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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Hello

wavehello



hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.



I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.



Hobbies:- include juggling, balls juggleand clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)



Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely ubbangel To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).



Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
"I can pull off looking innocent" - spank ubbangel

" I'm sure there are more. " - Such as Washington, Washington? umm

_khan_SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
No! Not tickling! *stretches arms up over head feigning defenselessness* Anything but tickling!

But seriously you don't want the details, do you? I'm only talking about lollipops after all. wink

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Today I have felt the need to be lots of places that I'm not. It's so flustrating not being able to be in places you feel you need to be.

I sometimes wish I had a detachable body. One I could disengage from. That way I could get on with stuff I need to be doing without it.

If you could just slough off your physical being and still get on with things, think how much easier it would be. When your body was too tired to go on, but your mind was still eager, you could get so much more done. Your body could have a rest. When you come back to it and zip it back up around you it will be all perky and happy.

Would the person that walked off with all my Radiohead and Specials CD's please stand up and be counted! I want the bloody things back!!!!

Another thing, how do you know when enough is enough? When do you know something should end? What is the point at which you can see that? Sometimes that point isn't so easy to spot. If you go past it does that mean that you missed the chance, that you have to wait for another ending to appear? I suppose it boils down to, do you write the story or are you just a part of it.

I'm rambling again aren't I. Someone put the lid on the Ginger wine. Maybe I'll shut up then ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
You should use the method that I always use when solving problems.



Ask yourself "What would make Molly happier?"



hug



You are loved and you make people happy.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: NYC

You are loved and you make people happy.




hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


I sometimes wish I had a detachable body. One I could disengage from. That way I could get on with stuff I need to be doing without it.

If you could just slough off your physical being and still get on with things, think how much easier it would be. When your body was too tired to go on, but your mind was still eager, you could get so much more done. Your body could have a rest. When you come back to it and zip it back up around you it will be all perky and happy.





I was walking home tonight and wished I could lend you my body. It works pretty good except the left knee is a bit wonky and you really have to shower first thing in the morning because it gets smelly. We'd probably have to switch bodys huh? I wouldn't mind looking after your body for a week or so.

But not too much longer because I wouldn't be able to smooch Molly while I was still in your body. It'd be too weird.

Hrmm... that was one of those thoughts that sounded better in my head.

I should probably just stick with the emoticons:

hug hug ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Dear Miss Skully...

I thought you'd be pleased to know that your little dragon name badge you made me, might well be the most travelled name badge from Falmouth smile

It's attached to my little rucksack and goes everyewhere I do - guarding the zip from any foreign miscreants who might otherwise want to delve into it's depths smile

Thank you again biggrin

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Thank you for all the Hugs Patrick hug I'm not quite sure what I did to deserve them......... If getting drunk and rambling gets you hugs, maybe I should do it more often wink

NYC I'm not sure asking myself, "what would make Molly happier?" is going to work in this problem. I'm sure Molly wouldn't be all that effected by me handing in my notice at work.

I missed a chance to hand my notice in over a year ago. I hung on in there in the hope of being made redundant and getting a pay out (small though it would have been). In the end they never made anyone redundant, they just moved them into positions they hated so much that they left by their own free will. They still have about 12 of us just left hanging. They were meant to redeploy us, but they never did. There is no work for us to do, so we just hang about doing nothing for 8 hours each day.

8 hours of doing nothing really got to me in the end. Then over christmas my M.E. flared back up. Now I'm signed off sick for 12 weeks. I have no idea what to do about work. I hate the place and never want to return, but I need the money to pay the bills. Do I resign and hope that my health gets better so I can find another job or do I just hang on in there waiting to see what happens. Let's be honest, who's going to want to employ someone that has to take 12 weeks off with ill health? Right now I just feel completely trapped in a job I hate because of my health. If I had just ended it back when the [censored] was really hitting the fan maybe I wouldn't be feeling that way. Maybe I missed the boat.

As for borrowing your body...... I'm not sure how that would feel...... pretty odd I'm guessing. Thank you for the offer. It's very kind of you, but I think I'll pass. I'm not sure I'm ready to pee standing up just yet biggrin hug


Durbs, does he huff smoke at anyone that comes close? To think I made a globe trotting dragon badge. For some reason that makes me giggle lots ubblol hug

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BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Durbs - thats a grand idea! I think I still have my Skullybadge somewhere, maybe it should go round Oz too! bounce

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Skully, you merit the hugs just by being you!

hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
My offer of help still stands. And if you're not ready to pee standing up yet you can always borrow my body. ubblol

Let me loose on those brambles!

hug

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Well Gayle, I might have to take you up on the offer soon hun. Give me a few weeks to get back up on my feet and I'll set up some kind of weed whacking party at my house. If you could find me a sexy carpenter to date too...... that would be good biggrin ubblove you loads hug kiss

