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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
EDITED_BY: jo_rhymes (1135197570)
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
thats ok Jonner 
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hey beautiful lady!
I just got a parcel with a gorgeous hat in it! I'm all
and Yippeeeeeeeeeee because it's so fantabulous! Thank you so much You have made my day! 
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
hello miss jo
Thank you for thebirthday card. it made me smile
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Hey miss. that my space quesionair made me pmpl last night.
fankoo hunny Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
oh yay!!!
glad u liked the hat skully! does it fit ok? no worries Boo, hope you had a nice birthday
Marie
anytime! hehe Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*walks in welding a jar of glitter and sunshine dust*
I’m here for my dancing duties since you are now owned by Blu
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
your bday card should be there by now dammit - oh wait, i could only find 2nd class stamps so it may take a week lol hope u like ma doodly presents in it, there's a special man inside it lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
ooh wow! thanks Tink
I'll look forward to that, Lee, you're looking very, ummm, queer! 
I just got back from a
bike ride round the countryside, it was very hot and pretty, I'd forgotten about the millions of bugs that try and attack you as you ride along though! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Thats my middle name
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
jo do you swallow... the bugs???
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
no i kept my mouth tightly shut for the whole bikeride, although at one point, a bug did go in my mouth
i must have been puffing and panting! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
3,149 posts
Location: London
thank you for the Basil Brush card, miss jo. It is on our fridge now. In other news, lame criminal pikey types have been jumping the fence and poking around the moorings. Lame! Any suggestions for lethal home security devices would be gratly appreciated. They have to be cat friendly though.
lookee! i dun a picture of yoooo
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Lure them away with bling n burberry
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Simian, that is the best drawing ever!!! I love it, and it looks alot like me! I have that problem alot, but I find Settler's Tums help.
Hmm, how to sort out the pikeys? My advice, ask them in for a cup of tea and a chat about politics/history/anything that requires one ounce of intelligence. They'll soon scarper, little tykes.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Written by: jo_rhymes
yeah parents are funny creatures. Dunno what i'd do without you guys, Sym and mollydog!
We're not all psycho's you know
ooh look I'm in intro's! It's been a while....
Let's relight this forum 
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
heya jo
dunc are you implying your not pshyco? *grabs pitch fork*
Kill the wierdo!
simian - that pic is a little disturbing....
back
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
AAARGH!!
*runs from pitch fork weilding PSYCHO!*
AAARGH!!
(It's like the third scene from back to the future in here.....)
Let's relight this forum
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Weapon X is about as scary as a small fluffy cushion! Thats not going to work
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
hello guys and dolls, cats and kittens, boys and girls..
I've had a hectic evening of dog rescuing! When out walking Miss Molly, a jack russell ran across the main road(the A34) and almost got killed!!
So I carried the little fella home and rang his mum and dad. they were out at Tesco's so me and Mols had to entertain him with the vibrating hamster (which he loved!) and schmacko's.
Anyway, I managed to eat my din dins and am now relishing the fact that I have the weekend to spend with lovely Hoppers @ Gayle's house and I have a massive cup of tea in my Skully Birthday mug, which is now my favouritist mug of all time!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
\"the vibrating hamster\"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
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This made me this of you
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
awwww its a mollydog weather vain (however you spell it!)
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Aye it is a vane.
It made me think of you you you
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
awwwww
thanks hun!! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
mornign hun
how are you? wish i had a weekend of hoppery goodness... instead im meant to be revising again back
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Jo... i've been planning my strategies on how I'm gonna get the better hat from Ed... vicious, ruthless tactics... I'm bringing my handbag
Hows you?
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
So you can take that cookie, and stick it up your Asena
(Nothing personal... just the first thing that came to mind..
) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
lol
jo found a really nice shop for wool in camden
if i send you the wool would you make me a hat? pleaaaaaaaaase? back
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
*uncomfortable*
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