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3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
Since this the monkey treehouse and all, it's probably the best place to put this here link:
Monkey Lander
Since this the monkey treehouse and all, it's probably the best place to put this here link:
Monkey Lander
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
This is your year Monkeys - use it wisely
This is your year Monkeys - use it wisely
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Indeed.
i was born 2 years of the monkey ago
this will make me three in monkey years
glad that i narrowly avoided being a goat instead
Indeed.
i was born 2 years of the monkey ago
this will make me three in monkey years
glad that i narrowly avoided being a goat instead
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
Posted:
Hey hoe Simian
I was born a cock, but I have defecetd and am now siding with the monkeys
Hey hoe Simian
I was born a cock, but I have defecetd and am now siding with the monkeys
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
Hey Simian! Are you off that air strip/field yet?
Anyway....
that's all really.
Hey Simian! Are you off that air strip/field yet?
Anyway
.... that's all really.
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
member
25 posts
Location: Leeds. U.K
25 posts
Location: Leeds. U.K
Posted:
if i bring some banana punch can join the tree house?
i am monkey obsessed................
if i bring some banana punch can join the tree house?
i am monkey obsessed................
"the monkey stole my poi"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
I think I was born in the year of the monkey too.
They're celebrating the Chinese New Year outside my house this year....
can't wait...
I think I was born in the year of the monkey too.
They're celebrating the Chinese New Year outside my house this year....
can't wait... I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
i'm a monkey too. monkey's rock! yay monkeys!
i'm a monkey too. monkey's rock! yay monkeys!
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
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big up to the monkey treehouse and all it's inhabitants, simian or sapien
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big up to the monkey treehouse and all it's inhabitants, simian or sapien
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"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK
206 posts
Location: UK
Posted:
today there were two monkey's on the google of the google search page which made he think of the HoP monkey's so i thought i would say hi and bring some bananas along to the house as a present. hope thats ok
today there were two monkey's on the google of the google search page which made he think of the HoP monkey's so i thought i would say hi and bring some bananas along to the house as a present. hope thats ok
Poi... it's an obsession.
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Was just about to do the same....but you beat me to it!
I never have *any* original thoughts
Was just about to do the same....but you beat me to it!
I never have *any* original thoughts
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK
206 posts
Location: UK
Posted:
sorry hels
sorry hels
Poi... it's an obsession.
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
nay problemo Was only kidding.
Great minds and all that!
nay problemo
Was only kidding. Great minds and all that!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
happy new year to the king of the swingers
happy new year to the king of the swingers "i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
veteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
Ook.
Ook.
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
I found a monkey tree house!!!! So fun jumping from tree to tree!!!!! Wipeee monkey heaven!
And I have a feeling I some how know this monkey! He isquickwitted and somewhat clever ok ok so hes well clever or maybe its all a game and hes pretending to be clever to fool us but wait the would means that he was!?!?!?!! I cant take this! monkeys monkeying around makin people feel all good inside and like they really make a difference goodness dunno maybe its the princess withdrawl getting to me as well as the feeling the I haven't climbed up cool treehouses in a while...
well monkeys make a difference! should I type that in bold?! wait the cats my get upset and then the other pixies will come bite me bum!
have I really managed to run myself in this many circles!!!!
ah the point of the madness is I LOVE THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
see you soon mr. munkey!
love and light
drome
I found a monkey tree house!!!! So fun jumping from tree to tree!!!!! Wipeee monkey heaven!
And I have a feeling I some how know this monkey! He isquickwitted and somewhat clever ok ok so hes well clever or maybe its all a game and hes pretending to be clever to fool us but wait the would means that he was!?!?!?!! I cant take this! monkeys monkeying around makin people feel all good inside and like they really make a difference goodness dunno maybe its the princess withdrawl getting to me as well as the feeling the I haven't climbed up cool treehouses in a while...
well monkeys make a difference! should I type that in bold?! wait the cats my get upset and then the other pixies will come bite me bum!
have I really managed to run myself in this many circles!!!!
ah the point of the madness is I LOVE THE MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
see you soon mr. munkey!
love and light
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Things are pleasant chez le arbre-maison de le singe.
tray formidarbler actually
the year of the monkey and age of aquarius are combining to fill me with a sense of enormous wellbeing
well, they would be if i wasn't a sceptical atheisty type monkey
it must just be seratonin
that'll be all the bananas...
hugs for thread visitors from the ape of intro neglection:
:p
Things are pleasant chez le arbre-maison de le singe.
tray formidarbler actually
the year of the monkey and age of aquarius are combining to fill me with a sense of enormous wellbeing
well, they would be if i wasn't a sceptical atheisty type monkey
it must just be seratonin
that'll be all the bananas...
hugs for thread visitors from the ape of intro neglection:
:p "Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
*knock knock*
nana delivery?
