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EDITED_BY: Patrick the Bubba Badger (1149045225)
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Chalres Patrick had already informed me. But you did such a wonderfull job of describing it that i actually got some paper and tried it - it's quite spiffy really isn't it? Though my line was pretty wobbly!
thank you for taking the time and effort though!!!!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Poor Patrick. If I got the location of the black out correct, he's probably still with out power.
See you when the juice turns on!
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Gidg
Wow! A province wide black out and look who misses me.
Good description Charles.
Myste,
Gidg, Have a wonderful weekend. And watch out for those strip-searches.
Cheers!
Now I have to find a beer/liquor store that's open.
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
what to replace those beers you keep spilling?!
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
Hey!
Is it my fault I try to juggle beer and a phone cord at the same time?
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3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
no its not your fault...it's the fault of the beer and telco companies for not seeing the danger.
Sue them!!!!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Are you sure that was a telephone cord and not Fetch? You have been juggling in the dark, remember.
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Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
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Gidg
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
would fetch bite if you spilt beer on him?
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
Thanks for the idea Charles. Now where can I find a solicitor who will accept payment in beer?
Myste, I think it would depend on what kind of beer I poured on him. Probably if it was Fosters!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Knowing that Patrick cannot retaliate until Thursday, Gidg starts setting traps, (oops, no, no) Redecorating his thread . Help! This hole is as deep as I am tall, I donât think I can get out! Help!! Gidg struggles out of the hole and fills it with raspberries and mulberries and covers it with a doormat.
What next?
She grabs a towel, soaks it in a stiffening agent and drapes it over the back of a chair close to the hole.
Gidg looks around and smiles as she walks to the linen cabinet. She sets up a small catapult that will throw a banana cream pie when the door opens.
Now, how do I make sure that he steps on the mat instead of over it? Gidg grabs the Super Soaker five million, string and hangs from the ceiling aim at the door.
Now for the redecorating part! Gidg pulls out her paint supplies and starts painting the ceiling, walls and floor.
Ceiling, Bright Carrot Orange;
Wall number 1, Violent Violet;
Wall number 2, Mustard Yellow;
Wall number 3, Ridiculous Red;
Wall number 4, Muddy White
Floor, Baby Poo Green
Finally Gidg works on the flower arrangement of Skunk Cabbage that she had brought back from her latest camping trip.
That should do it!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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They each start trippign traps which pops parts of them and sends them flying into all the other traps except the doormat one.
Gidg, freaking out at all the unheeded explosions and apparent destruction of her freinds
and then, of course, Charles gets hit in the face by the cream pie launcher... D'oh! >
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809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
That was some impressive baloon sculpting!! ooohhh Charles i'd run and hide if i were you. Once gidg finds out Patrick got away without releasing a single trap she'll be after you! Here i'll give you a 3 second head start...
1...
2...
3!
*leans down to pull gidg out of the raspberry mush filled hole*
Hi sweetie - what are you doing down there? Did you fall into your own trap? tsk tsk tsk. Well i guess that was bound to happen one of these days. Now what say we get charles back for ruining your traps on Patrick? I'll let you lead since you are the undeniable master of mayhem!
And Patrick... Fosters indeed. I'd bite you too if you gave me any of that! Now guinnes on the other hand....
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
Whew, ah thanks Charles. Means I didn't have to resort to any of my Canadian Ninja skills. You'd be amazed what I can do with a hockey stick!
Gidg? Did you forget who guards my place. That's him on your leg. Damn, I really wish I had fed him this week.
Myste? Why would you pour Guiness on your hand?
Doesn't it suck when you have days off and can't sleep in for more than about five hours. Grrrr!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Myste thank you so much for helping out of the hole. I was getting real tired treading to keep my head above all that muck. Getting caught in one of my own traps is not something that I look forward to, but it happens once in a while. Remind me never to dig one of my traps over four feet deep. That way I wonât have to tread to keep my head above water.
Please, just call me the Mistress of Mayhem, after all I am female and Kalroz is still a Master of this fine art.
Gidg bends down and starts to unwind Fetch from around her leg, wondering if snakes are like dogs and that they can sense fear. Gulp. No, Fetch and I are going to be pals, arenât we Fetch? Gidg gathers Fetch in her arms and gingerly lowers him into his house (Glass case? Wooden box? Whatever.) Besides, he isnât hungry enough to eat someone that is taller than he is.
Patrick, honey! Weâll talk later; right now I need to pay a little visit to Charles. Myste I am more than happy to have a helper in my little endeavor.
Gidg walks out of the post leaving puddles of a fermented mixture of raspberry and mulberry juice.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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*walks in carefully, wearing gumboots and waders...*
erm, hi
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
suspicious sound of Charles snoring so loud from his own thread that it reverberates into this one...ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz
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Is that a buzzsaw I hear?
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Nope, but it will be stopping really soon!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg crawls into Patrickâs thread leaving a streak of caramel and sprinkles on the floor.
Ice cream... Need ice cream... Gidg faints on the floor for the lack of ice cream.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Well look who I've found passed out on my floor... Its Gidg. Now where is that warm glass of water?
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg comes to after hearing the words âwarm waterâ.
No, silly . Ice Cream, I said Ice Cream!
Gidg faints again.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Here Gidg, have some ice-cream!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg awakens from her faint.
I knew you wouldnât let me down Patrick . Iâm having an Ice Cream party at my place, come over when you have the time. But right now I need to go deliver some invitations.
Gidg skips out of the thread hugging her Ice Cream.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Figures, there goes Gidg skipping out on me. She just wanted me for my ice-cream!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Patrick! Gidg!
*looks shocked from one to the other*
*turns and runs out of the thread sobbing*
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
*Patrick catches her before she gets out of the thread. Sweeps her up in his arms....*
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
hehehe that's exactly the response i was hopeing for
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Myste, you are such a silly goose! Remember the Webster definition of ice cream. Please see my thread if you donât remember.
By the way, what's the weather like there in late April early May?
PS. And anyway, I donât poach.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Gidg, it'll be cool to see you in April/May if you can make it!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Patrick Thank you for the teddy!
Gidg sweetie its ok i was just provoking a reaction out of Patrick Wanted to see what he'd do. April/may is autumn but still pretty warm - tho don't you live in/near a desert? Then maybe you might find it a little more chilly. Jeans and t-shirt weather - how's that. hehehe. Are you really coming to visit? That'd be cool!
Patrick - i will wake up soon to talk to you
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it â As you like it
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