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Location: Sheffield, England
I'm just looking for weird n wonderful quotes hopfully some funnies so please go for it
"A gentalman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionallly"
Wilde
An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
'Never rub another man's rhubarb.'
- The Joker
'Pull my finger'
- The Spleen, Mystery Men.
'You'll find this in the sporting goods department'
- Ash, Army of Darkness
'You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums'
- The Sphinx, Mystery Men
'Clatto Verata Nic mumble mumble cough mumble'
- Ash, Army of Darkness
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
67 posts
Location: Staffordshire
put the alarm on five minutes and **** it!
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
67 posts
Location: Staffordshire
**** = F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
50 posts
Location: Colchester
All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration.
-bill hicks
"you live like you wanna live"
-my dad
Monkey see, Monkey do...
87 posts
Location: Oklahoma, USA
"Fashion is a form of uglyness so intolerable it must be changed every six months"
"All the worlds a stage, yet the play is badly cast..."
wilde is the BEST!
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Fear the Kirby
member
100 posts
Location: no home, between homes, always at home, Germany
-'what did you think of the poem?'
-'I liked it, it was warm and sad, like my mother'
-'I didn't like it, it was short and didn't speak to me, like my father'
-'It was aloof and licked itself too much, like my cat'
4 skeletons from the game Grim Fandango
people are people
60 posts
Location: London
THE WISE DOG by Kahlil Gibran
- One day there passed by a company of cats a wise dog.
- And as he came near and saw that they were very intent and heeded him not, he stopped.
- Then there arose in the midst of the company a large, grave cat and looked upon them and said, "Brethren, pray ye; and when ye have prayed again and yet again, nothing doubting, verily then it shall rain mice."
- And when the dog heard this he laughed in his heart and turned from them saying, "O blind and foolish cats, has it not been written and have I not known and my fathers before me, that that which raineth for prayer and faith and supplication is not mice but bones."
~*~
"Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt." -Mark Twain
Art is a re-creation of the world according to the artist's metaphysical value-judgements -Ayn Rand
Time is the fire in which we burn -Gene Roddenberry
60 posts
Location: London
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." -Somerset Maugham
Art is a re-creation of the world according to the artist's metaphysical value-judgements -Ayn Rand
Time is the fire in which we burn -Gene Roddenberry
37 posts
Location: Canada
We're 120 miles from Chicago, We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Elwood and Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers
And Daddy! They took my boot!
522 posts
Location: Berlin
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I do believe Churchill may rival Wilde...
when I'm good, i'm very good, when I'm bad, I'm better...
Mae West was pretty good too...
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia
quote:Best film ever : o )
Originally posted by TheBovrilMonkey:
'You'll find this in the sporting goods department'
- Ash, Army of Darkness
'Clatto Verata Nic mumble mumble cough mumble'
- Ash, Army of Darkness
"God... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!" - Ash, Army of Darkness : o )
Smile.. It confuses people..:)
Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
*BUMP*
"That's not the way you speak to anyone who can spell Tuesday"
Kanga (to Roo)
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Uncle Chop Chop
213 posts
Location: Time is the Fire in which we burn, United Kingdom
No point mentioning these bats. I
thought. The poor bastard will see
them soon enough
"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
--------------
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
ahh quotes...i luv em. enough to have filled 64 pages in a word document! unfortunately, said document is not on the computer i am using now. dang.
see my sig for some of my faves. here's some others i can remember...
"all my friends are f*ckups, such fun to have around" (deliberate misquote of the whitlams)
"you can bomb the world to pieces, but you can't bomb it into peace" (another lyric...no idea who it belongs to though!)
umm...i can't remember any others for now! if this thread is still going strong when i get home on sunday, i'll put some of my more odd and obscure ones up!!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: margita
"you can bomb the world to pieces, but you can't bomb it into peace" (another lyric...no idea who it belongs to though!)
thats the one and only michael franti!
if i start on douglas adams quotes ill be here till morning....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes!
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely 
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
"Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact."
"Dr" Fox, crap radio DJ trying to explain that:
"Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me"
on the Brasseye Paedophile Special.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
43 posts
Location: London,United Kingdom
"Once, I thought, to be human was the highest aim a man could have,I realise now that was meant to destroy me.Today I am proud to say that I am inhuman,that I belong not to men and governments,that I have nothing to do with creeds and principles.I have nothing to do with the creaking machinery of humanity,I belong to the earth!
I say that lying on my pillow and I can feel the horns sprouting from my temples. Henry Miller
the calm and the chaos
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
"I was thinking of getting Brooklyn christened but I'm not sure into what religion yet"
David Beckham
Classic!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
101 posts
Location: edinburgh
'outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read' - groucho marx
'last night i shot an elephant in my pyjamas. how he got into my pyjamas i'll never know' - groucho marx
'i find television very educating, every time someone turns on the set, i go into the next room and read a book' - groucho marx
phin
"look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog"
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"
- Mouse, The Matrix
"English, Mother-F****r, Do u speak it?"
- Best Movie in the World! Pulp Fiction!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia
"bluudy southern ended, shandy drinkin'
"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
just keep swimming, swimming swimming swimming - dory
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
"Just think before you think!" - One of 2 men arguing on a bench in Fitzroy Square today.
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
"its not an erection my jeans do that anyway"
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
part of the lonely trio
137 posts
Location: Hastings, England
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. " - Groucho Marx
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - Albert Einstein
smells like burning teenagers..
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
ah damn, great thread
"love is a hunghill"......really gay rapist in Rob Roy
" W, X, Why not?, Z" ......Douglas Adams (sorry Dentrassi)
" there's a fine line there between clever and stupid"..........spinal tap
Question: "what the hell is this!?"
reply:"we're waiting for the train!".......said during a dress rehersal of Fiddler on the roof
" why would they steal and old ladies cereal?"............my friend rachel, very confused, after chelsea told her that a group of teenagers had broken into her grandma's house and stolen all her checks
" whatever, do what you do, do it well"....Douglas Adams
peace
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
oh i forgot one: this is totally paraphrased:
"they defeated us with their board with a nail in it this time, and they''ll make bigger boards with bigger nails, until one day they will make a board with a nail in it so big that it'll destroy tham all!!!!!!!!!!" ............aliens on the simpsons, if anyone knows the exact quote id appreciate it
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
"Well Kang, it seems the Earthlings won..."
"Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won't stop there, they'll make bigger boards with bigger nails... Soon they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all! Bwaa ha ha ha!"
"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese..." G.K. Chesterton
"Tell me, and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I will understand" - Navajo saying
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
"Love - It's who you know" - Billy Corgan
"I'm a fool, whose tool is small - It's so miniscule it's no tool at all" - Brian Molko
"If all I am is flesh and blood I might as well be dog food" - Reuben (www.wordsfromreuben.com)
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Slacker of enormous magnitude
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