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TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
Well hello there,

Apparently this is an attempt at an introduction to myself. I'll just have to try my best.

As i'm already lost i think ill use the noobie template...



Name: Freya



Location: Horsham or at uni in Norwich



Hometown: Horsham (west Sussex)



DOB: 28th April 1986



Age: 20



Sex: female, its too easy to say 'yersss please' (but i did in a way though, didn't i?) biggrin



Occupation(s): Student / Barmaid / Lifeguard



Favorite Food(s): Random I know but it has to be sweetcorn!!!! or Scotch eggs. God help my tastebuds. ubbangel



Favorite Color(s): Blue, turquoise, teal. anything on that end of the spectrum really.



Toys: hehehe, erm...ahem...my piglet sock poi, obviously. redface



Hobbies other than the obvious: I act as a casualty for unsuspecting D of E'ers on long rainy hikes. OOh and i do like tennis, if only for the strawberries and cream.



Education: Im an annoying bum of a student. Currently 'studying' all things sciency at the University of East Anglia



Favorite Book(s): Anything from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Douglas Adams' Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy, Anne McCaffrey's 'Pern' Series or occasional Robert Rankins.



Favorite Movie(s): Gotta be labyrinth, David Bowie, mullets, crotch shots, puppets, and contact juggling...need i say more?or Braindead because i saw it once when i was young and thought it hilarious!! I also like the big lebowski and Napoleon dynamite.



Favorite TV show(s): Baaa Baaa its 'Lost' m'afraid, python stuff, spongebob! oh and The Mighty Boosh.



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Weeeel, my paddy says 'be what you want to be', and my mum is always going on about 'you are what u eat', so i figure if i eat an octopuss ill be able to handle all of eight poi. i can live with the slime and suckers. Besides, they are pretty good contortionists, ill just go join a circus. Thats me made for life. Where's the sushi?

in reality my dream job would involve working for the national geographic.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Dire Straits, classic.



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Raspberry ripple, mmmmMMMmmmm!



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) NUTELLA!!!! there have been many wars waged over this in the course of history. its an age old debate. Marmite is gross and, in my opinion vegemite isn't even a major contender.



Freya

xxx



p.s I'm not happy! (oooooOOOooooo) I've noticed on some other posts people mentioning 'the game', i had managed not loosing the game for months, and i'm mildly comforted by the fact that you have now lost it too! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! how widespread is 'the game' anyway? i hadn't been expecting to find it here, but then, if i had, i'd have lost it all the same... rolleyes



phew, that was long..well done me.

well, ill be off posting now. glad to meet you all

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hehe well i cant use anymore spells or ill be drained and wont be able to move but your welcome

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
So if you keep casting you wont be able to move? or talk?? That could be useful... keep casting wink

Freya, you ho, I "think" I love you tongue

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey i have my own will to cast so dont even think about it *glares at asena*

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*yawn*

Oh, was that glare supposed to be scary...

*pretends to be afraid* wink

Freya, why haven't you answered you PM... dont make me call you!! Which I was going to do tomorrow regardless... but still...

ubblove you!!

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*casts a tiny spell that zaps asena* that wont effect me and i can use tonnes of them *zaps asena some more* hehe

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Were you a Play by any chance miss FreyaJ?

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
yep! i was quiet most of the time though. ubblol

you were trying to distract me from your staffing skills by talking... i still think you are very good at staff though ubblol

matty i ubblove you too!!! hug hug PM answered.

ooh, i want to learn how to zap people. that could be fun!

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
(seemingly from no where a voice appears)
Hello?

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
Hello! biggrin

dont mind the damp! DA turned my thread in to a cloud ubblol

but then...you are probably already damp. what with being locked in a drippy chimney wink

tea anyone?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
You said the magic word! milk and two please! biggrin

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
the kettle just boiled....

ill get right on pouring


Non-Https Image Link

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek is that your reflection freya?

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
why? is there a problem? umm

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
noooo, it's kinda sexy! ubblol

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
ubblol that actually made me chuckle.

i do try, i like the way im all squished...all legs. biggrin

i always wanted to be leggy. i gust guess ill have to carry the kettle with me in future....and go NAKED!!!

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
do it! i dare you! take it to fal with you!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
i may just do that. redface ubblol


naked sundays are the best, at least i get to have a cup of tea and be naked biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
NAKED SUNDAYS!!

Post 200!!

NAKED SUNDAYS!!

SHES NAKED!!

But dont worry, its only radio smile

monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
so now in my car it's going to be a pimp, a gimp, and a naked chick with a kettle in her lap.

definitely sounds like the start of a joke ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
 Written by: FreyaJ



but then...you are probably already damp. what with being locked in a drippy chimney wink







What do you mean locked in a chimney? he said in a still rather muffled voice seemingly coming from nowhere. That might explain the darkness and the fact I can't find the door and the smell of burnt wood...





...PIGEON!!!

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


misscorinthianSILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Drippy chimneys....eeeeeww!

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hehe well now that i have read all that

FreyaJ; zapping spell is my personnaly favouritew thing but if your nice ill teach you.....comes in handy for runts tongue

asena; *a new pair of jeans were the burn holes are from the zaps* im sorry redface

Len; omg your here!!! yay!!! hug hug hug hug hug

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


misscorinthianSILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Devilsarmy



asena; *a new pair of jeans were the burn holes are from the zaps*



I read that as bum holes. Get him some of those instead, he'd like that.

Yes I am here! I usually am. I just don't say nuffin wink hug

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hehe naaa he needs new jeans i zapped him numeraous times

i know but id like you to start saying stuff because it seems like your gone.....i thik i need an english tutor... my english result came in ..... E ...

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Uh, well everytime I try, you jump down my throat.... rolleyes

I'll start now I think...

"Numerous"
...

OMG, just the one spelling mistake!.... grammar is a bit rusty though.

Mummy Len, I only want specific bum holes, and my taste is rather random... I don't think you'll be able to find me the right hole frown

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
how about petri?

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh and ps. asena do you think you could be that english tutor im after ubbangel

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
YAY!! MUMMY LEN!!!! hug hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug

matt... random taste in bumholes? ubblol

im confused... did Fyre used to be Petri? confused

noodles... ill throw you in a box of matches and a candle..that might help biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
*waiting for the rest of the joke*
ubblol

[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
 Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


You called?



Yes, yes I did. You have some explaining to do. Starting with why i'm locked in your chimney.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


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