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what did origionalsmit have done?
what is it that he wanted to keep getting bigger?
why won't he tell us?
answers on a stamped addressed envelope...
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be assured duball pain will ensue if you persist in this foolish endevour.
mods!! save my modesty!!
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it's obviously something worth knowing about...
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i'm intrigued....
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ok the sillyness has to stop.... smit if you would like to retract/change your original (gettit?) statement i'll reconsider my current position....
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up yours hamster fiend
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your heading for a big poi fight thrashing thursday mate.
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ok... i'm gonna tell em all if you keep talkin to me like that!
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balls i could have you with both your hands tied behind your back
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both my hands tied behind my back? just about the only way you'd even stand a chance yer pansy!!!
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right thats it mate. ill give you fair warning now. as soon as i see you on thursday im gonna run at you. knock you down to the ground.and pin you there so you cant move then ill burn off your eybrows and liberate all the hamsters you have hidden about your person.
you have been warned.
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what_ever....
besides i don't mate with hampsters, i train them to kill Danish people!!!
don't tell anyone but i actually work for the Hampster Liberation Front and have to perpetuate any rumours about hampserist fetishes to cover my true identity...
my Hampster Territorial Army shall be out on full force on thurs night though and will consider any assult on my person as an act of war towrads the nation of Hampsterland and will respond with nessecary force....
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here you dont have a hamster in you army called ginger Snapps do you??? its just he left to buy sunflower seeds a few years ago and never returnd ....
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besides i don't mate with hampsters,
dude i never said you mated with hamsters. sounds like a guilty concience to me.
freudian slide maybe.
fool. and let there be war
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we lost contact with Ginger Snapps sometime ago and even if we did know where she was we couldn't tell you as it may put her life at risk!!!
what i can let you know though is that she is/was a dedicated member of the HLF whose contribution to our cause was/is greatly valued....
long live Snapps, down with the Cage!!! down with Smit the false hampster freind who had a dodgy operation the nature of which we have yet to discover!!!
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rubbish, he has ginger snaps tied up in his grotty trent uni basement floor flat. surrounded by real chocolate and other things harmful to hamsters.
his so called HLF is really just an army of brainwashed mindless hamster zombies totally subservient to his will, only able to cling to his skinny frame as he hops and skips (naked) madly round the streets of nottingham, gibbering about monkeys and the coming of the 'the great wheel in the sky'
everone in notts has seen him is he is on the 'hamster offenders register'
its sad really. it shows how care in the community has broken down.
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it's funny when you think that the person who originaly mentioned abusing hampsters (originalsmit, 'how well do you know...' pg 81) has just had an operation to have one removed from his butt!!!!
haha.. it's out!!! your true colours have been revealed Mr. Smit....
your slander against the HLF won't stand up in the court of abuse to small furry animalsb when they final manage to liberate Fluffy (may the lord bless his soul) from your nether regions!!!!
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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What was it Richard Gear (allegedly) did with hamsters? is that the enlarging operation?!?!
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the same thing as originalsmit...
the enlarging operation is to make his bum big enough to let the poor thing out again and into the sunshine!
smit's kinda upset about the whole thing and is trying to make slanderous allegations aginst me to take the spotlight off himself. give him a few hours and he'll have made up some other crap to post about me...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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well it took about a day YOU FREAK.
but here we go.
dub is a fecophiliac, a nonce a hamster abuser a weirdo a cant -take-the-lid-off-the-jar-man an idiot a mental defective a fool an imbecile a cretin a useless peice of belly button fluff. a man who enjopys watching re runs of 1980s blue peter while smearing peanut butter all over his naked body.
seriously we were out spinning one time and he soaks his wicks in water then spends 5 mins trying to light them wondering WHY THEY WONT FLAME
his idea of a good time is sitting in the dark on his own with a laminated life size cut out of ann widdecombe (for those of you who dont know who she is....count yourselves lucky) for days on end until he eventually emerges covered in his own mess looking for more hamsters.
see you later tonight for a fight/ fire spin
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anyway i dont have a hamster.
freddy star ate my hamster.
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eek i recieved this in the post today .... they holding her up for ransom!!!!!
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see i told you look at his underhandded monster army of hamster based evil
scumbag you should be ashamed
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But what was the operation???
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smit has forgotten to mention that he was the numbskull that brought water along in a parrafin container in the first place and was using the same parrafin/water mix himself....
as for narr's photo of the captured Agent Nibblet, the HLF have a rescue team out looking for him at the moment, any information you can give them on his whereabouts would be appreciated!
however, i must impress upon anyone that reads this that the Hamspter Liberation Front does not exist and must never be spoken about. i would also like to thank smit for his perpetual smoke screen anti-propganda campaign.
long live Nibblet, down with the cage!
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dubs had no clue whats going on.
look above his avatar
nothing to do with hamsters??
laeder of the hlf. sounds like bollocks too me
come on dubs lets see you get out of that one
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i think the truth speaks for itself...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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There is no HLF! THIS is what he means to create!
The Qeisatz Haderach of Hamsters... DOOOOOOM! Oh the furry doooooom...
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Ahhh crap it wont post it... curses.
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