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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
Sooooo Hiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Matt, living in the south of england... hopin between Hertfordshire Uni (term time obvioussssly) and west sussex the rest of the time!
Been spinning since August, gone poi crazy now. I joined this site a month or so ago i think, but only just really got into it all so thought i better say hey toooo all! Got me some annoying poi with tails, some sock poi and 2 pairs of fire poiii (lovin my monkey fists). Oh and a couple of bird feeders for my wire wool!
Um, I'm one of those layabout sponge off the state students ppl hear about a lot. Dont have a proper job, just wateva work boots gives me. Anyway, think irambled tooo much now! oooh b4 i forget, i'm 19, um Male obviously (missing the basics lol) and and and my interests other than poi, i dunno, xbox live (halo 2 stylee) cycling um, Karate um um.... that kinda thing. Anyway! Ciao!!
EDITED_BY: Asena (1148133657)
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
ye, or we could be bashing that in the what has happened to HoP convo toooo
Its so much more discussion than chat, but meh, i cant be bothered to keep up in there anymore lol, people post too often.
ye, or we could be bashing that in the what has happened to HoP convo toooo
Its so much more discussion than chat, but meh, i cant be bothered to keep up in there anymore lol, people post too often.
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
EXCUSE ME!! MOVE ASIDE PLEASE!!!
This is an emergency- I need to resuscitate this thread.......quick...start cpr....!!.....gah! where's DA with her lollies and cushions........
EXCUSE ME!! MOVE ASIDE PLEASE!!!
This is an emergency- I need to resuscitate this thread.......quick...start cpr....!!.....gah! where's DA with her lollies and cushions........
XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ye, a first aid kid should be full of lollies len...
And who needs a paramedic and ambulance when you can have an Ice cream van
Ye, a first aid kid should be full of lollies len...
And who needs a paramedic and ambulance when you can have an Ice cream van
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*does "the pose"*
Paramedics? dont get me started...
EDITED_BY: say_cheese (1140034429)
*does "the pose"*
Paramedics? dont get me started...
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1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
matt you wouldnt complain if the paramedics that were giving you first aid were young, male cute and wearing fairly tight fitting suits would you?
matt you wouldnt complain if the paramedics that were giving you first aid were young, male cute and wearing fairly tight fitting suits would you?
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Complain? hell no, I'm tempted to hurt myself just to get that kind of first aid
Any suggestions? Jumping from a big building? setting myself alight? please, help me!
Complain? hell no, I'm tempted to hurt myself just to get that kind of first aid
Any suggestions? Jumping from a big building? setting myself alight? please, help me!
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
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Posted:
Get yourself hit by a car. XD
Get yourself hit by a car. XD
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
I know that I wouldn't complain!
Written by: steaks
matt you wouldnt complain if the paramedics that were giving you first aid were young, male cute and wearing fairly tight fitting suits would you?
I know that I wouldn't complain!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh don't start this one again, people got in a moody with me about it last time
Anyways Matt- thread successfully resuscitated methinks, pat on back for Manish.
Oh don't start this one again, people got in a moody with me about it last time
Anyways Matt- thread successfully resuscitated methinks, pat on back for Manish.
XLenX
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
Matt you dont want to seriouly injure yourself, trust me im talking from experience, the pitfalls out way the possatives by about 8-1.
*lolli for Len*
Matt you dont want to seriouly injure yourself, trust me im talking from experience, the pitfalls out way the possatives by about 8-1.
*lolli for Len*
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
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Posted:
*giggle* I knew this subject sounded familiar.
*giggle* I knew this subject sounded familiar.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
oooh wat experience steaks? you try to get yourself hurt to see cute paramedics too?
lennnnnn i cant wait to see you in like just over a week! wooooo!
Has anyone ever heard of that "persistant sexual arousal syndrome"? Theres a documentary on channel 5 (english TV, sorry gidg
) about it, soooooooo funny. This woman just has to see a washing machine spin and she orgasms .... unless she 'controls' it.... which she said is basically leaving the room very quickly... haha
oooh wat experience steaks? you try to get yourself hurt to see cute paramedics too?
lennnnnn i cant wait to see you in like just over a week! wooooo!
Has anyone ever heard of that "persistant sexual arousal syndrome"? Theres a documentary on channel 5 (english TV, sorry gidg
) about it, soooooooo funny. This woman just has to see a washing machine spin and she orgasms .... unless she 'controls' it.... which she said is basically leaving the room very quickly... haha BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Asena ... What would EVER give you the idea that I would be interested in the subject?
