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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Right...Well now i have your attention......
I just wanted to say hellooooooo!!!
Well I've been lurking around the site for a wihle and finally got around to signing up and making and intro thread
My names Taya Ketelaar-Jones
Um I do devil sticks, poi, diabolo and a tiny bit of staff....
I do contortion and sideshow/freakshow stunts am in a circus called The Suitcase Circus.....we busk and do hired performances
I have one sister (ilsanya)
annnddd......I wont tell you how old I am so I'll let you guess....
Well that's all from me and please PM me if you live in tassie so that we can meet up because I'm desperate to meet new twirlers.......
tata
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
woo!! thankyou so much taya. i got a tennis racket, and could almost get through it without touching it, so, i tried your method, and after a bit of practice and some squirming, i can now get through the hard way!!! i also got aplause on the train, nd my step mum got stuck in it
cheers pete
p.s. fanks
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
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1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
YAY go you!!
three cheers for petey!! it looks way cooler if you do it that way....and you got applause on the train??? GO YOU!! 
thans ok...anytime!!
ooohhhhh there is another ikkle peron in our presence!!
MUHAHAHAHA!! soon we will rule the world of HoP!! Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hmmmm that may be unlikely as before you know it you shall be big people like the rest.
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
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*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
ah well....it was worth a try!!
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2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
well to take over all you'd really need to do is get all the young people to become postwhores so that they have the most post counts. although maybe thats not adviseable after all the pandemonium of the term "post whore" Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
hhm...yes well i must say even though i have only been on here a little while (i cant be botherd shecking) my post count is 592!!
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2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
that is quite impressive your on your way there
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
it's 594 now :P
I would have thought that there wasn't an 'easy' way to fit through a tennis racket? If so, how much harder is the hard way?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
its all dependant on how skinny you are
petey = skinny bugger
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
yeah for us skinny buggers its to easy the normal way.....instead you put one leg in first then your head.....it does work!!
yeah im getting there....after this post it will be 595
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
woo!! performed the racket in front of a crowd for the first time today, grossed out many people, even to the point of some of them not being able to watch.
fanks, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
YAY!!
i love it when u get that sort of reaction form a crowd!! go you again!! Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
i hate to break it to you, but you arent the only person in the world with the name of taya....
my sisters name is taya, as well as 2 of my aunties...
however their names are all thaisa, and taya is the shortened version.
but it is a gorgeous name!
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
dang i was tricked into coming in here again.
I may have to start charging you an appearance fee if this keeps up...
Meh
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
oh and i know im not the only taya in the world but im fairly certain im the only taya ketelaar-jones!!
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I am the only Elvis Presley
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
oohh.....elvis??? wow!!! im in awe but also slightly confused!!
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
and here i was, thinking you were the only reoffending bender?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
ah but little did you know!!
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fashionably late as usual...... hello! just thought I'd pop in and say hello, even though you didnt auction yourself to me!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
ah well you know how it is.....petes offer was just to good!!
but thanx for saying hello.....
.......would you like tea and crackers with that?? Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
why dont mind if I do!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
sure!! *passes the tea and crackers*
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*accepts gratefully*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
any one else want tea and crackers??? theres plenty to go around???
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
o yes please, what sort of tea is it?
*hands out a variety of random massages*
*snuggle*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
what sort would you like???
ill have a massage thanx
*snuggles back*
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
the turkish apple tea fro T2 rocks, ill have some of that thankyou
*gives full body massage*
*snug*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
ok then *passes tray with tea and crackers on it*
thanking you muchly for the massage
*snug, snug, snugity, snug!!*
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
YAY im going over to Melbourne next week end and hope ot meet all you lovely Mlebournian HoPpers!!
if you go to the Alexandra Gardens meet up then i should be there.....YAY!!
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