 30/ 6/ 1985
Age:20 and a half.
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Woprks fo r hte Discovery Channel and Animal Planet as a video tape librarian. Basically, if it wasnt for us, neither of these channels (or the 30 or so sub channels) would be on air
Favorite Food(s): Fish fingers, instant mashed potato and baked beans. Lasagne. Pizza.
Favorite Color(s): UV Green and Black together.
Toys: Poi, Stick, Sticks, Contact Stick, Contact Sticks, Balls, Clubs, Rings, Hoops, CJ and other things I cant think of right now.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Getting stoned, meeting people, eating out, eating people, eating people out, travelling to work.
Education: GCSEs and A Levels (in Physics, German, General studies and IT)
Favorite Book(s): Yellow Pages
Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction, Romancing the Bone, Snow White and the Seven Sailors, Saving Ryan's Privates, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes, Rambone, Monty's Python and the Holey Girl, E-Three: The Extra Testicle.
Favorite TV show(s):The IT Crowd and other things that make me laugh.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) A giraffe (and/ or) on crack.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: 2 many DJs, UK Hip Hop, stuff I can dance to
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Straight
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella.
hello...seems eveyone is getting their own intro thread nowerdays and we thought that if we didnt jump on the bandwaggon, we would miss the boat.
The United Chains of Fire are mainly Jonathan and Chris (plus others)..but tis mainly jonathan who posts on here...
Ive met most of the UK crew and if there are any of you out there who i havent...we will meet you asap.
Our Website
much hugs, love and other random thingys
------added after cass' reply---
(changing into The United Chains of Fire is currently Jonathan speaking as in Chris is from this moment onwards Frosty Poi)
ok then...my main toy is poi(hey thats rhymes...cool) but I also do staffing, doubles, diablo, juggling, contact juggling and Astro Jax. I havent gone anywhere near devil sticks as they are stupidly hard...and I dont have much perserverance.
*edit* the last sentence is now pure bullsht.
jonathan is 17
We goto school together in the shithole which is Dr. Challoners Grammar School, Amersham and we have done for 4 years
It was Frosty Poi who got me into poi on a german exchange trip last october. i got the chase in 1 minute...and the 3 beat in about 5
i like nutella, cheese and sara lee double chocolate gateaux...cos its bloody fantastically chocolatly lovely
[ 17. June 2003, 22:29: Message edited by: The United Chains of Fire (Jon) ]
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
afternnon actually....and she hasnt found out yet....and 2ndly ive turned round the glass top so its at the back of the table covered y a lovely looking lamp...so hopefully she wont find oout.
for those of yu who dont know what happned...last saturday i was spinning my staff and it slipped out of my hands and smashed....literally smashed one side of a glass table top costing about £100! so ive polished it and turned it around..hopefully she wont find out.....UNLESS ANY OF YOU LOT TELL HER NEXT SUNDAY!!!
afternnon actually....and she hasnt found out yet....and 2ndly ive turned round the glass top so its at the back of the table covered y a lovely looking lamp...so hopefully she wont find oout.
for those of yu who dont know what happned...last saturday i was spinning my staff and it slipped out of my hands and smashed....literally smashed one side of a glass table top costing about £100! so ive polished it and turned it around..hopefully she wont find out.....UNLESS ANY OF YOU LOT TELL HER NEXT SUNDAY!!!
addict
642 posts
Location: UK, London
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Posted:
Bad news, Unfortunately I cannot make it on Sunday because I have a performance thing to do. However if it gets cancelled I will come but the other peeps might still come down (alice, simon etc...)
Bad news, Unfortunately I cannot make it on Sunday because I have a performance thing to do. However if it gets cancelled I will come but the other peeps might still come down (alice, simon etc...)
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh....ok.... supose im just going to sit here till sunday comes then shant I!? oh wel...wheres suicide got to?
oh....ok.... supose im just going to sit here till sunday comes then shant I!? oh wel...wheres suicide got to?
old hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
Hi J how are you? I haven't had a chat with you for ages.
Can't make it on Sunday to your gathering, but I promise I will visit in the new year when I get off the night shifts.
*leaves giant chocolate cake on table*
Hi J how are you? I haven't had a chat with you for ages.
Can't make it on Sunday to your gathering, but I promise I will visit in the new year when I get off the night shifts.
*leaves giant chocolate cake on table*
Are we nearly there yet?
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
UCF - enjoy Harrow on the Hill. Sounds like a blast but I am flying home to be pampered by Mammy Carey. I'll roll back to UK in the New Year.
Happy Christmas
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UCF - enjoy Harrow on the Hill. Sounds like a blast but I am flying home to be pampered by Mammy Carey. I'll roll back to UK in the New Year.
Happy Christmas
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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Have you sorted out the cables on your shiny new electroglos yet Jon?
If not, I found some paracord last night that you're welcome to.
I'll even tie the monkey fists in the ends if you want - I need the practise, I could barely remember how to do them when I tied them in mine yesterday.
Have you sorted out the cables on your shiny new electroglos yet Jon?
If not, I found some paracord last night that you're welcome to.