Asena ... What would EVER give you the idea that I would be interested in the subject?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I didnt think I would be interested, oh but its such funny viewing.
Plus I know you are just a lil bit curious!
I didnt think I would be interested, oh but its such funny viewing.
Plus I know you are just a lil bit curious!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Let me put this in words that you will understand ... 
.....
(one of these days my sense of humor is going to get me in trouble)
Let me put this in words that you will understand ... ..... (one of these days my sense of humor is going to get me in trouble)
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
big trouble!
big trouble!
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
I read a magazine article about the arousal thing. This woman was saying how it got to the point where even if she sneezed she...y'no..she said it was ruining her life. I was like......uh yeah, poooooor old you....!
I read a magazine article about the arousal thing. This woman was saying how it got to the point where even if she sneezed she...y'no..she said it was ruining her life. I was like......uh yeah, poooooor old you....!
XLenX
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Posted:
I didn't see the show (channel 5, come on peeps) but i have heard about the syndrome, thats what inspired the "i think i've just come!" sketch on the fast show.
and matt i had a car crash that almost killed me dec 04, but was rescued by 2 of the sexyest paramedics ive ever seen, and on a ward with some darling nurses
I didn't see the show (channel 5, come on peeps) but i have heard about the syndrome, thats what inspired the "i think i've just come!" sketch on the fast show.
and matt i had a car crash that almost killed me dec 04, but was rescued by 2 of the sexyest paramedics ive ever seen, and on a ward with some darling nurses
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Brown
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Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
you must be mistaken......fit paramedics, especilly in london.....dont think so!
you must be mistaken......fit paramedics, especilly in london.....dont think so!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Lol ye... its the sexy irish nurses I like! SHTATE OF YOU!!
So ye, just been in edinburgh, I'm soooooooooo tired!! Good weekend tho
Steaks, that doenst sound like fun!!
Len, you sound jealous! I get to see you in less than a week! WHAT SHALL I WEAR!?
Lol ye... its the sexy irish nurses I like! SHTATE OF YOU!!
So ye, just been in edinburgh, I'm soooooooooo tired!! Good weekend tho
Steaks, that doenst sound like fun!!
Len, you sound jealous! I get to see you in less than a week! WHAT SHALL I WEAR!?
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oh believe me I have no reason to be jealous
What the heck do I wear??....all me beloved jeans are too tight now
Oh believe me I have no reason to be jealous
What the heck do I wear??....all me beloved jeans are too tight now XLenX
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I buy my jeans to tight, to show off my lovely buttocks
I'll show you on saturday
I buy my jeans to tight, to show off my lovely buttocks
I'll show you on saturday
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooer! I buy mine tight too...which is why they won't accommodate the 8 pounds I have gained so far. How big is your arse? Maybe I could borrow yours..........
Ooer! I buy mine tight too...which is why they won't accommodate the 8 pounds I have gained so far. How big is your arse? Maybe I could borrow yours..........
XLenX
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Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Posted:
you guys
you guys
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooooh you know I hate it when you roll your eyes!!
My ass or my arse?
My ass is called pete, and he is only small...
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My arse is...well... can be compared to this...
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.... Hug anyone? 
Ooooh you know I hate it when you roll your eyes!!
My ass or my arse?
My ass is called pete, and he is only small...
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My arse is...well... can be compared to this...
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.... Hug anyone? Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Location: in the trees
Posted:
an apple??
an apple??
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
former manc tour guide
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Posted:
who said i lived (or had my crash) in London?
in manchester we have attractive medial profesionals at all levels, espiaclly in the university hospitals 
And Rave, I think that is supposed to be a peach, even though it looks strikingly like an apple
Written by: say_cheese
you must be mistaken......fit paramedics, especilly in london.....dont think so!
who said i lived (or had my crash) in London?
in manchester we have attractive medial profesionals at all levels, espiaclly in the university hospitals
And Rave, I think that is supposed to be a peach, even though it looks strikingly like an apple
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
you'd be correct...
i didnt have time to sit and find an amazing pic, so I settled for that one...
O i think manish was getting at the fact we live with three paras who work for london ambulance service... but who knows?!
you'd be correct...
i didnt have time to sit and find an amazing pic, so I settled for that one...
O i think manish was getting at the fact we live with three paras who work for london ambulance service... but who knows?!
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
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Posted:
that one sounds quite plausable
that one sounds quite plausable
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Brown
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Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
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Posted:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss
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