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Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...
Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)
Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway
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Name: Dave Chu
Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire
Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire
DOB: 1st January 1980
Age: 25
Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')
Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)
Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me
Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity
Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)
Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....
Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite
Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,
Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!
Howdy Doody Diddly Dandy...
Long time spinner, first time poster. (well...5 months has it been that long?)
Hello all. It's fair to say that I know a few of you in person already but I thought I'd make my presence know in this little secluded corner of the information super-highway
(Revision using Doc Lightning's oh so handy template)
Name: Dave Chu
Location: Leyland, Preston, Lancashire
Hometown: Stoke on Trent, Staffordshire
DOB: 1st January 1980
Age: 25
Sex: (Resists the temptation to type 'Yes Please')
Occupation(s): Newspaper advertisement designer (Official Title 'Grade 4 Mac Operation', despite recently moving the system over to PCs)
Favorite Food(s): Alternating between things that are good for me and everything that is bad for me
Favorite Color(s): Red, Black and anything that evokes serenity
Toys: Don't make me choose between my babies! triple-wick firestaff, globalz (the ones that still work) and the homemade sock poi/gloves
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sketching, doodling, Movies, computer art (mostly 2D drawing)
Education: 2.1 in Media Studies type thing....
Favorite Book(s): 'Lost Souls' and 'Drawing Blood' by Poppy Z Brite
Favorite Movie(s): You ready? Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Mullholland Drive, X-Men & X2, The Exorcist, Chasing Amy, The Believer, Ring, Secretary, Twin Peaks, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vol 1, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stitch, Freeway, Happiness of the Katakuris, Garden State, Mysterious Skin,
Favorite TV show(s): Buffy, Angel, Alias, Firefly, Doctor Who, whatever's on...
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) It's never gonna happen.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Sigur Ros, Bjork, NIN, Cibo Matto, Queen Adreena, Sunna, Scissor Sisters, Miocene, Godspeed You Black Emperor! Daft Punk, Labradford, Stabbing Westward, Portishead, Alec Empire, Bis, Tool, A Perfect Circle, SOAD, Jeff Buckley, Metallica, Madonna (Argh!), Pitchshifter, Monster Magnet, Mirwais, Howie B, Aphex Twin, Mad Capsule Markets, Joni Mitchell, Grand Theft Audio, K's Choice, Rob Zombie, U2, Curve, Allison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Isis, Devin Townsend, Cursive, Rufus Wainwright, Patrick Wolf, Bloc Party, Pendulm
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Ben n Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie and the Full Vermonty
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Nutella..... Chocolate addiction rears its ugly head!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Nat, we don't need to talk about spinning and juggling...
It's kinda like talking about breathing, eating and walking...
Nat, we don't need to talk about spinning and juggling...
It's kinda like talking about breathing, eating and walking...
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Posted:
neon fouled in my marinade
neon fouled in my marinade
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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C'mon girl....
It adds extra 'country' flavour
C'mon girl....
It adds extra 'country' flavour
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Posted:
tastes like chicken
tastes like chicken
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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You forgot the add the marinade dear...
You forgot the add the marinade dear...
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You forgot to add the marinade dear...
You forgot to add the marinade dear...
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Posted:
I like poultry..
I like poultry..
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Posted:
the marinade was too spicy anyway lol
the marinade was too spicy anyway lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Posted:
It was
It was
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Well that's what you get when I add chilli to everything I eat.
Wasabi as well (I once fed a bit of wasabi to a dog who wouldn't stop begging for food...)
Well that's what you get when I add chilli to everything I eat.
Wasabi as well (I once fed a bit of wasabi to a dog who wouldn't stop begging for food...)
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Did the dog go by the name Henry by any chance
Did the dog go by the name Henry by any chance
Colourful but not very bright.
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No 'Baby' (In chinese)
The reaction was priceless. It's okay but it knew never to come to me for food ever again
No 'Baby' (In chinese)
The reaction was priceless. It's okay but it knew never to come to me for food ever again
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slightly mean but I figure that I would of probably done the same . . .
