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Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
yay,
i love this thread
i think by reading it all in one go you loose just as many braincells as during a one week binge in canterbury....
(sounding familiar jon?)
yay,
i love this thread
i think by reading it all in one go you loose just as many braincells as during a one week binge in canterbury....
(sounding familiar jon?)
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Yes.
Very.
They were fun.
Yes.
Very.
They were fun.
veteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
*drops by to say hi* haven't seen anyone in ages!
*drops by to say hi* haven't seen anyone in ages!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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member
136 posts
Location: USA
member
136 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
-I am a friend of the monkeys.
-I have a t-shirt from bianca's smutshack that says "bread + cheese = love"
-There is a banana in my pocket.
-I have witnessed monkeys who can read.
-John Ziller rode to the sun with a monkey in a hot air balloon.
-A monkey jumped into my taxi when I was in Cambodia, then another monkey grabed her tail and she fell out.
monkey poi is ok as long as they aren't on fire!!
mmm, monkey fists on fire, goodly......
EDITED_BY: filthy assistant #1 (1098813374)
-I am a friend of the monkeys.
-I have a t-shirt from bianca's smutshack that says "bread + cheese = love"
-There is a banana in my pocket.
-I have witnessed monkeys who can read.
-John Ziller rode to the sun with a monkey in a hot air balloon.
-A monkey jumped into my taxi when I was in Cambodia, then another monkey grabed her tail and she fell out.
monkey poi is ok as long as they aren't on fire!!
mmm, monkey fists on fire, goodly......
EDITED_BY: filthy assistant #1 (1098813374)
I AM working.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
monkey who can read?
i am fascinated...
BTW, i like your name filthy assistant. Spider Jerusalem kicks ass
ok, let's see, i have a physically impossible meta-hug here for konsti :metahug: miss you dude...
1 squeezyhug for polythene who should come see people more :squeezyhug:
a big sloppy snog for Joany Yucof
and jemmamamimamymamoomamarma: check yah messagz girlygirl
Ms Duggery: fear not! i am still safe in the woods. They are now muddy. Also the owls are all currently going mental. When i go out for a late night jazz-woodbine i'm suddenly surrounded by some crazy 5.1 stereo surround sound owl orchestra.
The hooting is ok, but the screeching is proper scary like...
hmm... theres an Alan Moore quote from Watchmen about owl screeches.
*suddenly becomes distracted and wanders off...*
monkey who can read?
i am fascinated...
BTW, i like your name filthy assistant. Spider Jerusalem kicks ass
ok, let's see, i have a physically impossible meta-hug here for konsti :metahug: miss you dude...
1 squeezyhug for polythene who should come see people more :squeezyhug:
a big sloppy snog for Joany Yucof
and jemmamamimamymamoomamarma: check yah messagz girlygirl
Ms Duggery: fear not! i am still safe in the woods. They are now muddy. Also the owls are all currently going mental. When i go out for a late night jazz-woodbine i'm suddenly surrounded by some crazy 5.1 stereo surround sound owl orchestra.
The hooting is ok, but the screeching is proper scary like...
hmm... theres an Alan Moore quote from Watchmen about owl screeches.
*suddenly becomes distracted and wanders off...*
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello Simian. NIce post. If I could read then i would like it even more i'm sure. But i only ever learnt to skim - which is much better when done to milk. Although it does usually mean i end up with a lapful of cream.
I have an owl. his name is Wol. It's an anagram. But i'm not sure what of....
hello Simian. NIce post. If I could read then i would like it even more i'm sure. But i only ever learnt to skim - which is much better when done to milk. Although it does usually mean i end up with a lapful of cream.
I have an owl. his name is Wol. It's an anagram. But i'm not sure what of....
Meh
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hang on, i'm ace at anagrams.
ahha! its an anagram of Low.
possibly he suffers from avian vertigo
or maybe he has a particularly booming hoot, like a subwoofer.
Hang on, i'm ace at anagrams.
ahha! its an anagram of Low.
possibly he suffers from avian vertigo
or maybe he has a particularly booming hoot, like a subwoofer.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Written by: Cantus
a lapful of cream
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
i think cream is an anagram too. Possibly of penguin.
i think cream is an anagram too. Possibly of penguin.
Meh
veteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
No, it's 'cremate', but without the 'te'. I'll have mine with soyamilk and two sugars, please.
