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Login/Join to ParticipateHoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I noticed there wasnt a thread about one fo three of my favourite TV shows, how can this be, and after having a conversation with a silly aussie known on ehre as Roarfire who says "Red dwarf, is that like the Bill?" I have offered to copy her my dvds and send them to her simply to introduce her tot he joy that is Red Dwarf yet she is refusing thinking it'll be crap, someone please convince her otherwise while i mulit region this dvd
So also whats your fav Red Dward episode? Lister is prob my idol in life i think, moral yet slobbish
ANyway im off, Mr Flibble is very angry
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
I love Red Dwarf! You may find yourself very pleasantly surprised, but how will you ever know unless you see it? Feel free to dislike it AFTER you've seen it. Besides, HOP'ers are are supposed to be open minded, right? Watch it...OR ELSE!
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Written by: curiosity toastied the cat
what about the prison ship one? The one where it turns out it was Rimmers fault that everyone had died on Red Dwarf.... and everyone else is fine. Silly one that
Thats 'Justice' its great in that episdoe when lister has space mumps and his head bursts over the cat and he comes out covered in goo "oh my god......his head burst"
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
this is mine
this is mine
this is mine
that aint mine
but this is mine
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
please, please PLEASE roarfire watch red dwarf!!!!!
it by far the funnyest comedy EVER!!!!
excuse me all americans but nobody has comedy as funy as us brits
the office is another BRITISH great!!!
then the yanks bought the rights and totaly messed it up, whats with that??
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
mind Brit humour has always been a bit inconcievable to others
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
(little britain styleeeee) "yeah i know"
it seems to me that yankee humour revolves aroud swearing, don't get me wrong richard prior and ed muphy and chris rock are funny but they lack the subtlety ricky gervase and ade edmuson have
WHAT ABOUT "BOTTOM"??????
"eddy you b*st*rd!!!!"
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
mind we have very foul mouths too... but I dunno... its the levels of oddnes that can be reached for brit humour.. trying to be originally funny all the time maybe.. thats why I like hitchkikers guide to the galaxy aswell lol
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i never seen it yet..........heard it's pretty funny and peeps keep callin me marvin..........dunno why!!!!
honest
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ur not a manicly depressive paranoid android are you?
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I'll be sending series one to you very soon steph
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!!!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Red D definately has to rate high on the all time greatest shows list!
If you want to give away some more DVD's Will I'll be happy to take them off you at Falmouth
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
heeeeeead!
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
I love red dwarf, but unfortunately ive never seen an entire episode and its only on at 4 in the morning, my favorite episode is the one where red dwarf meets up with a ship which is exactly the same as theirs except that all the crew members are of opposite gender [or, all female}
its not really true that americans dont appreciate british humor, im american and The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Monty Python are some of me friends favorite books and tv [me and my friend Katie both own the complete Monty Python Boxed set}, but i guess were still in the minority
peace
Lyra
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)
"Quarantine" for the best episode
"Polymorph" for the best scene, where Lister's boxers shrink.
I don't think its as good after series six though but has had eight good series...EIGHT! (Had to be shouted!)
Lexx is also a brilliant comedy sci fi series...
"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
i still really like the first series where everything is really low budget.
and also the space directives like
"any officer caught sniffing the seat of the excercise bike in the womens gym will be suspended imediatly"
"Don't do it naked!"
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
yeah 8 was just poor
41 posts
Location: London
I really began to like it from 3. It was the second British comedy that as a child made me laugh out loud (faulty towers was the first). The best british comedy of all time has to be spaced though!
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
[Rimmer is drunk]
Rimmer: I want a triple fried egg sandwich with...
Lister: With chili sauce and chutney.
Holly: You what?
Lister: It's a state-of-the-art sarnie.
Holly: It's the state of the floor I'm worried about. All right, okay.
[the sarnie appears in Rimmer's hand]
Lister: Trust me.
[several conflicting emotions cross Rimmer's face]
Rimmer: I think I'm having a baby.
Lister: It's good, innit?
Rimmer: It's incredible. Where did you get the recipe?
Lister: I can't remember. I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare.
Rimmer: It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
hmmmm, lister...
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Quarantine without a doubt.
Backwards, just for the scene where Arthur Smith berates the crew in backwards, then in the extras where its played forwards, he's just swearing his head off...!
And for the backwards Bar Fight!
I love Red Dwarf.
Oh, and as for most terrifying, how about evil Rimmer in Angels and Demons "...and then i'm going to have you..."
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
red dwarf is great! i love the theme song!
i used to have two fish, one called Lister, one called Kochanski
*wanders off singing 'it's cold outside there's no kind of atmosphere...'*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*I'm all alone.. more or lesssssss*
Another Red Dwarf fan here. Steph, if you don't watch it, may noone ever see your future rescue-me stamping!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I used to have a crush on craig charles
it was the hair, i wanted to whip him with it as I.... Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*let me drive (or is it ride i was never sure) far away from here, fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun*
ah good times good times.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Can you remember the dog in the parrelel world?
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
"i'll smell your behind then you can smell mine!" lol
how about this Dimension jump
"if your interested i'll be in my quarters, covered in taramasalata"
Or classic when kryten is human and he shows lister pics of his winky and lister says "i dont care no vacuum cleaner should ever give a human being a double polaroid!"
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
thats my p***s!
i didnt have one so i built one
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Geek
1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Red Dwarf is amazing!
It doesnt matter how many times I hear Holly say "They're all dead Dave" it still makes me laugh. That and "Emergency. Emergency. Theres an emergency going on."
Its a pity that they made the later, expensive looking, ones though. The early series were by far the best.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I also like Marooned when Lister and RImmer are marooned and when reviewing the food supply they end with Dog food and a pot noodle and lister says, well its obvious what gets eaten last then isnt it!....i cant stand pot noodle
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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