I hope the dog didn't eat to much, I wouldn't want to have clean up after it. . .
slightly mean but I figure that I would of probably done the same . . .
I hope the dog didn't eat to much, I wouldn't want to have clean up after it. . .
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it was VERY mean, considering their heightened senses compared to us...
(sprinkle Wasabi powder around your garden to stop unwanted pets crapping on your lawn!)
Nah, I only gave it a little smidgen on my finger...
it was VERY mean, considering their heightened senses compared to us...
(sprinkle Wasabi powder around your garden to stop unwanted pets crapping on your lawn!)
Nah, I only gave it a little smidgen on my finger...
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Would that trick work on homless people as well, give them a coin smeared with Wasabi?
Just as thought
Would that trick work on homless people as well, give them a coin smeared with Wasabi?
Just as thought
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yea sure...juggling pah
who'd do that at play? pah
yea sure...juggling pah
who'd do that at play? pah back
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pah indeed! I will spend most of my time rubbing your earlobes sam... Just warning you... muahahahaha!
pah indeed! I will spend most of my time rubbing your earlobes sam... Just warning you... muahahahaha!
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Well steaks I'm sure they could use the wasabi like Tigerbalm...
Nat... what body part of mine are you gonna rub...?
(scalp scalp scalp!)
Well steaks I'm sure they could use the wasabi like Tigerbalm...
Nat... what body part of mine are you gonna rub...?
(scalp scalp scalp!)
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heeheehee! Ok, scalp it is then
heeheehee! Ok, scalp it is then
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Ooooh, nice...
While you're up there be careful of Shergar...
Ooooh, nice...
While you're up there be careful of Shergar...
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Shergar?
Shergar?
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Hey buddy! Did you have a good weekend?
Hey buddy! Did you have a good weekend?
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I'm fine. Well, feeling ill and stressed about moving out of the parents place as I can't seem to get my arse into gear and pack as well as tidy my landfill of a room...
Enough of the pumping! I'd prefer to pump him for chocolate...
Had two bloody weird dreams in the space of a day so as well as posting this on the 'What HOPpers did you dream about thread I wanna keep this in my HOP diary too...
**DREAM #1**
I had a weird dream about the next Falmouth Meet this afternoon during a nap...
I dream that the Gwithian Camp Site was actually Jo Rhymes' mum's house which has been renovated since Falmouth 5. The Campsite was now an enclosed garden with fences. All The grass had been replaced by concrete slabs and a giant frog pond with a gazebo in the middle of the garden. People were arriving in dribs and drabs (I was careful not to step on any frogs/tadpoles). Some people were lucky enough to get rooms in the old but huge, well furnished house. There were some tents pitched up inside the parimeter of the garden fence. Mr Chutney was getting his room ready. There were dogs walking freely around the place (I think they were guard dogs)Bovril Monkey had just arrived and there werea few others milling about. I think we were trying to get a BBQ going and I was asked by another HOPper in her 50s whether or not I had remembered to bring the eggs this time, if not we'll pop over to Tescos/Co-Op.
Oh yeah, I received a text message from my MP3 player telling me a certain song failed to download from my computer as is was not licensed to do so and I was fearing that I'd be done for copyright theft...
**DREAM #2**
Oh yeah last night there was a mass trip to go see either 'Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith' or 'X-Men 3'. I think Linden Raiden was there. When we got to the theatre the auditorium was set out like a children's party venue or Vegas show with some seats as actual auditorium seats and some like tables/benches but they were all mixed together. When We tried to take our seats there wasn't enough for all of us so I took the escalator to the Gods(!) thinking it would be the balcony but it was another screen... above the clouds. Passed Sharon stone on the 5mile escalator ride. When we got to the top it wasn't another set of seats it was another auditorium. Except in one of those beacons of Gondor in the mountains from Lord of the Rings...