No, it's 'cremate', but without the 'te'. I'll have mine with soyamilk and two sugars, please.
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'll put the kettle on.
I'll put the kettle on.
Meh
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
i found my copy of Watchmen:
he's right y'know. It sounds bloody scary.
i found my copy of Watchmen:
Written by: Alan Moore
...It is a fallacy to suppose that owls screech to startle their prey from hiding, as some have suggested; the cry of the hunting owl is a voice from Hell, and it turns the scrabbling voles to statues; roots the weasel to the soil...
he's right y'know. It sounds bloody scary.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
i'll have two sugars please Cantus
and use the proper tea, not any of that herbal fruity rubbish that Weasel keeps on buying.
You know why hippies drink all those herbal teas?
cos they reckon proper tea is theft.
i'll have two sugars please Cantus
and use the proper tea, not any of that herbal fruity rubbish that Weasel keeps on buying.
You know why hippies drink all those herbal teas?
cos they reckon proper tea is theft.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
you're confusing it with taking stuff that doesn't belong to you at all are you?
I'm sure to a twisted hippy mind that that could be confused with tea.....
you're confusing it with taking stuff that doesn't belong to you at all are you?
I'm sure to a twisted hippy mind that that could be confused with tea.....
Meh
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
i'm now most confused as to whether Cantus didn't get my crap joke, or if he did get it but is just choosing to be obtuse.
You have to watch out for people being obtuse. If you're not careful it can get quite acute, and then everything will go all scalene.
i'm now most confused as to whether Cantus didn't get my crap joke, or if he did get it but is just choosing to be obtuse.
You have to watch out for people being obtuse. If you're not careful it can get quite acute, and then everything will go all scalene.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Ive textededededed you but I havce recieved no reply.
Should I send out the Search and Rescue Badgers?
Im getting quite worried now.
Its been at least a minute since I sent it.....
Then again, there were technically no questions in it, so maybe you dont realise I want , nay, need you to reply...
Whats going on?
Who are you?
Where am I?
What year is this?
Who is the President?
Ive textededededed you but I havce recieved no reply.
Should I send out the Search and Rescue Badgers?
Im getting quite worried now.
Its been at least a minute since I sent it.....
Then again, there were technically no questions in it, so maybe you dont realise I want , nay, need you to reply...
Whats going on?
Who are you?
Where am I?
What year is this?
Who is the President?
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Chocolate eating and listening to music
A loonie
In your friend/housemates bedroom
2004
Some ass hole
Hope that helps Jon
Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom
Whats going on?
Who are you?
Where am I?
What year is this?
Who is the President?
Chocolate eating and listening to music
A loonie
In your friend/housemates bedroom
2004
Some ass hole
Hope that helps Jon
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
and Simon..
I think you were looking for the word "Reflex" if that was to actually be a half good angles joke.
Not Scalene.
and Simon..
I think you were looking for the word "Reflex" if that was to actually be a half good angles joke.
Not Scalene.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Actually i was referring to the fact that a triangle with one obtuse and one acute angle could very possibly be scalene (though it could also be isoceles... i think...)
and i'm waiting for you to call, just like you said you were going to in your text.
hang on, give me ten minutes to roll a jazz woodbine...
PS. Why is Skulduggery so obsessed with hugging George Bush? Always with the President cuddling, that girl...
Actually i was referring to the fact that a triangle with one obtuse and one acute angle could very possibly be scalene (though it could also be isoceles... i think...)
and i'm waiting for you to call, just like you said you were going to in your text.
hang on, give me ten minutes to roll a jazz woodbine...
PS. Why is Skulduggery so obsessed with hugging George Bush? Always with the President cuddling, that girl...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Simian you are just jealous I didn't squish you in a huggy arm smooch!
Simian you are just jealous I didn't squish you in a huggy arm smooch!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I have acute hearing.
My brother's weighty girlfriend bought it for me
I have acute hearing.
My brother's weighty girlfriend bought it for me
Meh
member
71 posts
Location: Melbourne
71 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
aHA! Against all odds, I remembered my login name and password.
This is the first time I´ve been here since bloody ages. I´ve noticed a distinct lack of the word "bloody" in any post I´ve read ever in these forums. Is this word ok, or is it not family enough?