*knock knock*
nana delivery?
Step (el-nombrie)
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Primal chaos ruled the worlds before Monkey. Monkey was born of time, of Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon: the Stone Ape. He was irrepresible.
Primal chaos ruled the worlds before Monkey. Monkey was born of time, of Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon: the Stone Ape. He was irrepresible.
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
surly teh quote form money is
and this made the stone egg of knoledge, and from teh stone egg came money and teh nature of money was irrepessible!
im sure that sonds closer
hold oon ill go fly off on my cloud to find out
*waves two fingers infront of mouth and summons cloud*
surly teh quote form money is
and this made the stone egg of knoledge, and from teh stone egg came money and teh nature of money was irrepessible!
im sure that sonds closer
hold oon ill go fly off on my cloud to find out
*waves two fingers infront of mouth and summons cloud*
Step (el-nombrie)
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
hey monkey man
u forgot your monkey milk t shirt and a pair of lovely wasched out black- grey socks in my room.
in case u were looking for it
was a great weekend, was nice chilling with u
see u soon
hey monkey man
u forgot your monkey milk t shirt and a pair of lovely wasched out black- grey socks in my room.
in case u were looking for it
was a great weekend, was nice chilling with u
see u soon
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Step attempts to correct someone elses quote by quoting it:
a) with 6 brand new spelling mistakes
and
b) totally incorrectly...
Kat was verbatim i believe, especially as she's the second person who's said that to me today...
Step attempts to correct someone elses quote by quoting it:
a) with 6 brand new spelling mistakes
and
b) totally incorrectly...
Kat was verbatim i believe, especially as she's the second person who's said that to me today...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yay, you have the monkey milk tshirt!:
i was worried for it.
its only a week old today...
i like your crazy ant avatar too...
oops, nearly time for me to go meet ewan for a pre-spitz chill
it's a hard knock life
Yay, you have the monkey milk tshirt!
:i was worried for it.
its only a week old today...
i like your crazy ant avatar too...
oops, nearly time for me to go meet ewan for a pre-spitz chill
it's a hard knock life
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
for us.
for us.
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
yeah i hear that a lot.
that students have it hard.
i see you had to wake up before three o'clock today though jon.
i feel for you man, i really do.
for the funkeemunkee (although you probably seen it already):
pk:uk
reckon we should get the vault out at highgate next week dude...?
yeah i hear that a lot.
that students have it hard.
i see you had to wake up before three o'clock today though jon.
i feel for you man, i really do.
for the funkeemunkee (although you probably seen it already):
pk:uk
reckon we should get the vault out at highgate next week dude...?
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
indeedy.
work is too crowded today for office parkour
indeedy.
work is too crowded today for office parkour
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
lalala i went to the animal fayre, the birds and the beasts were there, the big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair... the monkey fell out of his bunk and slid down the elephant's trunk - weeeeeeeeeeeee! The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees but what became of the Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey.....
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oo oo oo ee ee ee
lalala i went to the animal fayre, the birds and the beasts were there, the big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair... the monkey fell out of his bunk and slid down the elephant's trunk - weeeeeeeeeeeee! The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees but what became of the Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey.....
Non-Https Image Link
oo oo oo ee ee ee
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
the monkey he was all like
"whoa, that elephant [censored] was [censored] up man, i'm lucky i still got all my [censored] together. i coulda ended up as [censored] as a [entire phrase censored]"
then he sat in a tree eating bananas and scratching himself while avoiding strenuous activities
thats what i heard anyway
the monkey he was all like
"whoa, that elephant [censored] was [censored] up man, i'm lucky i still got all my [censored] together. i coulda ended up as [censored] as a [entire phrase censored]"
then he sat in a tree eating bananas and scratching himself while avoiding strenuous activities
thats what i heard anyway
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
yeh, innit.
yeh, innit.
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