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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
61 posts
Location: england, uk
am i still "on the market"?
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
For Cantus i bid all of what i said before plus:
My assortment of strange hippy braclets (all woven myself)
All the polar bear hugs he needs
My mini sword
and some bacon
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
some bacon?
Meh
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
The finest bacon Australia has to offer, unless ofcourse you are vegetarian, therefore if you are i offer you Australia's best carrot!
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
no no bacon is fine.
and a mini-sword?
Meh
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Yes, i own a Katana
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
Written by: polytheneWas Sakura's bid the 'perfect time to strike', or do you have a thing for shiny buttons?
Do you fit in a box?
the perfect time to strike was when i found myself at HoP once again... and i was on again, so it became the perfect time to strike....
and i fit into boxes on tuesdays and thursdays and even other days that end in Y if well treated.... so if you plan on abusing you should plan your travel dates accordingly
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Ok, I'll up my bid:
I'll bid a jar of origami stars, a set of minipoi (for those that have seen Alice's set) and a shiny button PLUS instructions for making aforementioned stars and a plastic bug.
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The pessimist fears this is true.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Do you look like your avatar miss polythene? Cos you could be really fun to have around if you do
Boing boing boing
Meh
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
I'm short and have been known to bounce, but although it would be very cool to be a lizard, I am sadly lacking in scales or green pigment. One day though, one day.... 
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Cantus i up my bid to,
A really big fireproof trampoline!!!
Green body paint (incase you wanted the dragon scale look)
Sparklers to stick in your poi/staff or whatver....
My little cat Willow!
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
pssst... don't offer the cat... fraggles EAT cats!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Polythene honey, you're thinking of radishes. Fraggles eat radishes. and doozer sticks.
Remind me to lend you some of my fraggle rock vids sometime
Meh
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
*Runs in Strips Naked and Posts Himself for Auction!"
M xx
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Mark! Family board! My fragile innocent eyes!!!
Hmm, radishes and doozer sticks, you say? Are those codewords for CATS?!
EDITED_BY: polythene (1099017219)
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
I only stripped Naked cos I Love her
(and she wouldnt let me put myself up for auction unless I stripped her online
)M x
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
erm yes. I eat cats. don't offer any cats.
Meh
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Okay, i uh...*holds little Willow the innocent cat close to her*......*gahuuuR*
Umm okay, i offer you Lobo (my polar bear)to take you for rides whenever you need it...no more taxis!!!
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
*wonders what the shipping on a polar bear would be*
Hey, Cantus, aren't polar bears just big cats?
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
Sakura ~ have a springer spaniel called Willow
and do you really have a Katana Blade? ~ is it live edged?I try and do some work with swords and am trying to start to learn wushu broadsword work
M
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Miss Poly, have they lowered the dose on your medication?
It's all well and good convincing me to eat everything ms moon bids for me. But you yourself haven't bid anything for ages.
anyone would think you don't want me after all...
Meh
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
They're really big bears. Not cats.
Cats = Felis silvestris catus
Polar Bear = Ursus Maritimus
Difference between cats and poalr bears, they dont belong in the same family... It would be cool if they did but they dont
(sorry had to be a smart a** with the scientific names, they're the only two i know!)
Yup, do have a Katana, sharp too!!! More pointy though.
EDITED_BY: Sakura_moon (1099018349)
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
the genus name for the eurasian badger is meles meles.
I work with them
Meh
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
I was actually kidding about the polar bears being cats...
To add to you list, the latin for gorilla is... wait for it..'Gorilla gorilla gorilla'... and rat is 'ratus ratus'...
Cantus- how can I compete with a trampoline and a polar bear?
how about I add a batch of home made, cream based, alcoholic chocolate truffles?
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Do i win yet? I mean, i just offered you rides from my polar bear. The little cub, the one that you gave me Cantus is not big enough yet...
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England
always beware of home made alcoholic truffles
M x
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Uh damn this...i switch everything i bid over to Zim!
that includes:
A really big fireproof trampoline
Green body paint
Sparklers to stick in poi
My little cat Willow
A mini badly wrapped dragon
6 jars nutella
boric acid to make his fire turn green!!!
i'll name a star after him
and shower him in little sakura flowers!!!
My assortment of strange hippy braclets (all woven myself)
All the polar bear hugs he needs
My mini sword
and some bacon
Right, thats pretty much everything i have.
For you Zim
*holds out hand and offers to take him to a rave*
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
why does a "Southern pansy" have the alcohol to make alcohol truffles?
would it be bad of me to want to sell my soul to Polythene simply based on the fact that she has a bouncier avatar?
oh and she's not only going to make me a jar full of origami stars (it's good luck y'know), but she's also going to teach me how to make them myself.
I think sold to the recently returned from america poly-vinyl girl.
Meh
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Hoorar! Okay, in the box!
*Starts cutting strips of green, red and purple paper*
Eh, I know enough people that'd lend me a couple of spoons of alcohol... what kind?
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*climbs into the box*
hmm i had forgotten the box part of the bargain....
Meh
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