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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Hi and
to HoP!Have a look at the sticky thread with the intro template on it... Its always a good idea to tell us a little about yorself as well, so we can forget it almost as quickly, speaking for myself, that is...
Oh, and theyre at the bottom of your garden.
Amongst the birds and the bees...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Thought it was you just from the name hehe
Hows ya doing chick?
tell them about you using [Old link] template or they'll have your guts for garters lol
She's a highlander
Freedom!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Not sure where the fairies are at right now. But, well, I did once take this photo:
Non-Https Image Link
If that's any help?
Meh
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Written by: Flashpoint
Oh, and theyre at the bottom of your garden.
Amongst the birds and the bees...
A little lot of happy people....
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Have a look around the intro threads...there are a few fairies flitting and flying around here
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
hey and welcome to hop
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
welcome to HOP! Theyre here, the fairies are here! 
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
chelle! eeeeeey!
were not mistaking fairies for peas here are we?
xxxxx
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Not just ANY peas...
Neville Chamberlain said it best :
"...and we shall have peas in our time"
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
very true...most probably my favourite peas in the world...apart from those crazy mushy peas...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Those peas eh? They're always at work, undermining the foundations of civilisation, along with the fish and the chips.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Peas? Fish? Chips? Is this what's been going on?! And here I was, thinking about those damn midges. Or was that midgets? Oh....my world has been turned upside down by these revelations. Where are those damn peas guys?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oh and thanks guys - I feel as welcome here as I did that time....erm, you know.......
Oh, Cantus - that picture is wicked!!! I checked my garden and found loads of fairies - they had been hiding from the rain!!!! I'll post some pictures soon!!!!! Love and hugs to all..........
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
the peas can be found lurking under the mushroom bed.... thats all they eat you know.....mushrooms.....
and when they get in cahoots with the chips and the fish...especially the haddock..nasty creatures those haddocks... they go against the gravy and the mayo man.....how can you go against the mayo...??and then theres the high mayor who is powerless to stop them....
chelle come out tonight? i was going to go pub but pub is too costly for me...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I'm there little Miss. Let us play with the fairies. Oh, and we could try and take over the empire of peas. Awesome.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
whoa.....thats a crazy task you set for us there.... we'll need plenty of forks....giant forks....or a giant freezer perhaps?
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
The freezer may be a problem, but I think we could maybe get the forks. Are there not trolls under the bridge? We could ask them for some help........
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Don't mention trolls!
You'll wake him up.Then he'll be in here, with the lumbering and the drooling and the horror incarnate
*hides*
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
it's OK though, I've got my magic wand. I'll stick it up his nose. We just have to distract him first.... "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
If you don't have a wand, just point behind him and go 'Oooh! Shiny unoccupied bridge!' Scarper when he turns around...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Sounds like a plan!! I live in a town with many bridges. It could be fool (or troll) proof. good thinking my friend!! Any thoughts on how to take over the peas? You seem to be a person who might know things.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
In a clandestine manner, infiltrate garden mint into their numbers, they'll be nice and cool then...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
ah i didnt even think about the mint!!
you sir are a master of knowledge....
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
My thoughts exactly. And so, now to the fish.......
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Dont try for the fish, you'll just get battered.
Sorry.
You have to get a plastic bag to defeat the fish, Either that or flush them down the toilet.
And trolls... Dont even try to defeat the troll...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Stop mentioning him!!
Meh
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hehe indeed the fairies are around...
heya! welcome to hop!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I have a magic blanket. it is cream with a teddy bear on it. it keeps me warm and hides my maltesers from the troll...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
ah but you've told the secret now tink, the troll may not be able to find them but we will!! *plots evil maltesers stealing scam*
plastic bags..... isnt that a little harsh even for fish? perhaps skewers are the solution?
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Skewers?! Who said anything about torturing them? That seems a little evil - even for you little miss!!! *backs off slowly*
Can we get them with marshmallows? Noone can resist marshmallows. Or perhaps some of Tink's maltesers (yum yum). I think they might even come quietly if we offer them that.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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