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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Posted:
I was arsing around with a friend in jest at some form of martial art when Neil the expert shoved him aside... we squared up and then I got jabbed in the face oooooops
so this fine morning my nose hurts a lot way too [censored] much in fact... there was blood too lol and all I did was piss myself laughing last night about that whereas poor old neil was mortified. But most of the guys in my local look at me with a new light in their eye lol
so anyone have as funny a night as me last night?
I was arsing around with a friend in jest at some form of martial art when Neil the expert shoved him aside... we squared up and then I got jabbed in the face oooooops
so this fine morning my nose hurts a lot way too [censored] much in fact... there was blood too lol and all I did was piss myself laughing last night about that whereas poor old neil was mortified. But most of the guys in my local look at me with a new light in their eye lol
so anyone have as funny a night as me last night?
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
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643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Posted:
Last night? No, but me and a good few others have been out busking at a chocolate festival (envious now most of you, eh? #waves the idea of chocolate about, drawing longing stares#) today and yesterday, and yesterday i did quite an ok run.
You should hear from Raro, fire_spinning_angel and Ilsanya how they did, for they were there too and finally did I get to see their act.
Edit: Apparently my fingers are now prone to freudian slips, I wrote ace instead of act the first time around, the act really is quite good, the bits that are unfamiliar to me I liked best to watch...being friends with other performers, it turns out, leads to talk about acts and thereby less surprise at seeing them.
EDITED_BY: Seb (1120992139)
Last night? No, but me and a good few others have been out busking at a chocolate festival (envious now most of you, eh? #waves the idea of chocolate about, drawing longing stares#) today and yesterday, and yesterday i did quite an ok run.
You should hear from Raro, fire_spinning_angel and Ilsanya how they did, for they were there too and finally did I get to see their act.
Edit: Apparently my fingers are now prone to freudian slips, I wrote ace instead of act the first time around, the act really is quite good, the bits that are unfamiliar to me I liked best to watch...being friends with other performers, it turns out, leads to talk about acts and thereby less surprise at seeing them.
EDITED_BY: Seb (1120992139)
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
i sat on the beach with some friends last night and drank lots of cider and beer
i sat on the beach with some friends last night and drank lots of cider and beer
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Posted:
oh no no no no no.... cider is devil juice
oh no no no no no.... cider is devil juice
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
*waits for miss paraffin fairy to set you straight*
*waits for miss paraffin fairy to set you straight*
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
last night was my crazy drunkeness night
(hint: trying to teach unicycle drunk isnt a great idea)
last night was my crazy drunkeness night
(hint: trying to teach unicycle drunk isnt a great idea)
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
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643 posts
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Posted:
#Chuckles# Nor Iu expect is learning it. How spiflicated was your student?
#Chuckles# Nor Iu expect is learning it. How spiflicated was your student?
Chucks nuns
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Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
plastered
plastered
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
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643 posts
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Posted:
#Grins# Sounds like it could have been a bit of fun.
#Grins# Sounds like it could have been a bit of fun.
Chucks nuns
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Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
it was and on the plus side I didnt get hurt
it was and on the plus side I didnt get hurt
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
I can assure you that cider is NOT devil juice
I can assure you that cider is NOT devil juice
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
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....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
Posted:
cider, dry lambrini and prosecco...
where would the kids of hastings be without them?
cider, dry lambrini and prosecco...
where would the kids of hastings be without them?
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