I'll even tie the monkey fists in the ends if you want - I need the practise, I could barely remember how to do them when I tied them in mine yesterday.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
oooooooooooooooooh work not good
work bad
it wouldn't be so bad if I actually had something to do
but there isn't
i'm just sitting at a desk doing nothing
its getting to the stage where i can actually feel my mindstuff losing its cohesion
not in a good way, but in a bad way
the day didn't start too badly, just a bit slow
then it slowed down
i've clearly been here for several days, but the clock disagrees
goddamn clock
so anyway, i decided to write this to see if it would make me feel better
its not working
john, if you're wondering why i'm posting it in your intro thread then join the club
i have very little idea about my motivation, and in fact i don't even have the motivation to find out what my motivation is
one vaguely cheering thought is that i'm being paid to sit here and look at HOP for most of the day
but not very much
and it is coming out of the pocket of taxpayers which makes me feel guilty
but not very much
anyway thank you for your time and attention
i shall now return to my own personal hell
oooooooooooooooooh work not good
work bad
it wouldn't be so bad if I actually had something to do
but there isn't
i'm just sitting at a desk doing nothing
its getting to the stage where i can actually feel my mindstuff losing its cohesion
not in a good way, but in a bad way
the day didn't start too badly, just a bit slow
then it slowed down
i've clearly been here for several days, but the clock disagrees
goddamn clock
so anyway, i decided to write this to see if it would make me feel better
its not working
john, if you're wondering why i'm posting it in your intro thread then join the club
i have very little idea about my motivation, and in fact i don't even have the motivation to find out what my motivation is
one vaguely cheering thought is that i'm being paid to sit here and look at HOP for most of the day
but not very much
and it is coming out of the pocket of taxpayers which makes me feel guilty
but not very much
anyway thank you for your time and attention
i shall now return to my own personal hell
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
) ooooooookkkkkkkkkkay.......
(everyone just smile, nod and walk away.....slowly)
i know... (not sure about the kiss....but hey! i ve kissed him before and im sure it wont be the last time either! )
) ooooooookkkkkkkkkkay.......
(everyone just smile, nod and walk away.....slowly)
i know... (not sure about the kiss....but hey! i ve kissed him before and im sure it wont be the last time either! )
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Doesn't count if you don't use tongues
Doesn't count if you don't use tongues
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
hmmmmmmmmm...i wondere where is put my green spade...i cant seem to find it.....
ohhhh..that chocolate cake looks remarkably tasty
munch munch munch...mmmmmmmm...much better..
hmmmmmmmmm...i wondere where is put my green spade...i cant seem to find it.....
ohhhh..that chocolate cake looks remarkably tasty
munch munch munch...mmmmmmmm...much better..
veteran
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Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
Hallo luv,
Hig massive hugs going your way with a double helping of random blabber!
Will miss you loads and will be in touch when I am back in town! Hope you have had nice holidays! Nice to see you in Harrow...
Muah to you darling
drome
Hallo luv,
Hig massive hugs going your way with a double helping of random blabber!
Will miss you loads and will be in touch when I am back in town! Hope you have had nice holidays! Nice to see you in Harrow...
Muah to you darling
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Posted:
wanders in....looks around..
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!?!
opens eyes...sees everyone looking at him rather 'odd' like. "erm...yeh....sorry...my bad"
wanders off upstairs to unravel mysteries of the world with rajiv sinhain
wanders in....looks around..
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!?!
opens eyes...sees everyone looking at him rather 'odd' like. "erm...yeh....sorry...my bad"
wanders off upstairs to unravel mysteries of the world with rajiv sinhain
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Location: Florida
Posted:
Hey I am here!
Hey I am here!
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Nice to see Simian's grasp on reality is a loose as ever
Jon how come you're still wearing that NEWBIE badge?
They're sooo last season....
Have one of these smurf badges instead.
Nice to see Simian's grasp on reality is a loose as ever
Jon how come you're still wearing that NEWBIE badge?
They're sooo last season....
Have one of these smurf badges instead.
Meh
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*streaks through room naked but wearing a Tony Blair mask*
*streaks through room naked but wearing a Tony Blair mask*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
its HUGE! wow mike.....i never knew you could find a mask that big!
has anyone found my spade yet? i left it in here yesterday next to fred (the potted chiwawa)...how has my spade...i demand to know....
if you dont tell me...mike wont be the only naked person in here!!!
CHEESE!!! sorry...
[ 20. January 2003, 22:51: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
its HUGE! wow mike.....i never knew you could find a mask that big!
has anyone found my spade yet? i left it in here yesterday next to fred (the potted chiwawa)...how has my spade...i demand to know....
if you dont tell me...mike wont be the only naked person in here!!!
CHEESE!!! sorry...
[ 20. January 2003, 22:51: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Are you turning up on Tuesday Jon, or do we have to go another week without your music and bouncing around?
Are you turning up on Tuesday Jon, or do we have to go another week without your music and bouncing around?
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
veteran
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Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
watches ginny's white ass streak across the room and almost falls off chair as they havent even noticed...
damn hes discreet!
drome
watches ginny's white ass streak across the room and almost falls off chair as they havent even noticed...
damn hes discreet!
