Forums > Events, Performances and Gatherings > Big fat toast party - Part 2, Bloody Valentines Day Massacre
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845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
The Guildford house of Toast, is holding a "Sloppy seconds valentines day massacre" on the 17th of February. Once again all welcome...
Lots of love Burnt Toast xxx
EDITED_BY: Parafinfairy (1170606074)
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Great stuff Toasties! I had a good time just reading about it!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
The Vodka is on it's way back this weekend Garthy. The Metal room was taken care of by Johnny and a Mate of mine Jim, I must say when I saw then both in one room togther I kinda knew it would only be a matter of time before MP3's were plugged in and the dulcite tones of Lamb of God, Arch Enemy and other such bands were playing!
The Cranberry juice on the other hand may not make it back as the last I saw of it was Lexi pouncing on it screaming 'no more rotten vagina for me' and heading to her bed room! I ain't going in there to get it back!!!
If Lex forgets the Coat I'll try and remember it.... What does it look like and I'll have a hunt.
See ya'll soon.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
That is not what I said just to clarify fatty. I think it went more along the lines of 'sweet that will sort me out'. Hmm I was kind of talking about the hangover
Anyway I've found a pair of fingerless gloves with grip on them. Smell of parafin. Blokes - too big for me which is a shame. I'm betting they belong to 2bags but I could be wrong.
Thanks for coming everyone, was a lovely party
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
She....... WAS'NT talking about a hangover....
Trust me, my sense of smell is pretty good!!!
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
He's just upset because i got there before him.....
His man gash is truly in need of some spring cleaning!!!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
3 posts
well isnt this just a precious little place...
for those who attended or are nosey - photos:
https://ikigeg.ildesigns.co.uk/nightmareb4xmas
and thanks to those who did show
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
We REALLY must keep lex away from the Camera if toast are to ever make it to the public eye!!!!
Mwah.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
We need to keep YOU away from cameras and the public eye, full stop
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
thanks for the photos - looks like it was a righteous evening
these ones make me feel like i should have been there the most:
https://ikigeg.ildesigns.co.uk/nightmareb4xmas/pages/DSCF1666.htm
https://ikigeg.ildesigns.co.uk/nightmareb4xmas/pages/PB180063.htm
https://ikigeg.ildesigns.co.uk/nightmareb4xmas/pages/PB190124.htm
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
Good choices Cole, but whats really great, is this short video of 2bags trying to flip a small pot of milk thats balanced on his chin over, and catch the milk in his mouth.
https://ikigeg.ildesigns.co.uk/nightmareb4xmas/pages/PB190139.htm
He is a silly boy and when good lookin' ladies ask him to do silly things he becomes even sillier.
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
3 posts
lovely boy, but ultimately one of the funniest things i have seen
what made it better was the cleaner stood in the background after making everything shiny, then watching milk spray all over his hard efforts... at which point he promptly left :P
later that same day we also had the pleasure of watching him put a safety pin through his arm "it's making my arm shake" then attempt to spin some poi... not the blazing success it should have been :P but a valiant effort no less
moo
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
what the 
?!! even peachi was there... i don't think you impressed on me quite how good your party was going to be otherwise i might have cancelled brighton all together.... you're such a bunch of c*nts.... 
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
excellent. good work Steve.
uh, my jacket is a light blue skijacket with £8602.27 in one of the pockets. I'm pretty sure that's how much there was, so, like, if the money's not there I'm gonna come round and reclaim all of your belongings, and your dignity.
nice legs Keith.
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
3 posts
good luck finding anything in our house worth more than a combined 26p... but having said that help yourself!
wandering dingo
167 posts
Location: Aussie in London, Australia
Damn I missed it!
Must check in here more often to see what is going on!! Only three things are certain: Death, Taxes, and that England will not win back the Ashes in this lifetime.
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Chris....... AAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHhahahahahahaha
AHHHH HAHA HA HA HA....
Oh dear.... What did you miss.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
i dunno but i'm sure you'll tell me all about it you
... It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
looks like fun guys! Keith you know I would have loved to have come but I had my own debauchery to take care of down in Cornwall.The cornish police don't like my impression of a bull it turned out
I'll explain another time!So you gonna arraonge another aprty around christmas then? say 23rd?
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
aww lexy we miss you! you should come back and have a toast party here... toast is good.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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