Anyway, I´m bloody stuck here in bloody Cologne, and as soon as someone buys our bloody truck, I can get over to England and say hello properly.
In the meantime, a friendly hello from one monkey to another. There´s no-one here to play with, and it´s too cold and there are no hugs (though considering my recent misadventures, it´s probably all I deserve). I haven´t met a single contact-juggler, and only a handful of poi-people.
I miss ya, and Weasel, and the whole juggly-spinny-scene over there in Babylondon.
By the way, you are absolutely right that a scalene has one acute and one obtuse angle. There´s nothing obtuse about isoceles.
Say hi to the London spinners. Hopefully I can drop by soon.
aHA! Against all odds, I remembered my login name and password.
This is the first time I´ve been here since bloody ages. I´ve noticed a distinct lack of the word "bloody" in any post I´ve read ever in these forums. Is this word ok, or is it not family enough?
Anyway, I´m bloody stuck here in bloody Cologne, and as soon as someone buys our bloody truck, I can get over to England and say hello properly.
In the meantime, a friendly hello from one monkey to another. There´s no-one here to play with, and it´s too cold and there are no hugs (though considering my recent misadventures, it´s probably all I deserve). I haven´t met a single contact-juggler, and only a handful of poi-people.
I miss ya, and Weasel, and the whole juggly-spinny-scene over there in Babylondon.
By the way, you are absolutely right that a scalene has one acute and one obtuse angle. There´s nothing obtuse about isoceles.
Say hi to the London spinners. Hopefully I can drop by soon.
Time's fun when you're having flies
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
So what is a reflex angle then?
Anyone want a banana?
*note to simian* Do the calculations again as they must have changed by now.
So what is a reflex angle then?
Anyone want a banana?
*note to simian* Do the calculations again as they must have changed by now.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
a reflex angle is an angle larger than 180*
that still doesn't affect the quality of my joke, no matter what your trigonometrical opinion
by my calculations there are STILL probably about 1.5 billion people who want a banana. So yes, someone does want a banana.
ivan
hey dude, i heard that you were stuck with a truck in foreign parts.
i'm not in london at the moment
although hopefully i will be moving back there soon
nobody does handstands in london since you left. its so boring when everyone's the right way up...
miss you too, dude. Now sell that goddam truck and get back over here
a reflex angle is an angle larger than 180*
that still doesn't affect the quality of my joke, no matter what your trigonometrical opinion
by my calculations there are STILL probably about 1.5 billion people who want a banana. So yes, someone does want a banana.
ivan
hey dude, i heard that you were stuck with a truck in foreign parts.
i'm not in london at the moment
although hopefully i will be moving back there soon
nobody does handstands in london since you left. its so boring when everyone's the right way up...
miss you too, dude. Now sell that goddam truck and get back over here
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
acute hearing you see cos it's...oh never mind.
acute hearing you see cos it's...oh never mind.
Meh
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Simian We have to meet up again soon... are you coming to Tribe of Frog?
Do you still see Weasel? Just he text me the other day and i have no credit to text back
Simian
We have to meet up again soon... are you coming to Tribe of Frog?Do you still see Weasel? Just he text me the other day and i have no credit to text back
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Cantus - i got the acute reference. it's the weighty girlfriend bit thats baffled me...
pinkapinka - i'm going to stay with weasel this weekend any messages for him?
a tribe of frogs you say? i know nothing of these frog tribes. i shall investigate...
Cantus - i got the acute reference. it's the weighty girlfriend bit thats baffled me...
pinkapinka - i'm going to stay with weasel this weekend
any messages for him?a tribe of frogs you say? i know nothing of these frog tribes. i shall investigate...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Have you sucessfully investigated now?
Did you get my text this moring?
Skin up.
Have you sucessfully investigated now?
Did you get my text this moring?
Skin up.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yes please, can you tell him i hope his knee gets better and i have no credit so can't text him back.. and give him a big hug from me.
And you mr Simian Monkey... Justine has demanded that i kidnapp you for a game of Cludo soon.
Yes please, can you tell him i hope his knee gets better and i have no credit so can't text him back.. and give him a big hug from me.
And you mr Simian Monkey... Justine has demanded that i kidnapp you for a game of Cludo soon.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well she's huge you see. She weighs about 16st.
Does that help clarify at all?
Well she's huge you see. She weighs about 16st.
Does that help clarify at all?
Meh
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