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Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
yetserday i caught my sister and her friends trying to out do eachother with their battle scars...so being the mature person i am i thought id do the same with you guys biggrin

right so here are mine:

1) well this is a kinda scar..i have pencil lead stuck in one of my toes

2) a scar on my left foot from my friends wok falling off the hob and splashing my with hot oil .. much swearing ensued!!

3) scar on my right shin from running into an ill placed wall..whoever built it where it is is an idiot ...it has nothing to do with me running round in pitch black at all!!

4) scar on my butt cheek ... was hiding behind a wall from my mum (was in trouble) slid down the wall to crouch on the floor to hide better..only not realising that leaning again that wall was the broken glass door to my mums display cabinate ..my screams gave away where i was!!

5)scar on my chin from chasing my sis around a shopping mall, with newly polished floors..hence me going arse over tit and taking a chunk out my chin ..all in perfect timing for school photos biggrin

6) scar on my cheek that you can barely see anymore ..my sis and i used to put toothpaste over our faces then pretend to shave..to be like dad..bright spark here decided to used dads razor one day instead of the usual handle of the toothbrush ... again much blood curdling screams followed!

7)a scar in my hairline..have no idea how it got there!?!?!? possible cause for it may be me trying to do a flip off my dressing table!!?! who knows!

so comeon out do me!! tongue

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I have some chicken pox scars on my face, a scar on my left index finger from a little run-in with a pocket knife while whittling as a Boy Scout, and a little scar courtesy of a crazy dog I had as a kid.

That's really about it.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh i forgot my chicken pox scars! ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
jeez pounce anthing else you conveniently 'forgot'?!?!?! wink

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
oh shush. biggrin i said at the beginning i'd probably forget some. i'm seriously covered in scars! ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
woah! im so boring! i have a scar on my little finger from where i nearly cut it off as a 2 year old! but its in the natural grove of my finger so u cant really tell! and thats about it i think!!!! *checks* oh, i have a tiny mark from my first poi burn! and dammit i think thats it! oh no! this is terrible! i think it needs fixing!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


JiraKoruBRONZE Member
Member

Location: USA


Posted:
woo scars and stuff!

1. 1 cm scar on my right arm. A dog bit me hard when i was little. Blood was just gushing out and i had white ooze just flow out of my arm....nasty isnt it XD

2. 1 cm scar on my left thumb. i was carving wood during last summer and i wanted to make a hole in the woood....and you know what happens next...

3. a scar all around my arm about 10 cm. I did a wrap around my arm with the ball chain...got stuck on my arm....BLOOD!

4. 5 cm scar. I was sword fighting with my brother and he got me good.

5.both elbows with cuts. Falling on these babies about 234 times during my youth...stupid bicycle....

6. a huge ass indent/scar on the top of my head. When i was 2 years old,my parents were working in a gas station. I was behind a car..nobody could see me..and that guy backed up....ow?

7. 2 cm scar around the temples. hitting into a corner

8.1 cm scar on the side of my mouth. My brother attacked me with a plastic SHARP axe......

9.2 cm scar on the neck from a cat...stupid cat

10-20 various small scars on my ribs and body from falling down alot or getting sharp objects into my skin.

21.....crap i have too many scars on my legs

...est. 50 scars on my entire body and ZERO stitches! roar! im the man! who bleeds alot! yay! XD

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ok this is bad.....i'm remembering more scars by reading everyone else's....

scar on the back of my thigh where a dog (half husky half wolf mix) bit me

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


JiraKoruBRONZE Member
Member

Location: USA


Posted:
kinky dog bites unite!

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


ImmortalAngelSILVER Member
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
I have to agree with who ever said we shouldn't score this by stitches...

Every scar I've gotten has taken off massive chunks of flesh but I've never gotten stitches. I always put a big bandage on it, and tape it shut really hard...

I lose about a pint of blood every month from practicing in my dojo alone, not to mention every time I cut my self open with an axe while cutting wood...well axe or wood flying into my hands, cuting half the hand open...

