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Location: willesden green, london, england
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Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
hey all i hope things are cool
i have absolutely no idea what to write so, i will just post some random stuff, but iam open to answer any questions.
i class myself to be a realy mad, insane and to be a complete nutter (espeacially after a red bull or two) and i was told that i would fit in fine
all the things i like are completely mundayne to each other and i have a tendancy to do things the awkward way (but there is no other way).
i have only just gottenm into poi so be jentle plllleeeaaassseee
and i must say i am loving it. i am realy looking forward to getting to know you all and i hope you find me to be as insane as i feel 
speak soon and take care guys
mmmmuuuuaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
hey all i hope things are cool
i have absolutely no idea what to write so, i will just post some random stuff, but iam open to answer any questions.
i class myself to be a realy mad, insane and to be a complete nutter (espeacially after a red bull or two) and i was told that i would fit in fine
all the things i like are completely mundayne to each other and i have a tendancy to do things the awkward way (but there is no other way).
i have only just gottenm into poi so be jentle plllleeeaaassseee
and i must say i am loving it. i am realy looking forward to getting to know you all and i hope you find me to be as insane as i feel speak soon and take care guys
mmmmuuuuaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Willesden Green hey?
Thats north west London.
I think.
I live near there.
you said:
In that case:
Have you ever had inapropriate sexual relations with any seabound mammal?
How many damn "The Linux viruses are coming! Virus checkers are still relevant!" articles are we going to have to read until even the Mainstream Media starts ignoring the anti-virus vendors?
Were you ever in a nativity play? If so, which part did you play? (I was a shepherd!).
What is your favourite playground equipment?
Thank you!!
Willesden Green hey?
Thats north west London.
I think.
I live near there.
you said:
Quote:
iam open to answer any questions.
In that case:
Have you ever had inapropriate sexual relations with any seabound mammal?
How many damn "The Linux viruses are coming! Virus checkers are still relevant!" articles are we going to have to read until even the Mainstream Media starts ignoring the anti-virus vendors?
Were you ever in a nativity play? If so, which part did you play? (I was a shepherd!).
What is your favourite playground equipment?
Thank you!!
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Heya Chris
Don't worry about UCOF...they only let him out on weekends.
You do like the colour pink don't you....? 
Heya Chris
Don't worry about UCOF...they only let him out on weekends.
You do like the colour pink don't you....?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Location: willesden green, london, england
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Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
welll now lets see out of the whole 18 and a half years of my life i cannot say that i have had any sexual relations with a seabound animal altough i do have a tendancy to forget
the nativity play we did at school was about moses and how he tried to save people his people, appropriatley i was one of the soldiers who died ,
and my fav playground equipment has to be the mery-go-round
now i know that this might be a bit hard for you but do you have any normal questions lol
welll now lets see out of the whole 18 and a half years of my life i cannot say that i have had any sexual relations with a seabound animal altough i do have a tendancy to forget
the nativity play we did at school was about moses and how he tried to save people his people, appropriatley i was one of the soldiers who died ,
and my fav playground equipment has to be the mery-go-round
now i know that this might be a bit hard for you but do you have any normal questions lol
member
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Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
hey iam sure they will give him probation for a weekday or two
i do like the colour pink but i like "pink...?" more
hey iam sure they will give him probation for a weekday or two
i do like the colour pink but i like "pink...?" more
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
You obviously don't like the colour pink very much then if you like me better
You obviously don't like the colour pink very much then if you like me better
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello shades
how you doin? I was in a nativity play in school too! 
I once saw UCOF on a Friday but we had to hide him in a tent from the men in white coats carrying really big butterfly nets!
Hello shades
how you doin? I was in a nativity play in school too! I once saw UCOF on a Friday but we had to hide him in a tent from the men in white coats carrying really big butterfly nets!
Let's relight this forum 
member
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Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
oh no y did you have to go and do that "pink..?"
and as a reply to that, you are the meaning of pink so, to like you, is to love pink
oh no y did you have to go and do that "pink..?"
and as a reply to that, you are the meaning of pink so, to like you, is to love pink
member
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Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
hey thats cool what nativity play was you in?
and how big is ucof if the white coats need giant butterfly nets
lol
and what were you doing with a tent???
hey thats cool what nativity play was you in?
and how big is ucof if the white coats need giant butterfly nets
lol
and what were you doing with a tent???
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
'ello! welcome!
'ello!
welcome! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
member
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Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
hey thanx for welcome pounce.
i hope you are ok.
because i am going mmmmaaaaaaddddddddddd
hey thanx for welcome pounce.
i hope you are ok.
because i am going mmmmaaaaaaddddddddddd
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
why are you going mad?
why are you going mad?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
member
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Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
because iam mad muahahahahaha
and plus work sucks
because iam mad muahahahahaha
and plus work sucks
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
ahh i know that feeling
ahh i know that feeling
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Sponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Posted:
hello
It would be better if you were the skunk for the grinder
*Grind Grind Grind*
But you're not....
I may see you in summer if I can persuade my other friend of the poi nature to endure travelling down.
xx
hello
It would be better if you were the skunk for the grinder
*Grind Grind Grind*
But you're not....
I may see you in summer if I can persuade my other friend of the poi nature to endure travelling down.
xx
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Normal? What do you think this, a needlepoint board?
Needlepoint is normal.
We spin flaming balls around our bodies. WE'RE NOT NORMAL.
But Jon is probably the least normal of us.
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now i know that this might be a bit hard for you but do you have any normal questions lol
Normal? What do you think this, a needlepoint board?
Needlepoint is normal.
We spin flaming balls around our bodies. WE'RE NOT NORMAL.
But Jon is probably the least normal of us.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
member
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
hey thats cool i look forward to it
so hows things??
hey thats cool i look forward to it
so hows things??
member
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
11 posts
Location: willesden green, london, england
Posted:
lol, it was a sad attempt to be sarcastic
sorry if i sounded normal and sane because infact iam quite the oposite
muahahahahahahahahahahaha
muahahahahahahahahahahaha
lol, it was a sad attempt to be sarcastic
sorry if i sounded normal and sane because infact iam quite the oposite
muahahahahahahahahahahaha
muahahahahahahahahahahaha
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
but hang on..
You earlier said you were insane.
If you are insane, you would think you are perfectly normal.
Therefore you would not realise you are insane.
So you wouldnt go round saying it.
but hang on..
You earlier said you were insane.
If you are insane, you would think you are perfectly normal.
Therefore you would not realise you are insane.
So you wouldnt go round saying it.
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
unless he's so insane that he doesn't know that he's supposed to think he's normal
konsti, stop trying to be clever 
and shades
he's considerably bigger than a normal sized butterfly
unless he's so insane that he doesn't know that he's supposed to think he's normal
konsti, stop trying to be clever and shades
Quote:??
and how big is ucof if the white coats need giant butterfly nets
he's considerably bigger than a normal sized butterfly
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