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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
29 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
... and no thats not one of them!
1When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
7Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
14Swat at flies that don't exist.
15Tell people that you can see their aura
16Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
17Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
27Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
28Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction
29Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard "
29 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
... and no thats not one of them!
1When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
7Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
14Swat at flies that don't exist.
15Tell people that you can see their aura
16Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
17Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
27Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
28Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction
29Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard "
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
it would be so much cooler if instaed of it playin really crap elevator music it played somtin really stupid, like... i see u baby, shake that ass!
ah me and some mates were chattin about that, we have decided that should be played in elevators to cheer people up, and bicycle by queen should be played on those green man crossings
it would be so much cooler if instaed of it playin really crap elevator music it played somtin really stupid, like... i see u baby, shake that ass!
ah me and some mates were chattin about that, we have decided that should be played in elevators to cheer people up, and bicycle by queen should be played on those green man crossings
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
enthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
oh and if there were lists, too maany people would know what was going on and they wouldnt have the same effect.
oh and if there were lists, too maany people would know what was going on and they wouldnt have the same effect.
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
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Location: Barnstaple, Devon, UK
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Location: Barnstaple, Devon, UK
Posted:
create a load of stickers that are exact copies of the buttons on the elevator. then re-label the buttons but reverse the order so people end up on the wrong floor.
create a load of stickers that are exact copies of the buttons on the elevator. then re-label the buttons but reverse the order so people end up on the wrong floor.
If hope can grow from dirt like me.....It can be done.
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Location: London/ Surrey
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Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
Ooh, I like that one... stealthy, yet infuriating!
Ooh, I like that one... stealthy, yet infuriating!
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The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
enthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
ah, i must make a revised list with all these added on!!
ah, i must make a revised list with all these added on!!
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
enthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
29 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
... and no thats not one of them!
1 When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2 Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3 Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4 Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5 Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6 Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
7 Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
8 Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9 Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10 Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11 Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12 Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13 When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
14 Swat at flies that don't exist.
15 Tell people that you can see their aura
16 Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
17 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20 Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21 Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22 Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24 Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26 Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
27 Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
28 Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction
29 Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard”
30 mark out a large area of the floor with tape and announce to the other passengers that 'that is MY SPACE'.
31 Get two people to jump up and down, triggering the safety shut off switch in the elevator and trapping you for 30 minutes untill the elevator repair guy shows up.
32 in a bank with an elevator, were all black clothes, a mask, and fill a bag with stuff that gives the effect of money in it.
33 Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
34 Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
35 Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
36 Sell Girl Scout cookies.
37 On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
38 Shave. (Like in the immac advert)
39 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
40 Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
41 Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
42 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
43 Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
44 On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
45 breakdance when the elevator door opens and make sure to take up enough
46 space so that they can't get in and just look at you til the doors close again.
47 start talking about absurd sex positions
48 cover someone's eyes and shout "guess who!"
49 sing a love song and give someone a rose
50 play a love song on an acoustic guitar WHILE singing to it and give someone a rose
51 be playing "bop it" then offer everyone else a try
52 be playing gameboy and then start cussing and screaming at it consistently
53 listen to a walkman and have your back leaning up against the buttons so noone
54 else can push them and pretend not to hear them trying to get your attention
55 try to start a chant like "when i say heyyy you say hooooo... HEYYY!"
56 start blowing little gusts of winds in random passenger's ears until they ask you to stop, then apologize... and do it again.
57 face a corner , wrap your arms around yourself and pretend that youre making out with someone!
58 another one my friends made me do was turn the lift lights off, and each timne you go past a floor it goes black, then as you get to doors it lights up again, (kinda like really slow strobes) if you change where u are standing when it goes dark, it really spins people out. however u cant do this much as some people dont like the dark.!!
29 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
... and no thats not one of them!
1 When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2 Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3 Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4 Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5 Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6 Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
7 Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
8 Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9 Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10 Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11 Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12 Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13 When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
14 Swat at flies that don't exist.
15 Tell people that you can see their aura
16 Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
17 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20 Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21 Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22 Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24 Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26 Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
27 Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
28 Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction
29 Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard”
30 mark out a large area of the floor with tape and announce to the other passengers that 'that is MY SPACE'.
31 Get two people to jump up and down, triggering the safety shut off switch in the elevator and trapping you for 30 minutes untill the elevator repair guy shows up.
32 in a bank with an elevator, were all black clothes, a mask, and fill a bag with stuff that gives the effect of money in it.
33 Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
34 Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
35 Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
36 Sell Girl Scout cookies.
37 On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
38 Shave. (Like in the immac advert)
39 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
40 Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
41 Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
42 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
43 Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
44 On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
45 breakdance when the elevator door opens and make sure to take up enough
46 space so that they can't get in and just look at you til the doors close again.
47 start talking about absurd sex positions
48 cover someone's eyes and shout "guess who!"
49 sing a love song and give someone a rose
50 play a love song on an acoustic guitar WHILE singing to it and give someone a rose
51 be playing "bop it" then offer everyone else a try
52 be playing gameboy and then start cussing and screaming at it consistently
53 listen to a walkman and have your back leaning up against the buttons so noone
54 else can push them and pretend not to hear them trying to get your attention
55 try to start a chant like "when i say heyyy you say hooooo... HEYYY!"