Frodo was there and I ended up teaching him how to cook a fish on the BBQ (A Red Snapper to be exact)
I'm fine. Well, feeling ill and stressed about moving out of the parents place as I can't seem to get my arse into gear and pack as well as tidy my landfill of a room...
Enough of the pumping! I'd prefer to pump him for chocolate...
Had two bloody weird dreams in the space of a day so as well as posting this on the 'What HOPpers did you dream about thread I wanna keep this in my HOP diary too...
**DREAM #1**
I had a weird dream about the next Falmouth Meet this afternoon during a nap...
I dream that the Gwithian Camp Site was actually Jo Rhymes' mum's house which has been renovated since Falmouth 5. The Campsite was now an enclosed garden with fences. All The grass had been replaced by concrete slabs and a giant frog pond with a gazebo in the middle of the garden. People were arriving in dribs and drabs (I was careful not to step on any frogs/tadpoles). Some people were lucky enough to get rooms in the old but huge, well furnished house. There were some tents pitched up inside the parimeter of the garden fence. Mr Chutney was getting his room ready. There were dogs walking freely around the place (I think they were guard dogs)Bovril Monkey had just arrived and there werea few others milling about. I think we were trying to get a BBQ going and I was asked by another HOPper in her 50s whether or not I had remembered to bring the eggs this time, if not we'll pop over to Tescos/Co-Op.
Oh yeah, I received a text message from my MP3 player telling me a certain song failed to download from my computer as is was not licensed to do so and I was fearing that I'd be done for copyright theft...
**DREAM #2**
Oh yeah last night there was a mass trip to go see either 'Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith' or 'X-Men 3'. I think Linden Raiden was there. When we got to the theatre the auditorium was set out like a children's party venue or Vegas show with some seats as actual auditorium seats and some like tables/benches but they were all mixed together. When We tried to take our seats there wasn't enough for all of us so I took the escalator to the Gods(!) thinking it would be the balcony but it was another screen... above the clouds. Passed Sharon stone on the 5mile escalator ride. When we got to the top it wasn't another set of seats it was another auditorium. Except in one of those beacons of Gondor in the mountains from Lord of the Rings...
Frodo was there and I ended up teaching him how to cook a fish on the BBQ (A Red Snapper to be exact)
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Dave, you should find this shirt much to your liking
Dave, you should find this shirt much to your liking
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steaks: lol
dave - raiden am i?
oh and you have damn wierd dreams
as for pumping for chocolate... all i can say is "bites my tongue"
steaks: lol
dave - raiden am i?
oh and you have damn wierd dreams as for pumping for chocolate... all i can say is "bites my tongue"
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Sorry Linden, slip of the hand (happens often or I have 'Mortal Kombat' on the brain GET IT OFF!!)
I dunno why I'm having weird dreams. I don't eat cheese as much (actually I'm going for a panini for lunch in a min) and I've quit the green...
Pumping for chocolate - I nearly melted when I had to design an advert for a Chocolate Fountain Hire Company at work... *orgasms*
Sorry Linden, slip of the hand (happens often or I have 'Mortal Kombat' on the brain GET IT OFF!!)
I dunno why I'm having weird dreams. I don't eat cheese as much (actually I'm going for a panini for lunch in a min) and I've quit the green...
Pumping for chocolate - I nearly melted when I had to design an advert for a Chocolate Fountain Hire Company at work... *orgasms*
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hee hee
would you like some cream in that chocolate..
hee hee
would you like some cream in that chocolate..
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No thanks, a straw will do nicely...
No thanks, a straw will do nicely...
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why use a straw fingers work much better
why use a straw fingers work much better
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Or better - a jacuzzi....
NAKED CHOCOLATE JACUZZI!!!
Or better - a jacuzzi....
NAKED CHOCOLATE JACUZZI!!!
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