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VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Hey, I just thought id introduce myself... or something cool like that. obviously my name is Vicki, Ive been spinning poi since Xmas this year (and im not that good!) I was just really looking for anybody in my area.... Oxford, Swindon..... that part of the world? xxx weavesmiley

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

JtJCheck ya later
500 posts
Location: Lower Shaw Farm

Posted:
you know what this means dont you vixen???

il trade you some tiger balm for some marzipan:D

Jake the Juggler

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
You mean you have balm in exchange for marzipan???
Or Marzipan in exchange for balm??? xx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
I would like to make a public announcement:

Coleman owns my nipples and from this day on, is allowed to do whatever he wishes to them.

redface
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
No... Im sorry i dont think so!!! Has this been discussed with Skully (You are her biatch) and Myself... (Your owner)... is there a contract...Do i need to contact a lawyer? ??? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
ahh...
Thankfully, you are correct. smile
You both own my nipples.

I am hereby issueing a statment correcting my original statement.

"Cole can hereby Rape and Burn my nipples with a hot soldering iron" - as signed by UCOF on this 03/10/2005

Guess what I didnt have time to do this weekend.. ubblol redface
animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK

Posted:
You forgot to rape and burn your nipples?

or probably make a nice cd for Mr cole...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
plural... redface
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Does that mean you didnt do mine either? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
:islame:
I have owed Cole these cds for over a year now redface

My housemate has said she has loads of blank cds she can give me, sop I reckon, in about 10 mins, I shall get off HOP, goto the post office, post Gelfling his phone, then come back and sit here for the rest of the day writing cds for everyone.

Watch me do that! bounce

and before I forget, a hug and a kiss for the beautiful Miss Vicki.
animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK

Posted:
Ooohh... Jon... If you're making cds... ubbangel

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Have you read my intro?
I need something from you first. tongue
animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK

Posted:
Read what? there's lots of nonsense in there, you know...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
You want [Old link] page
smile
Its at the bottom of one of my posts.



hug
colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
re: john's nipples.

i never wanted to own them and am happy with my rights as they stand smile

i can abuse them far better if i know they are somebody else's property umm

*plugs in the soldering iron, puts on the fattest tip ever seen and chows down on some chocolate covered marzipan in preparation for the imminent squeals*

you don't mind me doing this in your place do ya vix...? ubbangel devil :jonsburningfleshsmiley: spank

kiss


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Only if i can watch!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
of course you can watch biggrin

you can even pour salt and vinegar on at regular intervals if you like smile


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Perfect... *pulls on rubber gloves*

Do we need to tie him down first? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
i see no reason to make it any more pleasurable for him than it already is wink

right, the iron looks hot - get yer tits out jon, its nipple branding time... devil


cole. x

*i can't believe i just said 'get your tits out' in this thread and directed it at jon rolleyes*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom

Posted:
Written by: coleman


*i can't believe i just said 'get your tits out' in this thread and directed it at jon rolleyes*



ubblol

Gayle.....!

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
*slips these on before anyone notices*


Non-Https Image Link



ooooohh...owwww... ow.. that.. *ahem* really hurts Cole. Ooooooooh. Please stop.

(this is starting to sound a little too riske so im going to put my gimp mask on to stop me from objecting to this ...erm.. punishment I so rightly deserve)

biggrin
UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
kiss for you.. just because its...well..you
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
JOOOOONNNNNNNN - The answer was wrong... it was The Parker Tapes.... but i won anyway... ! haha. xxxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
Whaaaaaaa? umm
The last album Cassetteboy released was called "Micks Tape".

I found out that it was a compilation cd (like Inside a Whales Cock Vol 1), wheras The Parker Tapes was something they made on their own completely.

redface

How many tickets did you win?... ubbangel
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
I dont think i understand what you just said....

Just the one....but it was only £5 anyway! haha xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
I only just realised what it is in two weeks time... biggrin ubblove

bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Yeah.... been meaning to talk to you about that.... ubbcrying xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

Posted:
as the official fly on the wall for this thread this morning, this last revelation doesn't look like it was in the plan... umm

*flies round the lightbulb 6938 times then into the window twice and back for a second stint around the lightbulb*

wink kiss


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
eek
I can imagine what it might be...
ubbcrying
VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
ooooops xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
hug smile
a few more weeks is nothing.

*takes a deeeeep breath and walks out, whistling*
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