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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
Dude, I miss Spitz, seeing your good self and all my other chums smile

Hopefully I might be back in the smoke before too long smile

hug

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
got milk?

hug

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol I read about that this morning!!

hug2

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i saw it on the news last night, i thought on you jon whn i saw it ubblol

Step (el-nombrie)


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
no mech no!
think of the kittens!

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
are you sawingim goingto have a fiddle!

die little kittie die! ubblol

Step (el-nombrie)


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
I don't think that was what I was saying umm

you're a strange man mr mech
and you are mean to kittens
tsk

mr cole - how is your cat-planning going?
will there soon be the patter of tiny paws about the place?
will those paws be able to play pattycake? hug

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:

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you knwo its the truth!

and yes i am strange, and your no listening to your mum


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and they realy done come much more stranger than me now do they?


cole i learnt a new move and i think its down to yo, ithink i have learnt take outs on bothe sides! biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
'noon.

kiss for you and for you, I have one of these:

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I saw you wearing one at Play so thought you may like a picture of one in your intro confused

Missin' you matey moo, see you soon hopefully juggle

tongue

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Eep!!! where are you? frown

I thought to entise you back to your intro, I would leave you a picture of a man pointing in a threatening manner at another man.

Clicky clicky

hug see you soon Bamsman.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
cor blimey jonnycough - i've had lots of lovely visitors and i haven't been around to skin up or even to pass around ashtrays rolleyes

stick the kettle on mate, and then go check out this picture of me at play wearing that thing that you just brought in here.



now, were you you pointing your finger at me?

just because i forgot to put cardamom seeds in the balti?

i challenge you to a fight of champions sir!

its... the showdown!



moving backwards along the line of people in my intro patiently awaiting tea...



step - twas great to see you in guildford man - but the next time i see you, each time you make a comment that is self deprecating, i will slap you (in an unpleasant manner). i'm bored of hearing you put yourself down so that's a promise from the heart hug2



molly - cat planning is pretty much in the bag (the plan in the bag, not kittens). she will be called princess, she will have a diamonte collar, she will be a ragdoll, and she just might end up being a boy kitten. but we have to get a flat and move in together first so i reckon it'll be a little while before we start searching for kitten manufacturers in our area...



chutney - great to have you back in th uk dude. we will play again very soon i hope smile



hels - MORE EGGS!!!!! ubblol



dave and elly's mum - i'm lost for words after elly's glowing reference wink hugs to you and elly hug



tina - are you serious about making me a t-shirt?! i reckon the 'hump my leg' line is going a bit far - a "don't hug me" t-shirt would seriously rock just by itself. but after all that anti-hug sentiment, i mightily look forward to hugging you one day in the future smile



monkus - its happened. great to see you back biggrin



claire - i lost the ebay auction on the ubermaze but will look for one after november (when i might have some spare cash again). your new photos are really yummy by the way smile orange and blue look soooo pretty together and you in all black with fire is an even prettier combination. till i see ya next, keep smiling miss poise hug



asheepcalledjames - been reading about your far away exploits but am having to make up quite a lot of it in my head because the information is sparse... wink look forward to seeing you again when you return to these shores dude.



vixen - kiss kiss cos you seem to appreciate them the most.





in case anyone wants to know, recently i have been doing the following things:



bammy spank ubblove biggrin wink

watching series one of the league of gents and the mighty boosh ("i’ve bad juju, i do voodoo if i choose to - i harness the forces of evil to amuse you")

listening to rufus wainwright albums and rossy's cd of poetry

working (eeep! its unheard of! eek)

thinking about poi

dreaming about juggling

reading about magic



big up.

little down?

medium size middle???





cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I dont like that showdown. You always seem to beat me by the same amount everytime wink

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
you know the great thing about Gary Numan?



He's a great singer AND he's got a pilot's licence.



(just like Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson)

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
Ola cole!!! wave

just need your favourite colour and your size now, then.....we'll see what comes out of my mind! wink


hug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i feel confident in stating that cole's size is "big" and his favourite colour is probably white

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
an astounding display of thought prediction from the mindreading monkey there umm

or maybe he just read [Old link] wink

my size is definitely 'too big' - most of my t-shirts have two X's before the L nowdays.
as for colour, whiteonblack or blackonwhite both rock my world tina but it matters little - the offer of a custom made t-shirt from someone i have never met before is just superb! ubbrollsmile
any colour you care to choose would make very little difference to the size of my smile biggrin hug2 biggrin

have a rockin weekend everyone wave


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
thx, have a rockin weekend too you guys, simian & cole!

btw, simian did you already move to stacey's place?
say hi to pat and her anyway!

hug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:

hug
kiss
biggrin

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
horse!

Meh


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
its soooooooo pretty...


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ubblove


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
have you seen martha's new top with hand-embroidered tool lyrics?

you will likey...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:

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Um...hamster?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
she thought she was going on a super fantastic journey through time and space

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole cole cole,

I heard you were at work today, and not at home, so I thought you may like to laugh repeatedly.

Click me

Its just a website with funny text and a few funny pictures.
smile

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Your Psytrance Dance CD has been made, featuring Astral Projection and Broken Toy smile

Next shall be the Cassetteboy and DJ Rubbish cd smile

hug2

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Oh dear.. 3 in a row. rolleyes
Once more and I could play connect 4.

Cole, If you want This on the Cassetteboy and Dj Rubbish cd, then would you mind waiting a bit longer? ubblol
Its out on monday devil

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
joncof - waitwaitwaitwait!!!
for giving me that you can take a soldering iron to my nipples in retaliation for my impatience wink
yoo rock jonny hug kiss
(p.s. you are making me mp3 cds right? i get more music for me megabyte that way)

andrea - hug :mwah: smile

simian - not yet but she told me what it said and i reckon you are right, i would love it indeed...
spank for doing things on the same night as synergy umm

mike - that is a random hamster, thank-you hug
do you know him?
does he live in a lab? wink
i think the blanket that he is standing on looks lovely and soft.

cantus - the time tunnel animation is fantastically brilliant.
i wish i had a stairfall to fall into perpetually for the remainder of enternity.
and that's a funny looking horse... smile


time for some work now eek


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Yuss.
Emm pee free seedees.

kiss

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Did someone say cassette boy and DJ Rubbish?! biggrin

*nudge nudge wink wink* wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
get to the back of the queue Dunc....... some of have been waiting years and years for these CD...... well weeks and weeks....... well ok I didn't get my name on the list at all I don't think but anyway some people have tongue

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


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