56 start blowing little gusts of winds in random passenger's ears until they ask you to stop, then apologize... and do it again.
57 face a corner , wrap your arms around yourself and pretend that youre making out with someone!
58 another one my friends made me do was turn the lift lights off, and each timne you go past a floor it goes black, then as you get to doors it lights up again, (kinda like really slow strobes) if you change where u are standing when it goes dark, it really spins people out. however u cant do this much as some people dont like the dark.!!
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
bump... i still find this thread toooo funny!
And just printed it off to take to Tessas (DIB) uni! woop woop!
bump... i still find this thread toooo funny!
And just printed it off to take to Tessas (DIB) uni! woop woop!
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
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Location: United Kingdom
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
might've known you'd have a go vix
might've known you'd have a go vix
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Location: Bath, United Kingdom
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Location: Bath, United Kingdom
Posted:
thats made my afternoon a bit brighter!
thats made my afternoon a bit brighter!
burning from inside
165 posts
Location: anywhere but here
165 posts
Location: anywhere but here
Posted:
posted it to our english teacher - can you guess for me what will be his reaction?
posted it to our english teacher - can you guess for me what will be his reaction?
that's YOUR opinion...
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
this [Old link] one is great!
this [Old link] one is great!
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Jumping in lifts (sorry elavators) is THE most fun a person can have on their own. It feels funny
Jumping in lifts (sorry elavators) is THE most fun a person can have on their own. It feels funny
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
so why isn't "that" one of them?
so why isn't "that" one of them?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Location: London/ Surrey
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Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
stupid repairmen show up too quickly...
stupid repairmen show up too quickly...
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
now comes with skydiving license
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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
ha ha much funny thread......
1. sing the first few lines to a very popular song at the top of your lungs.
2. lie face up in the middle of the floor and when someone asks if your allright say "yes im having my 'me' time"
3. eat something REALLY messy and get food ALL over your face then politely ask some if you have food on your face.
4. when the eleavator goes down shout "im to young to die!"
5. ask someone where the 100th floor is, when they tell you there isnt one tell them that you "were warned about they're type of people"
6. shout random words at random intervals
7. climb onto the hand rails and act os tho there is something on the floor trying to get you.
ha ha much funny thread......
1. sing the first few lines to a very popular song at the top of your lungs.
2. lie face up in the middle of the floor and when someone asks if your allright say "yes im having my 'me' time"
3. eat something REALLY messy and get food ALL over your face then politely ask some if you have food on your face.
4. when the eleavator goes down shout "im to young to die!"
5. ask someone where the 100th floor is, when they tell you there isnt one tell them that you "were warned about they're type of people"
6. shout random words at random intervals
7. climb onto the hand rails and act os tho there is something on the floor trying to get you.
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
"and no thats not one of them!"
Whats thats?
"and no thats not one of them!"
Whats thats?
burning from inside
165 posts
Location: anywhere but here
165 posts
Location: anywhere but here
Posted:
hmmm...let me think...
hmmm...let me think...
that's YOUR opinion...
from fire we´re born, to fire we return...
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
not to do: float an air biscuit
(especially if there are only two people inside... no scapegoat)
not to do: float an air biscuit
(especially if there are only two people inside... no scapegoat)
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
OK.
Permission granted
*shakes fist at markmark*
i think its funnier to fart in a lift with only you and one other person in, and then accuse them.
EDITED_BY: Unnamed Cutie On Front (1118752474)
OK.
Permission granted
*shakes fist at markmark*
i think its funnier to fart in a lift with only you and one other person in, and then accuse them.
EDITED_BY: Unnamed Cutie On Front (1118752474)
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
Written by: MarkMarkx 29
not to do: float an air biscuit
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errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
Posted:
what about shagging?
what about shagging?
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
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Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
how wooood!
Written by: CrazyHippyChick
what about shagging?
how wooood!
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errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
Posted:
well u can always rely on me to lower the tone
well u can always rely on me to lower the tone
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
according to CrazyhippyChick.. im perfect.
according to CrazyhippyChick.. im perfect.
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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
So you and hippy chick... have... y'know... done rude things to each other then?
In lifts?
So you and hippy chick... have... y'know... done rude things to each other then?
In lifts?
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Have you set HOP to display signatures?
Have you set HOP to display signatures?
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errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
Posted:
i never do dirty things MarkMark
i never do dirty things MarkMark
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
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errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
Posted:
Cutie prove it and skin up!!!
Cutie prove it and skin up!!!
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
[Old link]
[Old link]
Living life to the full!
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Location: Rural South
Posted:
Man, I couldnt stop laughing!! Had to share the joke with everyone in the room! We're all debating which ones to try! (bare in mind its my Mum's generation thinking about it!!!)
Love it!
Man, I couldnt stop laughing!! Had to share the joke with everyone in the room! We're all debating which ones to try! (bare in mind its my Mum's generation thinking about it!!!)
Love it!
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