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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
He still smells funny...
He still smells funny...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Sorry
I farted
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1141231811)
Sorry
I farted EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1141231811)
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mmmm sounds lovely, what does it smell like?
Mmmm sounds lovely, what does it smell like?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
hello baby lee, long time no see........ ever hear of the MC skibadee? he's the MC you need to see, a true lyrical master, his rhyms just get faster
hello baby lee, long time no see........ ever hear of the MC skibadee? he's the MC you need to see, a true lyrical master, his rhyms just get faster SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh, hello mum!
Oh, hello mum!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Hey, sexy bambino! Long time no see!
Hey, sexy bambino! Long time no see!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey buddy! I've seen skibadee a couple of times his wicked! Got loads of tapes with him on. Det is my favourot Mc though, He rules!!
Hey buddy! I've seen skibadee a couple of times his wicked! Got loads of tapes with him on. Det is my favourot Mc though, He rules!!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
we rock
Written by: blu_valley
Oh, hello mum!
we rock Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey doc!! How have you been? More then good I hope!
Written by: Doc Lightning
Hey, sexy bambino! Long time no see!
Hey doc!!
How have you been? More then good I hope! Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
"cute voice*
Oh no! I'ts raining again..........Oooooh noooo!
Eggs..............
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1141654799)
"cute voice*
Oh no! I'ts raining again..........Oooooh noooo!
Eggs..............
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1141654799)
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
i seen skibadee a few times too, also MC odessey....... my favorite is MC viper
Written by: crazybambino
Hey buddy! I've seen skibadee a couple of times his wicked! Got loads of tapes with him on. Det is my favourot Mc though, He rules!!
i seen skibadee a few times too, also MC odessey....... my favorite is MC viper
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I’ve never herd of Viper but I’m sure his good...not as good as Det of coarse.
I’ve never herd of Viper but I’m sure his good...not as good as Det of coarse.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Of coarse. wuvs you baby wee *giggle*
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Of coarse. wuvs you baby wee *giggle*
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"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
I have a fart in a bag. anyone wanna sample it?
I have a fart in a bag. anyone wanna sample it?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*runs out screaming and flailing arms*
NO, NOT AGAIN...NO MORE FARTS ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
*runs out screaming and flailing arms*
NO, NOT AGAIN...NO MORE FARTS ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
* puts gas mask on incase*
ooooooo i look like darth vader now
* puts gas mask on incase*
ooooooo i look like darth vader now
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Normally Twink I would jump at the chance however, I've been sniffing farts all night......yes that’s right I did stay at Blus house last night
Ok they were mostly mine but I didn't know we were keeping count.
Written by: TinklePants
I have a fart in a bag. anyone wanna sample it?
Normally Twink I would jump at the chance however, I've been sniffing farts all night......yes that’s right I did stay at Blus house last night
Ok they were mostly mine but I didn't know we were keeping count.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I am your father
Stinky baby lee
Car
Where is it?
I am your father
Stinky baby lee
Car
Where is it?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
Nnooooooo you are not my father!!!!
(your my owner ) 
Written by: blu_valley
I am your father
Nnooooooo you are not my father!!!!
(your my owner
) SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
It said something about your mum and some ky. Told me that you would understand.
Written by: blu_valley
Car
Where is it?
It said something about your mum and some ky. Told me that you would understand.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I always get those two confused
Written by: raveheadWritten by: blu_valley
I am your father
Nnooooooo you are not my father!!!!
(your my owner
I always get those two confused "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
What you mean you are my owner!!
What you mean you are my owner!!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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veteran
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Location: United Kingdom
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't own ANYBODY
(I am happily owned by my baba Yoni )
I WANT TO OWN SOMEONE
Will pay with cutie-ness from Dominic
And smart ass remarks.
Grumble
I don't own ANYBODY
(I am happily owned by my baba Yoni )I WANT TO OWN SOMEONE
Will pay with cutie-ness from Dominic
And smart ass remarks.
Grumble
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I would babe, but I'm forever Lois’s bitch. Something I'm strangely comfortable with though. Hmmm why is that?....why is that?......can I help you?
I would babe, but I'm forever Lois’s bitch. Something I'm strangely comfortable with though. Hmmm why is that?....why is that?......can I help you?
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Who is Lois and why are you her bitch?
You're MY bitch.
I KILL her! *grabs large spoon and goes out to hunt*
(Why use a spoon? Because it hurts more )
Who is Lois and why are you her bitch?
You're MY bitch.
I KILL her! *grabs large spoon and goes out to hunt*
(Why use a spoon? Because it hurts more
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*enters thread covered in body armour and takes Doc's spoon for her yoghurt*
Im Lois!!!! But dont worry doc, at the end of the day, he still likes boys, I just feed him and make him wash
Marie- You have a Dom, you win!!!
*enters thread covered in body armour and takes Doc's spoon for her yoghurt*
Im Lois!!!! But dont worry doc, at the end of the day, he still likes boys, I just feed him and make him wash
Marie- You have a Dom, you win!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
No one talks about my wife like that! She is my ray of light.
*grabs chainsaw*
Your spoon may hurt more but I’ve got a funny feeling I will win
Written by: Doc Lightning
Who is Lois and why are you her bitch?
You're MY bitch.
I KILL her! *grabs large spoon and goes out to hunt*
(Why use a spoon? Because it hurts more
No one talks about my wife like that! She is my ray of light.
*grabs chainsaw*
Your spoon may hurt more but I’ve got a funny feeling I will win
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
now now boys, play nice!
now now boys, play nice!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
You should be flatted that two guys, may I add really good looking guys are going to fight it out to the death over you. One welding a spoon one with a chainsaw. Sit down grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. There may be a few changes in the program and to continue viewing call 0800 69 69 69 and remember after the free preview the action gets really hardcore
You should be flatted that two guys, may I add really good looking guys
are going to fight it out to the death over you. One welding a spoon one with a chainsaw. Sit down grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. There may be a few changes in the program and to continue viewing call 0800 69 69 69 and remember after the free preview the action gets really hardcore Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Umm, I vote we get crumpets and tea instead.
Umm, I vote we get crumpets and tea instead.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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