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Posted: 8th Jun 2005
Smurfs? ok, we're not making much ground here, but then again, people are often advised to listen to the smurfs to ween them off the celine dion.



personally i would recommend you get away from squeaky high voices alltogether. you'll bnever quit unless you go cold turkey you know......

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

Posted: 19th Jul 2005
Hey 2bags

Hope you got home safely. Thank you for providing us with great entertainment all weekend and being such a nice house guest.

Any time you ever want to visit Edinburgh, give us a shout and we'll put you up.

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Hello

I'm very sad that you didn't find a mummy for you to have a baby with. I was so looking forward to seeing you give birth and then balancing the placenta on your chin

I've decided that I'm going to stop being mean to you on HoP because I think you maybe think I'm being serious when I say all that sh!t and I can't have ickle Steve feeling all picked upon.

So to that ends I'm posting this



Thank you for your part in making my weekend fantabulous!



Skully

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
We love you Steve

Getting to the other side

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
twas loverly to meet you this weekend mr 2bags

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Amazing as always... was great to see you again! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Hey sweetie

Just popped by to say thank you again for the lift to uberpoi, and being a part of my fantastic weekend.

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Can't believe I missed the Asda trolley goodness!!

Take it easy, dude!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
great to meet you dude
u shood definitely come to my party
i have some people for you to out balance.
try a teaspoon on your chin

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

Posted: 27th Jul 2005
Hi

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

Posted: 27th Jul 2005

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Posted: 30th Jul 2005
2! B.A.G.S




2BAGS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


:waves pom poms:


let me assure you there will be a video soon

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

Posted: 1st Aug 2005
Yay....... It's 2..... B A G S

Was lovin the pom poms!

See ya at the weekend!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 1st Aug 2005
eek, haven't posted in my intro thread for ages. first i have to thank kit and kat for being amazing and putting up with me and letting me stay at their flat which is far too lovely for the likes of me. they made my weekend very enjoyable and if they don't come and visit me in england i'll cry.

skully: he he. skully i'm not convinced that you've ever actually posted anything about me that was directly mean so i'm not sure how you're going to stop. how about you post a few really mean things, so that you can then stop posting mean things . and i was also very sad about the whole not giving birth. i think it was 'cos my tent wasn't adequately sign-posted, so the potential mothers didn't know where they should form the line. i'm going to make some neon signs and put them all over the campsite at play directing people to my tent. actually, forget that. there's already someone giving birth on the main stage at play, so perhaps i'll save it for falmouth 5.

firepoise: did i tell you that you almost made me crash on the way back from uberpoi? i was driving along and day dreaming, when i had a flashback to you doing that hip thing while spinning poi . i was so distracted i almost drove into an oncoming vehicle. mand was sitting next to me at the time and didn't seem overly impressed, so i think you should apologise to her.

star: was lovely to meet you, your tattoos and your hair. you coming to play?

vixen: good to see you as always. must make it up to oxford sometime soon to cook for you. why didn't i we meet before i moved, dammit?

mand: hey, how did getting into america and the filming go? was a great weekend and i really enjoyed meeting and chatting with you. i can only apologise for the fact that you experienced my driving. if you ever fancy an argument on numbers poi you know where to find me .

loves the circus: you bring the trolley, i'll bring the chin.

jp sir yoni: when and where is your party? i can't balance a teaspoon on my chin but i can balance one on my nose. i'm always keen to meet people who have little better to do with their time then put things on their face .

roarfire: hi.

pink: pink, pink, pink, pink, pink. miss you.

tao star: glad to see you've been practicing the cheering, but have you come up with any slightly more involved cheers yet? it would be nice if they mentioned my nose. apart from that go wild.

helz bellz: keep meaning to phone you then getting waylaid by other things. will definately phone tomorrow.

yee gods. look at all those hugs. how nauseating. anyone reading this who hasn't met me i assure you that i'm a lot less pleasant in person (some people even say "obnoxious").

Posted: 1st Aug 2005


That's for nearly killing Mand.

Hmpf. Continue with that sort of behaviour and I will stop wiggling entirely. And blame you.



Looking forward to seeing you again soon

Getting to the other side

Posted: 2nd Aug 2005

Written by: 2bags

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firepoise: did i tell you that you almost made me crash on the way back from uberpoi? i was driving along and day dreaming, when i had a flashback to you doing that hip thing while spinning poi . i was so distracted i almost drove into an oncoming vehicle. mand was sitting next to me at the time and didn't seem overly impressed, so i think you should apologise to her.

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Yes, yes... and yes!
It was scary!

But apart from that, your driving was pretty good.
I think we did well navigating round Edinburgh together.

