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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, we have two boys now umm

stupid balls.


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
ubblol Well at least you didn't think you had girls because they have nipples.... Not mentioning any names *cough*jon*cough*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
someone said that about ours too skully!



*cough*lisa*cough*



i don't know, these blonde people... rolleyes wink ubblol ubblove





cole. x



p.s. you said 'joncough'! i've actually called the lad that several times ya know smile recently however, i am favouring the handle 'little jonny firepant' ubbrollsmile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Errrrr and a boyfriend agreed... ahem would that be you Cole?

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
what, you your big *blonde* boyfriend...?

yeah, that's me ubbangel hug


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
awww biggrin hug just noticed the "big and good" & "short and sweet" member titles thingies

awwwwwwwwww ubblove

See you guys in a week or so

bounce bounce2 bounce

biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Lush to see you at the weekend honey kiss

Sooooooooo, how did Monday go?

hug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh, hels me lovely - it was a fantastic weekend wasn't it? biggrin

and thank-you lotsnlots for your good luck text on monday - got it just before i turned my phone off and walked into the building hug

it went pretty damn well actually - got a callback within an hour and a half for second interview which will be tomorrow @ 5:15pm.

they already told me that most of their other candidates have only got their first interviews on thursday though so i'm taking that as a pretty positive sign...

they also sent me a mini assignment to do yesterday (just to prove that i didn't make up everything that i told them i could do in the interview!) which i'll be doing tonight.

tis weird thinking that this time next month i could have a shiny brand new job! biggrin

will definitely keep ya updated hug


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: coleman


tis weird thinking that this time next month i could have a shiny brand new job! biggrin



Almost as weird as me thinking that this time in 20 years I could have the exact same job.

biggrin

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
hug hug hug

sorry i didnt get to see you when i was down.

come for a beerchug sometime....

T hug

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*cough*

Meh


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hope the 2nd interview went well... fingers and toes crossed for ya. hug

Have a totally awesome weekend dude ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco Wish I could be there rolleyes

kiss

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Unfortunately, they only have an opening in their New York office. wink

{Good luck!}

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
bounce biggrin bounce biggrin bounce

wink

kiss

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
What do you know that I don't know!?

confused

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
nothing biggrin i know nothing i tell ya!

Colemam-man-man - how was the party sat night? gutted i couldn't be there rolleyes i was being worked like a
b!tch in wales ubblol Good to see the girlies though.

How did the 2nd interview go? Any news?

smile

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
tongue

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE!



BUILD ME ONE BUILD ME ONE BUILD ME ONE!



NOW!



bounce

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
This forum need bigger letters, and a bold option...

but build NYC an invisibility cloak first....

have you got a job cole?

I have, in a bank eek ubblol

no, they dont know me very well...

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
 Written by: Helz Bellz


i was being worked like a
b!tch in wales ubblol Good to see the girlies though.




is it just me, or does that conjour up some rather intresting (i.e. rude) images?

actually, its just me isnt it? redface

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yo Mr T it's not just you smile
Well done on the job honey, banks are fun to work in....lots of money hidden in the basement smile wink

What a great week smile

Hey BOYFRIEND ...
hug kiss ubblove hug

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

biggrin kiss ubblove kiss hug2 ubblove kiss hug biggrin


cole. x


Non-Https Image Link

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblove awwwww ubblove

biggrin hug biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
eek eeeeeeeew eek

:vomit: rolleyes :vomit:

wink

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

I thinkim agreeing with helz and jon at the smae time.... ubblove :vomit:

All I have to now id find a flat! *sigh*

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
UCoF and Nx making fun of Cole for having a girlfriend?

Not the most self reflexive duo I guess.

But I was confused by the fact that Hels and Bam have the same avatar. Thought it was Hels calling Cole boyfriend and I was like "Damn, what did I miss?!?"

wave to the cute Brit kids.

And kiss somebody for me because I'm smoochless for another two weeks.

But no tounge.

Because that would be weird if you french kissed somebody for me.

Unless you french kissed Molly for me cuz at least it would be from me.

No ... wait a minute...

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
eek

Hello mr coleman.

I have a new puppet but it'll take him a while to master patticake cos he's got eight legs smile

hug

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
hey nYC,

im ditting here with tears down my face, and still you make me laugh, thank you. hug

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
"Coleman's Email"
A Haiku

by NYC

Waiting for Godot
Perhaps he will never come
Like Coleman's email

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


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