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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...
Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)
Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway
(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)
Name: Dave Chu
Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire
Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire
DOB: 1st January 1980
Age: 25
Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')
Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)
Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me
Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity
Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)
Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....
Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite
Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,
Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Yay!
you are always welcome to my scones, Dave! 
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Why thank you Jo! Your scones lovely fresh, warm and moist...
You market your own range!
They'll sell like hotcakes. Which is ironic because no-one's bought one of those in weeks...Sym whipping
TESCO cream was a sight to behold... "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Sym whips TESCO cream good
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
sounds fun!you forgot to mention how i was being abused by those idiots who had your phone, they wouldnt leave me alone!
good to see youve been having fun mr!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
For that I'm really sorry! What exactly did they say to you? I really should stop going to London, or at least weld the phone to my person before I set foot off the bus...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom
Daaave!
'twas lovely to have you with us honey! You know you are welcome anytime See you in Edinburgh soooon! yay!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Thank You Sweetie Pixie Pie!
To Answer your Question the next Whirl-Y-Gig is at New Years
The website is www.whirl-y-gig.org.uk/
Yes, see you in Ed!
Skully: No Tongues?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I'm never travelling with you, it sound s like you have bad travel ju-ju.
You poor poor boy!! "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Yeah, next time I'm booking a month or two early and taking the train! Surgically implanting a nano-phone into my cranium and travelling with collapsable staffs...
You won't travel with me, you'll be travelling TO me...
Hope you've had a good birthday this weekend!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Nah..apparently the north is overrated
It was brilliant, thanks.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Got cock?
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*snigger*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*waves*
hello there, long time no talk.. hows everything on your side of the globe?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Dave...you smell like chips... *sniffs the air8 yes, defenitly chips.
:hug;
hope you are well.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
lol @ rouge I like your sense of humour have a cookie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*wanders into thread to accept cookie*
Sees Shaolin's new avatar.
*screams. drops the cookie. and runs out*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Yay! I've finished work early!
NowI have to wait 6 hours for my train that I booked ages ago! 
oh well. Edinburgh here I come! Blu: The North has to be rated in order to be overrated... Smelling like chips? Living and working in a chippy since the age of 8 tends to have that affect!
Rouge: You can run but I just saunter... I will find you in the end...
(btw, I drew it myself... )No thanks to the
. I'm not into sport and have pledged a vow of celibacy... Matt: Can I have a cookie?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Ah...it explains a lot....
I went Northish once, and do you know what happened?? BURMINGHAM..*shudder*, yes.. Burmingham. Play 1 almost wasn't worth it.
*curses* burmingham....
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
no
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'll just have to prevent you from being kissed so you will turn into a pumpkin so i can hollow out your insides and use it for either pumpkin pie or my mum's Pumpkin, Belly Pork and Black bean stew Blu: Birmingham wasn't that bad! I take it you took the train for PLAY 1?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
right....it seems that suddenly the male bird and badminton equipment is being censored!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
So it should, bloody filthy venacular!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
think about how the poor birds and sporting equipment feel!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Blu: Birmingham wasn't that bad! I take it you took the train for PLAY 1?
Worse: I drove up with Mynci
We managed to consume all the food I had brought for the entire weekend sitting in a F****NG Traffic Jam in Burmingham for 5 HOURS!!!! Never again...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Jeez! that's alot of calories!!!
How did you manage to avoid the traffic jams for PLAY 2?
Written by: Rouge Dragon
think about how the poor birds and sporting equipment feel!
I don't really know about how an inanimate piece of sporting equipment feels - I think a bit of torture might be in order...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
oh dear seems I can't be that mean
Here have a bag of triple chocolate cookies , now I expect you to share with your guests . .
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Share?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you're going to torture the sporting equipment?
did someone say triple chocolate cookies!?!??!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Jeez! that's alot of calories!!!
How did you manage to avoid the traffic jams for PLAY 2?
I was doing some training in coventry, so I was in the area anyway
...and I don't really remember the trip home. "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
I had a fantastic time in Edinburgh. Just lots of spinning in indoors spaces and a mile long tunnel. Got caught in the rain whilst on Mushrooms... Which was interesting...
On a bit of comedown because it was my birthday yesterday but I didn't mention it to many people because I had gotten used to not making a big thing of it on New Years and now I wish I did!
It was a bit of a shock coming from a lovely 3 day party to an empty house that I went round to my mate's, got wrecked and watched films until 3am and ended up being 2 hours late for work!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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