And Clare... don't you dare stop that wiggling!!!

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

Posted: 2nd Aug 2005
2Bags I can't be mean to you now. I public announced I wouldn't........ how about I abuse you in PM's instead? Or does that defeat the purpose......I need more sleep..... I feel pointless rambling coming on........and you wouldn't want that in here....... it would make a mess of the carpet........ thats if you have any carpet....... if you do what colour is it?...... I'm betting on swirly purple and orange in a bad 1960's trippy drugs stylie..... I might be wrong though and in secret you might be one of those Beige loving people.....blegh....*shivers* I hope not..... the thought of you sat in a beige leather arm chair in a minimalistic beige sitting room with a beige dressing gown on somehow scares the crap out of me!..... I have post it notes all over my 'to do' wall and have no will power or energy to make any of them happen..... I need a kick in the pants and a Caffine IV drip...... would you have one to spare by any chance....... Minty will won't he..... he is a nurse.... I'm sure he has access to more hard core 'wake me up a gogo' drugs.... maybe I should nag him...... or you could just come over and do all the things on the 'to do' wall......... Hey and don't trying to make Clare stop wiggling........ she is soooooo damn gorgeous when she wiggles..... thats not to say she isn't gorgeous when she doesn't because she quite plainly is!...... I hope that George won't be giving birth on the main stage at Play....... think how traumatized poor baby belly bump will be if the first thing he sees is a bunch of smelly dirty field dwelling hippy spinners grinning at him....... it might turn him to the dark side...... he might become a bank manager .......I think I might join Tao's cheerleader group........ then I can leap about shouting all the time for good reason........ the post man just stuck a letter through my mail box addressed to the lady before the last lady that owned this house.......she's been dead 20 years....... who do I forward it onto?...... I think it maybe time for breakfast..... that or I forgot to eat lunch....... no wait its only 10 am..... breakfast it is then....... what to have..... hmmm..... um......... I need to go shopping...... thats on the 'to do' wall........ damn....... I have blue cheese........ Quorn salami......... jam........ honey....... corn thins crackers...... yum...... breakfast...... Oooooo and CHOCOLATE!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 2nd Aug 2005


Crazy woman

Getting to the other side

Posted: 2nd Aug 2005
no worries man!

We shall chat for sure this weekend. Can't wait to see Pyroflow do their thang!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 3rd Aug 2005

Written by: 2bags

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first i have to thank kit and kat for being amazing and putting up with me and letting me stay at their flat which is far too lovely for the likes of me. they made my weekend very enjoyable and if they don't come and visit me in england i'll cry.

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I have to contradict you. There was no "putting up with you" it was an absolute pleasure to have you stay. You thoroughly entertained us, even if you did try and plot to kill me! As for the coming to visit in England, I'm planning on at some point before next year doing a "visit all the people in the south of the country" trip, so I'll be sure to include you. (I even looked up where you live on a map). But you'll be at play, yes?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

Posted: 3rd Aug 2005
u can see when my party is in the events bit now 2bags
be very cool if u can make it and bring lots of your fans with u

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

Posted: 3rd Aug 2005

Written by: 2bags

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star: was lovely to meet you, your tattoos and your hair. you coming to play?

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ideedily i will be at play I'm looking forward to seeing some more balancing goodness from you seeing as i missed your trolley antics at asda!

Posted: 3rd Aug 2005

Written by: 2bags

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yee gods. look at all those hugs. how nauseating. anyone reading this who hasn't met me i assure you that i'm a lot less pleasant in person (some people even say "obnoxious").

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I'll second that.

Meh

Posted: 8th Aug 2005
The legend of 2bags lives on in Edinburgh. The photos of a crazed man with blue hair lying on his back doing a three point weave in both hands and each set of toes... incredible. I have pawned them for large amounts of cash.

xoxoxoxo

Imogen

Posted: 12th Aug 2005
SinJax found this
https://www.2bags.com/

I never knew you were so talented, bagbags

"Take that, math!"

Posted: 12th Aug 2005
Hey 2 hip 2 bags

How goes it? You all sorted for Play?
Lovely to spend time with ya at BGG.

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

Posted: 13th Aug 2005
eeeeeek! popular bloke!! thanks for being patient and carrying our stilts after fishseeks summer, next time we will plot you in as a character and you can get properly kitted out if you will have us!!!. will be cool x

Jelly

Posted: 22nd Aug 2005
super lovely to see you again 2bags
i was very impressed by your balancing antics and fantastic juggling. can't wait to see the vid!

Posted: 22nd Aug 2005
2 am next meet...... baby making time!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Posted: 22nd Aug 2005
you are fantastic like sliced bread