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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...



Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)



Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway

wave ubbrollsmile wave



(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)



Name: Dave Chu



Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire



Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire



DOB: 1st January 1980



Age: 25



Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')



Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)



Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me



Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity



Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves



Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)



Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....



Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite



Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,



Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Fowl_in_Marinade


Well according to Lee, you're the one to blame for the rumours for trying to 'out-gay' him (good luck! :P)

Plus I think its more of a 'gay-by-association' thing... (I hope it is anyway, what HAVE you been doing boy?)



All i will say is it involved me, glow sticks, a uv cannon and really, really tight clothing wink

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Oh no! You can't leave it at that!!!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK

Posted:
awww poor neon *hug* hug no i cant run for ever so long as i can run longer than your urge to hurt me lasts thats good enough for me tongue

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I have heat-seeking Missiles... biggrin

On an unfortunate note my work place is cracking down on unorthorised internet useage and it'll only be given to certain Login Privileged-people.

So no more HOP-browsing during the day for me! Shame. It's the only thing that gets me through the day at work now... frown

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
Morning. Found this slightly freaky site and thought of you.

I think i'd play too if i had the talent and the time (well maybe i do have the time wink) and really could be arsed...

Meh

mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
Hey hey my lovely acro buddy!

hug

oh and stop flirting with strugz....or i'll fight ya for him! wink

And i warn ya.....i fight dirty! ubblol
linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK

Posted:
that'd be an awsome fight... can i sell tickets? id give you both a cut.....

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Yes as long as i get 60%...i'm in!! tongue
linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
nah 33% each tongue

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mausBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Dude....i fight good....trust me....i have witnesses!!


ubblol
linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK

Posted:
ill tell you what 50 50 if i set it up so you can just pounce dave smile we'll get more money that way as well smile

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mausBRONZE Member
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
60 40....if i win....


30 70 to me if i lose....
linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK

Posted:
ha ha tongue

55 45

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mausBRONZE Member
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
Never....offer as above...take it or leave it dude!
linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
*shrugs and wanders off to find other people to pit in paid fights against each other

hmmm how about FRD against a mirror .....

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mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
dunno....which one is better looking?

I'll put my money on that one! tongue
linden rathenGOLD Member
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Posted:
hee hee

its a tough choice tongue one seems pretty shallow though..

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mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
I dunno...he;s also kinda shiny.... i like that in a guy! tongue
CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted:
I say Will vs Trollface
*giggles*

Meh

linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK

Posted:
what sweaty? ewwww tongue

anyway bed time me things because nat is threatening to phone me tomorrow morning eek

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom

Posted:
mr neon type guy, hast thou seen my gallery? there is a very funny pic of u i photoshopped with a selection of other hoppers. look for - village ppl lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Posted:
Dave i will explain all at the next meet wink

and maus if you are gonna scrap to the death with dave over strugs, i am gonna start a black book of odds on it. we can have it as one of the 'workshops' at the next fal wink ubblol

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
 Written by: maus


Hey hey my lovely acro buddy!

hug

oh and stop flirting with strugz....or i'll fight ya for him! wink

And i warn ya.....i fight dirty! ubblol



DIRTY is my middle name (only a mum knows me well enough even at birth to know what I was gonna grow up like)

So how's this gonna work out then? Any rules? Is this gonna be honourable combat or is it gonna be eye-scratching and hair-pulling?

If you're fighting for something so desperately - you've already lost.... smile

(can I bet on myself?)

Steaks - You have a week to structure this story with dramatic pauses and character arcs....

Cantus - what else do you do that reminds me of you? (quite like that site actually... I'd play if I was talented and can be arsed as well!)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Posted:
A week you say, it will be the grandest, gayest tail of the seven seas, so it will, arrr!! hehe

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linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK

Posted:
shouldnt that be arrrr*sudden raise in pitch*ahhhhhhhh

tongue

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Don't care...



As long as the ship has Jack Sparrow, Will Turner AND Lizzie Bennet-Swann on board I'll be happy...



And Steaks that HAS to be pretty gay with world-wide tales with an abundance of Sea-men...



Maus - you have nothing to worry about as I tend to only flirt with guys I KNOW are gonna turn me down. So I'll LET YOU HAVE him as I'm a nice guy... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Fowl_in_Marinade



Maus - you have nothing to worry about as I tend to only flirt with guys I KNOW are gonna turn me down. So I'll LET YOU HAVE him as I'm a nice guy... biggrin



Dude!!!

I only wanted a fight!
Dammit...i'm gonna have to find someone else now...its only fun if its hard work!! wink ubblol

Thanks for the offer,but i'm gonna have to turn it down this time! ubbloco

**goes off in search of men to fight neon over**

hug biggrin ubbangel
Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
You can fight if you want. But I have to warn ya. I'm VERY picky... ubbrollsmile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
No worries hun...me too! wink

Although i think we're gonna have trouble findig one suitable for the both of us! ubblol
Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Posted:
I'm sure with your track record of organising things you'll find a suitable candidate. Happy hunting!!

**Dials number whilst Maus' back is turned**

(Hello Strugzsy... ubbrollsmile)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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