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hey hon, nice to see you bored stupid and back on the weekly dosage of HOP - lol
Mwa - x
Hey hon, nice to see you bored stupid and back on the weekly dosage of HOP - lol
Mwa - x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Incidentally, UCOF, I didn't say I was wearing the Blair mask over my FACE...
quote:You don't know the half of it! I'm sitting in the hospital right now wearing my white coat and my skin matches my coat! It's so sad... I hate Michigan!
Originally posted by dromepixie:
watches ginny's white ass streak across the room and almost falls off chair as they havent even noticed...
damn hes discreet!
drome
Incidentally, UCOF, I didn't say I was wearing the Blair mask over my FACE...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
*pops head round the door to see ucof's page 3.....
......hmmmm much as i expected. a doctor is running around the room comparing his arse to his coat . i think its time to leave*
study jon study
*pops head round the door to see ucof's page 3.....
......hmmmm much as i expected. a doctor is running around the room comparing his arse to his coat . i think its time to leave*
study jon study
warp children still smile the same
"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"
veteran
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Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
Amy K only arrives at the most suitable of times...
UCOF congrats on the page three!
drome
Amy K only arrives at the most suitable of times...
UCOF congrats on the page three!
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
yeh UCOF! congratulations...oh...that me...sorry!
hugs everyone he knows as a way of saying thank you!
yo...sorry me wernt there last week bovril....me had infected tonsills so i wasnt in the mood to be perfectly honest...sorry guys...its true
i will be there tomorrow though...with the best ever drum and bass cd i have ever owned! and if i can get my frigging computer to work so i can copy it..the ministry of sound: the annual 2003
so yeh...anyway
yeh UCOF! congratulations...oh...that me...sorry!
hugs everyone he knows as a way of saying thank you!
yo...sorry me wernt there last week bovril....me had infected tonsills so i wasnt in the mood to be perfectly honest...sorry guys...its true
i will be there tomorrow though...with the best ever drum and bass cd i have ever owned! and if i can get my frigging computer to work so i can copy it..the ministry of sound: the annual 2003
so yeh...anyway
veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
UCOF!
Ouwwwiee!
Hope you are feeling better and that you will find a way to get yer arse up here!
We want you!!
no no its nto uncle sam... we want UCOF to be up here this saturday! get yer act together man and come up here...
There is kinda accomodation at themindgap's and Spirals but you wont really be able to sleep in that house.
*hushed whisper* (something tells me crazy lunatics live in that house)
much love and hugs
drome
UCOF!
Ouwwwiee!
Hope you are feeling better and that you will find a way to get yer arse up here!
We want you!!
no no its nto uncle sam... we want UCOF to be up here this saturday! get yer act together man and come up here...
There is kinda accomodation at themindgap's and Spirals but you wont really be able to sleep in that house.
*hushed whisper* (something tells me crazy lunatics live in that house)
much love and hugs
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
in that case we should all get along spliffingly! pun intended....cos i got mine! (and bovrils as well)
in that case we should all get along spliffingly! pun intended....cos i got mine! (and bovrils as well)
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
old hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
*Bursts in, runs around doing a happy dance*
So happy you're coming to Sheffield. REALLY looking forward to seeing you again
*Bursts in, runs around doing a happy dance*
So happy you're coming to Sheffield. REALLY looking forward to seeing you again
Are we nearly there yet?
member
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Location: nodnoL
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Location: nodnoL
Posted:
i know i know...i cant wait to see the trees, and the grass, and the birds, and the other things...
JAPAN 4!!!!!!
but most of all i cant wait to see the peeps who i havent seen for ages!
i know i know...i cant wait to see the trees, and the grass, and the birds, and the other things...
JAPAN 4!!!!!!
but most of all i cant wait to see the peeps who i havent seen for ages!
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
UCOF, you going to be in London when I'm there?
UCOF, you going to be in London when I'm there?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
1,810 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Mike tust me you'll meet UCOF !!!
he gives great
UCOF thanks for all the happy vibes you gave to me on Tuesday night. Ohh and I can't wait to see what the pictures come out like.
see you Sunday I hope.
BamBam
Mike tust me you'll meet UCOF !!!
he gives great
UCOF thanks for all the happy vibes you gave to me on Tuesday night. Ohh and I can't wait to see what the pictures come out like.
see you Sunday I hope.
BamBam
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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Location: nodnoL
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Posted:
yay! mike should be coming to hug me! mike WILL be coming to hug me....otherwise i will "bust a cap in yo ass!" as they say in harrow...
erm...whata pictures? huh? me not know no pictures...
me love you long time! $10 sucky sucky..sorry about that...
yay! mike should be coming to hug me! mike WILL be coming to hug me....otherwise i will "bust a cap in yo ass!" as they say in harrow...
erm...whata pictures? huh? me not know no pictures...
me love you long time! $10 sucky sucky..sorry about that...
erm...this is only a temp account until i get home and get the password to my usual account...sorry (itsa still the same flipping wierdo though)
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