I have to many scars to count really...and many more I can't see, but I remember where everyone came from wink or I would the second I saw it.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
well well well what do i have
ummmmmmmmm


1.three scars on my left elbow from where i went arse over head trying to bunny hop up a gutter well i made the hop its just that damn rock was to bloody stubborn to move after i persistently asked it to move!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.multiple scars on my thighs from countless smilies!!!!!!!! (for those who do not know what a smilely is a smilely is where you ignite a lighter and let it burn until it is basically red hot then you let go of the button and hold the lighter onto yuor skin thus burning yourself the burn looks simialr to a smilely face that is where the name comes from) i advise you do not do it self mutilation is NOT cool

3. scar running the whole lenght of my foot from where they did a messy little op to remove a plantar wart

4.tiny little one centimetre bumps all over my body (well i wouldnt really say ALL over - one on my in thigh, one under my boob, one on my belly, one on my neck, two on my ankle and one on my wrist) from a rather yucky case of the chicken pox

5. half moon looking scar on my hip from said bike crash

6.multiple little scars on fingers from punching ....things

7. and a scar on my bum from where my friend and i for some reason thought that we would show our intelligence and artistic ability by giving each other home made tattoos


i think we are all mad


confused

we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
*thinks pounce is just making up scars now cos she thinks someones gonna beat her * tongue

not mad just accident prone idiots biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
no........................ we're mad crazy accident prone, stupid lovable ........um well i wouldnt quite call some of us human but we are all definately lovable things

we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


Snakeymember
16 posts
Location: Isle of Wight, England


Posted:
This isn't fair, I've had far more stupid injuries than most but I'm really good at healing (must be all the practice) and rarely scar. Never had any stitches cos the NHS are tight wads and only give me plasters.
All the ones I can think of are

1) pox scar on my left fore arm.

2) about 9 scars above and below my knees and elbows from foolish grazes that have moved now my skin is bigger.

3) hair line scar about 3cm long running down the middle of my nose (definately the best one) from when I split my nose in half on a chair leg (visciously sharp!!) when I was 2.

4) A variety of lumps and dents on my shins from constantly walking into things.

Thats a bit feeble really, never had an operation, only two broken arms. I was always falling out of trees and stuff (being a monkey) and was always hurt least when I fell on my head. Although nearly a hundred concussions later I'm not so sure. confused

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
Quote:

*thinks pounce is just making up scars now cos she thinks someones gonna beat her * tongue

not mad just accident prone idiots biggrin




no m'dear, i just seem to fall under the accident prone idiot ubblol

i have a smilie scar too! ya i was dumb once.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
smilies are fun lalalalaa lalalaa ubbloco

we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


bubblishisFalse Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City


Posted:
I don't have very many scars at all. ubbcrying Oops I mean ubbtickled

But I did cut myself once on purpose! 3 stitches!!!

And I still have a scar from when somehow I just fell while walking down the street. Not much damage but it was pretty embarassing. My shoes flew off. Some guy stopped and asked me if I was ok.

Does that put me in the running? How about in the running to be in the running? Maybe walking. More of a stroll. With frequent rests.


All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
Quote:

Does that put me in the running? How about in the running to be in the running? Maybe walking. More of a stroll. With frequent rests.




LMAO!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


bubblishisFalse Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City


Posted:
Quote:

Quote:

Does that put me in the running? How about in the running to be in the running? Maybe walking. More of a stroll. With frequent rests.




LMAO!!!




Yikes! I gues I have a sense of humor after all. ubbangel


All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.


p.h.o.b.o.smember
11 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
-I have a scar on my chin from jumping up and down on a glue bottle to get it open. I slipped and slammed my chin on the desk and went out cold for a minute or two.

-I have an awesome jagged T-shaped scar down my left cheek.. I acquired it when I was a baby and had chicken pox.