Patrick I'm a moaning, whining, miserable old cow! I live in a house and have food to eat. I have a good family and fab friends and yet still I'm moaning about my lot. What I need is a damn good shake and a kick in the pants! But..... whilst I wait for that I'll take the hugs biggrin hug hug hug hug


Dave you'll have to be going some to beat Durbs on the most travelled badge. Maybe I should make you a few for the Ozzies, so you can deliver them. Then they can take theirs places too ubblol I could have weird hand made skully badges all over the globe! Oooooo Maybe I could get one blasted into space...... hmmmmm maybe not. Lets not add to the crap we humans have dumped up their already. You better have some hug hug hug too. Just coz....

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


I'll set up some kind of weed whacking party at my house.




Now THAT sounds fun! wink

Gayle.....!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


What I need is a damn good shake and a kick in the pants!




See now that expression makes sense in America where pants means trousers. But how does that make sense in the UK? If you need a kick in the pants, then why are you walking around without trousers anyway?

And as for your "Damn Good Shake" you're asking for... I'll let you pick...

You can unwrap this one:

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Or you can have this one:

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And this one seems fun:

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But I'd probably not take this guy up on a shake:

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hug either way.

biggrin

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
it is 7:50 AM. do youknow where your skulduggery is?

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Hey, you can send me a badge. Just might be able to beat a few people with travel kms. wink

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just for you darling:

https://web.ukonline.co.uk/neal.curr/hyperloop/photos.html

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
OoooooooOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOooo So many comments so little time........ hmmm no that's a lie. I have until 1 pm, so that's ages.

Firstly NYC can I have the first shake please followed by the run in the sea and all over body shake.

Oh and who says I have any trousers on or that I couldn't lower them for my kick in the pants if I did. In the UK we have trousers that are on and off-able. I know that will shock you people from all the other backward countries of the world that get sewn into your trousers. Come and live in the UK and get all the new fangled gadgets first, like buttons and zips wink biggrin

Bender don't fib it was 8.46pm when you asked. If I remember correctly I was combing my cat at that time. My cat hates being combed so it's always a bit of a battle. He won, as always ubblol

Patrick I will endevour to do that. I just need to find a laminator (shhhh don't tell anyone but I used to laminate them all in work. I provided my own plastic wallets but I used their machine)

Gayle who is that hunk you have showing off his skills with your divine poi? A cover model if ever I saw one! Not a bit gormless and boy can he tuck his t-shirts in! His mother would be proud ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


Oh and who says I have any trousers on or that I couldn't lower them for my kick in the pants if I did. In the UK we have trousers that are on and off-able.




So you're asking us to chase you around in your underwear and kick you? I think I'll pass. My country isn't as 'liberal' as yours. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Admit it NYC you are just jealous of our on and off-able trousers, aren't you ubblol

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GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
The guy in Gayles pics has a great backyard. Looks full of stuff

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Gnor - That's Bird!!

his dad emailed me this morning to check i liked the pictures and to thank me for using them. I thought that was so sweet. Dave knew nothing about it!

Gayle.....!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


Admit it NYC you are just jealous of our on and off-able trousers, aren't you ubblol




Just because I don't take em off in public as often as SOME people doesn't mean they don't come off.

eek

hug but only if you've got your trousers on. ubbangel

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Will PJ bottoms do?

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Not if that's the only think you're wearing.

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
We may have found a house! Yay! bounce

Gayle.....!


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I'm sorry, I'm out of the loop...



Who's "we"? smile



And YAY! For whomever "we" are. bounce

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*snog* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
NYC spank See you don't come and visit my thread, do you??

But i can see why not. You get snogs from Vix in here. I think i might stay wink

smile

Gayle.....!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
umm........

Today I feel a bit vacant, a bit angry and a bit yippeeeee bounce

Odd combination but hey, thats the way it goes.

Gayle hun thats fab news! I was reading in your intro about the cottage and the house. I hope one or other works out for you and Neal biggrin

NYC of course I was wearing more than just PJ bottoms. It's flippin' freezing here and being topless isn't really conducive with the weather....unless you want to poke out the eyes of a midget with your nipples. Being as I'm only 5'4" myself they would have to be a mighty short midget!...... they might also have to have their eyes out on stalks being as I have mighty small boobies too ubblol

Vixen was that you practicing to join in the lesbian lust kissing fest at the Cork Juggling convention? kiss

Gayle stop spanking NYC it will get him over excited and set him off dribbling. Think of the poor pigeons on his window ledge having to witness that ubblol

OMG I just empathised with Pigeons...... get me a doctor I must be sick!

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