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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.
Yellow?
Smelly.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Wik fliffle warg my hamster.
Never Splip your Hrrrg, as unwanted fnarf may follow.
Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gible in the wabe.
I wanted a grouse, but a jacked bat hair monkey tombola my green.
Fly wibble horse tree did harangue my pink disease.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
all mimsy were the borgoves, and all the mome raths outgrabe,
the days first death is yet to be done, but fear not lest we borrow hay,
today's the day when evil chums cluck their tongues and say,
a shiny, shiny fish was he and never anyway.
positive micturation IS the only way it should be done
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Is that a yes in my pocket or are you just sad to see me?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
nay i say, hoopla for never before. this being said i shouldn't point out necessity, for it can never be overenthused. oh my, the negatives are overwhelming!
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
personally well believing the phone has gone see dog walkies but because pumpkin has swallowed the fly!!!!!
so lettuce farewell.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
I AM random incoherence!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
(you know - a lot of these sound like the secrete messages broadcast over the radio for instructions to resistnace fighters and such - Oops! sorry not being incoherant or random - I lose!)
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
cat cat chipmunk WEE farther and farther, writhing within the mind of clogs.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Of all the elephants in all of my cups, she had to hop, skip and jump through the rest of the parade.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
VANIZE! How DARE you flop our button that we had so hatfully blackened?
I am tritely booked at you.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
If fish do be the child of Venus, when does man be truly earnest?
Meh
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
generally generals, but never quite reaching saturation point.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Flash me a sardine, my orbital sander jumped 50 quarks...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Put the bandersnatch down and step away from the eels. NOW.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
i stepped, but in stepping I mongoosed...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
member
92 posts
Location: just behind your left shoulder, Australia
Said mongoose laughed as syrup beamed lustily from my fractured mind with banana loophole earrings singing fruit compote in tritone sub eucalypti. And the real estate agents moved to Dunsinane, and found a pile of woodchip Vogons.
A hand, a hand, all 8 inches, lead vanadium filling in rotting skull.
C8H18 + 12.5O2 ---------> 8CO2 + 9H2O + you know what
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
oh the trechery that has befallen a nasty flight of stairs. how does one see past the shuttle bus if we are all over the hill? but there are mozzies enough to through a cup at, or so one would think given the present time of day. how foul you believe, sleep on it and awake a fishmonger. only finding truth.
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
I was pondering the other day about knifes, the poem verse and nothing, when it occured to me the kettle was still on.....my head. As quickly as I hadn't realised the sky turned ape and rained all the bad memories of an after-life on to the blood soaked carpet of my 3 floored bungalow.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
member
121 posts
Location: USA
The mummies were cowing like 3-fingered baloons who drop like bricks made of feathers. I stood on my umbrella for spaghetti sauce falling up.
If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands! 
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Watch the pen
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
gn gng gn gng gn.
And he told me to do that.
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Is that my ar5e?
[quoted from Friends - Gary Oldman, when drunk]
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
suck the starfish till you fall up
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
All of a sudden the roof came crashing down around my ears - which was strange as I was outside.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion
zing pop pop wow woop ha ha ha ping walla walla boom bada bada woosh plop
(read it fast youll get it)
You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
(i dont get it)
Ladies and jellyspoons!
I come before you to stand behind you,
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Tuesday, the day after friday,
there will be ladies meeting (for men only);
if you can come please stay at home,
if you have special clothes please dont wear them.
Admission is free (you can pay at the door),
we'll give you a seat (you can sit on the floor).
I t doesn't matter where you sit,
for the kid in the gallery is sure to spit!
Thankyou please.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
hey jar is in the egg but my tea-towel goes bling!
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Now I am the Fish!
Only the Fish of spaghetti, Darth.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I am so yammed. This lubricant is mousing me heady. I can't verify the gravity of the blueishness.
Maybe I'll be able to get some paperclips yesterday. Until then, I need to ring the silicone as best as I dare.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by: nearly_all_gone
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
Mwaah!! I've been looked at sideways for years for that one
thank you for showing me I'm not alone 
One of my Dad's favourites..
The other day upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wonder if he'll go away?
But jelly spoons mean more than tuna fish so frankly trifle could dissipate glow worms
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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