-Scar on the right side of my nose from surgery

-Scar on my chest from chicken pox

-Scar up my leg fron the time I dragged a metall cage out of the ocean in an attempt to save baby animals. As I was dragging it a rusty spikey part dragged up my leg. Ouch.

-Scar on my right big toe from strenuous DDR playing. I played nine hours that day o.O;

-Scar on my knees from a dance move in the Gr. 9 musical. Splintery floors are not, i repeat, NOT your friends!

-Scar on my finger from hacking off a hunk of it while trying to open up a package of frozen hot dogs witha very, very sharp knife!

-Buggered up ears (on the inside of the lobes) from a piercing job gone horribly worng

bwahaha, in my 15yrs of experience, id say I have enough scars... eek Not to mention the various mental scarrings as well! ubbloco
<3
phobos biggrin

Je suis le dieu de les pamplemousses! adorez moi!


Matthew_NeSILVER Member
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA


Posted:
Ok, this should be interesting.

1) Scar on my right forearm, from my Innercore.. 3in long and very bright compared to the rest of my skin.

2) Smaller 1cm scar next to that (perpendicular) from Monkeyfist wrapping..

3) Small piece of lead from pencil in my left foot.. don't ask.

4) Large (4in) scar on my lower left back from a botched mole removal.

5) Small scar on my left pointer finger from who knows where..

That's all I can think of for now.

i8beefy2GOLD Member
addict
674 posts
Location: Ohio, USA


Posted:
Haha always good to hear about such things...

1) Scar on my forehead, about 1/2 an inch... 15" Numchaku under arm hand off gone bad...

2 & 3) This one I'm counting as two because it happened TWICE resulting in the bigger scar. Above my left eyebrow, but hidden by the hair, about 1/2 inch. Learning helicopter tosses with a staff.

3) Small (now) round burn on right shoulder blade. Spinning staff without a shirt on.

4, 5, &6) 1/4 inch scar on right thumb, right middle finger first knuckle, and left hand index finger on the side. All from learning tosses with a butterfly knife.

On top of that a number of burn marks (of course), various patches of arm hair that no longer grow back ( ubbcrying) and several scars which I can no longer account for.

Astarmember
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.


Posted:
scar on my inner thigh, from when my psychotic brother threw a red hot piece of metal at me he dug out of the fire when camping.

scar on the hand from a time I jumped over a chainlink fence and my hand got caught on a piece of the wire that was bent upwards instead of folded onto it'self, I was hanging from my skin when I fell (it was a chest high fence so I just stood up so I didn't hang there long)

I have two scars from third degree burns on my arm, they are self inflicted.

Numerous self inflicted scars on my legs above the knee's.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
My knees look like scrotums because of all the tiny pock marks..

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Twisthem488member
187 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
ehhh pooh. you make me feel like a bum who does nothing that sits at the computer all day and juggles at night. ive never broken a bone, or sprained one for that matter. small scars on my hands and arms because my friends enjoy my invulnerability to most pain, so they scratch me a lot, bout 3mm scar on my thumb from peeling potatoes, and a circle scar in my leg. i had a blood clot (was the size of half of a tennis ball, and when you touched my leg it was warm and would jiggle) so they gut it open, and stuck a tube in it for a couple weeks :P im to lazy to get injurys.

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
well...



1)broken pinkie



2)broken thumb



3)sprained both wrists repeatedly



4)sprained both ankles repeatedly



5)sprained n strained mearly all muscles in my legs



6)lost count of the concusions



7) broken nose 9 times (rugby)



8)cigarette burns on fore arms (3 on left, 1 on right)



9)and a huge circle that was a smiley that got infected on my

right shin.





is that it?

i think so...

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
1. scar on my right eyebrow that runs verticly from where i tripped and went head first into the aluminum frame of a sliding glas door.

