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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
We all have them.

Mine is:

"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!" ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

What's yours?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


jinvincibleGOLD Member
king of the hedgehogs
125 posts
Location: Madtown, USA


Posted:
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Be quiet!

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Shut up!

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Shut up, will you? Shut up!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Shut up!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Bloody peasant!

Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Yellow and blue make green.


Fueroaddict
465 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
Had to think about this one:

It's bicycle repairman!!!!!!

Hmm, there's gotta be something round and shiny, I can play with


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Gosh, It's not as if this is some sort of Spanish Inquisition...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oooooooooooo fishy fish fishy fish!

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
conjegate the verb...

what tense...

now write it out 100 times and if its not done by the morning i'll chop your head off...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your only making it worse for yourself.

how can I make it any worse for myself...jehova...jehova...jehova

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
theres so many to choose from confused

the bruces philosophers sketch followed by the philosophers song good call mynci

the fish liscence sketch and eric the half a bee

life of brian is the best of the films
but theres lots of great characters

the black knight, the monks and the anarco cyniclist commune in the holy grail not to mention the rabbit

the roman picking faults in brians latin and biggus diccus ubblol

and the exploding fat bloke and the catholic family in the meaning of life

oh yeah and the sex ed lesson ubbtickled

but my fave song has to be:

Written by: OneFinalStep


Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

and no-one's mentioned the Argument sketch of the lumberjack song...


couldn't be bothered to write it out again.

oh 1 more just for mynci

i like chinese
they only come up to your knees
but they're always friendly and they're ready to please

etc..........

you may have guessed i'm a bit of a fan

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
oh yeah and i love the michael palin song finland if you didn't already get that one from my signature

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
"Get on with it!"

ubbrollsmile

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol nice, lost83 very nice. biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Now, I would just like to point out that this thread is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY.

Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point!

I'm warning this thread NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Why thank you biggrin (meant for mynci)



ubbrollsmile
EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1127312956)

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
is this the right room for an argument?

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
NO!!!!!

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screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
yes it is

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
thats not an argument its just a contradiction

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


Gosh, It's not as if this is some sort of Spanish Inquisition...




Oh, come ON...

NOBODY'S going to finish the line? NOBODY?

Let's try again folks. *ahem*

Gosh...It's not as if this is some sort of Spanish Inquisition...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Mynci


thats not an argument its just a contradiction




No it isn't.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


OddBall Ninjanewbie
12 posts
Location: A weelbin!!!


Posted:
NOONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Life's short, Party Naked

Le Parkour - the expression of freedom


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
THANK you...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


jessfaerieSILVER Member
member
37 posts
Location: Bungendore...near Canberra, Australia


Posted:

"thou shalt count to 3. thou shalt not count to 4, neither shalt thou count to 2. 5 is right out!"

ahahahaha! monty python and the holy grail! ahahahahahaha! need i say more?

"...life is like John Howard- too short to waste time worrying..."


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
She turned me into a newt!

...I go' better...

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
"On second thought, lets not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place"

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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*Owner of Brenn*


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


Written by: Mynci


thats not an argument its just a contradiction




No it isn't.




it is

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: screech


Written by: Doc Lightning


Written by: Mynci


thats not an argument its just a contradiction




No it isn't.




it is




It is not!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
one of my favourite sketches that it seems hardly anyone knows and i have only heard as a radio play


"and one ethel the frog tonight we investigate the arrest of the two brothers doug and dimsdale"

"apart from occsionaly he would think there was a giant badger in the room whom he called spiny norman."

"i hear doug nailed your head to a table?

no never he was a smashing bloke bought his mother flowers and that"

"but the police have footage of doug nailing yor head to a table"

"oh yeah he did do that"

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
" and I want a machine that goes: PING!!!!!!!!"

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Mynci


Written by: screech


Written by: Doc Lightning


Written by: Mynci


thats not an argument its just a contradiction




No it isn't.




it is




It is not!




NO NO NO!!! You're getting it all wrong!

It's "Yes it is."

"No it isn't."

"Well, look, this isn't an argument, this is just contradiction!"

*pause*

"No it isn't."

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
*wonders how many quote boxes can fit inside one another*

OI, Doc! you're supposed to be posting in your intro so i have something to do!

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I just did, silly boy!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Everyone whos posted on this thread *needs* to buy "Monty Python: The Final Ripoff"

There are some truly brilliant sketches on that one biggrin

One of my most favourite sketches is the "How to stay hidden"..

That and the Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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