2. a dent in my forehead froom same accident

3. the right half of my forehead is paralized from that accident also

4. I have a scar down the outside of my big toe on my right foot.it goes from the end of my toe to the nuckle or the beggining of my foot*was'nt shure how to explain that*

5. I have a scar on the inside of my left elbow from where i hung from razor wire for an hour and a half.

6. I have a scar on the inside of my right arm grom the above accident.

7. Ihave a scare running across my left index finger from when i whacked my self with a machette.

8. I have a scar on my right thumb from working in a bar. I reached in a cooler to get juice for a bartender and caught the thing that the dividers connect to with my thumb and it pulled the skin of the back of my thumb.

9. I have a scar going the same direction as my forearm from an attempted suicide.

10. i have a scar on my right palm from where i stabed myself trying to sharpen a knife.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


certifiedloonSILVER Member
newbie
29 posts
Location: currently New Zealand


Posted:
Lots and lots of random scars on left arm from depressed teen stage

Very deep graze scars on both knees and elbows from years of crazy-ass rollerblading

Cut across top of nose from best friend slapping me in face with glasses on

Perhaps most random scar on this thread - cut across big toe of right foot from a stingray whilst swimming in Oman. The cut didn't hurt that much but much screaming and writhing and unbelieveable agony ensued from the venom!!

Hopefully I'll get some poi wounds (unless you count bruised nuts, had that plenty of times whilst learning!) to be proud of, when I start spinning fire more regularly smile c'mon burn me!!

Very impressed by some people's collections, although not in the least bit jealous! Oh and Pounce I looked it up. Do you just do it to yourself or other people? Maybe my ex had it, cos she always wanted to pull random hairs out of my face!

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
it can migrate to wanting to do it to other people. a lot of times, people with it will pick the lint off other people's clothes, things like that.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Fitria


Oh good god this will take a while:

I am going to go from top to bottom of my body:

1. The three under my nose from the reconstructive surgery when I was just one week old

2. The scar on my top lip from the same operation

3. The two scars on the bottom of my lip from more reconstructive surgery when I was only five

4. Two scars in my mouth from even more reconstructive surgery when I was 13. (on the top part of my gum)

5. The scar on my pointer finger on my left hand from where I almost sliced off the top part of my finger during my chefing days.

6. Scar on my left thumb also a victim of my knife when I was doing chefing.

7. Scar on my right arm from a cancerous mole being taken off

8. Four separate burn scars from poi (wrist wraps are my enemy)

9. Scar on both my left and right wrists from when I was working in a chemical company and in an Occ Health and Safety issue some was spilled....I slipped in it and broke my fall with my wrists and hands...the chemicals ate away at my skin and scarred me very lightly.

10. Scar on my hip from more reconstructive surgery when I was thirteen (yes it was at the same time as my mouth, they took a bone from my hip, cut it in half and placed it in my mouth).

11. Scar on my left knee from a cat scratch when I was about 10

12. Scar on my right shin from a cigarette burn that was given to me by my nasty ex.

13. I have small scars in each of my ears and also in my nose from piercings that I used to have

These aren't really scars from here but some weird things:

I also have a little bit of graphite in my right hand from when I was 7 years old.

I have a permanent bruise on my right hand near my little finger from a skating accident.

And last but by far not the least I have a hole in the roof of my mouth (it's called a fistula) out of which I can make the freakiest noises.

I think that is about it. Oh well it is all I remember at this point in time.








Had to dust off this old one cause I needed to add more to my list (as above under my previous login name).

14: I have another cigarette burn scar on my right arm now, due to a friend giving me a drunken hug while he was holding a cigarette which ended up on my skin.

15: 6 scars on my right foot all from a bad burn with a wire wool cage accident.

16: A huge scar on my left shoulder also from an accident with wire wool cages.

17. A cut from a razor has left my left arm with a mark that runs most of the length. (never refuse to give money to a drunken idiot on the street when they have a razor blade in their hand)

18: There is a small straight cut on my right arm near my elbow...I have no idea where it came from.

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